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What Amy Adams Did Was Classy As Balls No Matter How You Feel About The War(s)

June 30th, 2014 // 68 Comments
Yes, War Is Bullshit
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On Friday, Amy Adams tried to quietly pull a super classy move by giving a soldier her first class seat on a flight from Detroit to Los Angeles. She discreetly arranged it with the flight crew and almost got away with it except ESPN2′s Jemele Hill happened to also be in first class and immediately blabbed to ABC News turning it into the biggest story of the day, almost all of it positive for Amy, who unfortunately got bombarded by Inside Edition as soon as she got off the plane. Where she also, by the way, politely posed for selfies with coach passengers (above). Anyway, my main point here is that, this being the Internet, it didn’t take long for contrarians to start shitting on her because troops are “killers and occupiers.” (That link is to a comment, not the post.) To which I say, oh, shut the fuck up. More »

Good Morning, Anais Zanotti, And Other News

June 30th, 2014 // 15 Comments

- Lindsay Lohan really is performing in a David Mamet play. Blowjobs are your friend, kids. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kelly Osbourne tattooed the side of her head. [Dlisted]

- She’s Got Legs For Days [theCHIVE]

- Willow Smith is getting Instagram tips from Kylie Jenner. Oh, good. [Fishwrapper]

- Funny Girl Sex Guide: Blowjob Techniques You (Maybe) Need To Try (Part 2!) [The Frisky]

- Naya Rivera in skin-tight jeans, anyone? [Popoholic]

- NBC will air Miley Cyrus‘s Bangerz Tour, but won’t let Constantine smoke. Makes sense. [Starpulse]

- Khloe Kardashian‘s ass implants had a birthday party. [tooFab]

- Selena Gomez is getting fake tits for Justin. (Interpret however you like.) [IDLYITW]

- Luci Ford is still very, very hot. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Brody Jenner is banging this (in a bikini) now. [Celebslam]

- Goddamn, Bianca Balti… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Angel Haze On Ireland Baldwin: ‘We F*ck’

June 27th, 2014 // 54 Comments
Ireland Baldwin Is Single
Purple Haired Ireland Baldwin Grabbing Own Breast Yoga Pants
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Ever since breaking up with Slater Trout (actual name), Ireland Baldwin has been constantly seen on Instagram with rapper Angel Haze who just confirmed to The Independent that the two fuck which just saved me from writing a post about Shia LaBeouf terrorizing a homeless guy before his arrest. Then again, that story is also rich with pussy. Anyway…

“I don’t know if there’s like some confirm or deny thing with the way relationships work in the media, but everyone just calls us best friends, best friends for life, like we’re just friends hanging out,” she told The Independent. “It’s funny. It’s rad in some ways, it sucks in others.”

“An interracial gay couple, I mean that’s just weird for America right now. We fuck and friends don’t fuck. I have never fucked one of my friends. Once I see you in that way, it doesn’t happen.
“But we do f**k and it’s crazy and that’s weird to say because I think about it in terms of an audience reading it and them thinking, ‘What the hell?’ But it happens.”

Of course, Ireland Baldwin has been all but saying those exact words on Instagram: More »

Jenny McCarthy’s Acting Like She Quit ‘The View’

June 27th, 2014 // 61 Comments
But She's So Smart!
Jenny McCarthy Derpface Daily News Readers Care To Feed The Hungry Canned Food Drive
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Earlier in the week, I posted that Jenny McCarthy was getting fired from The View because, well, she’s Jenny McCarthy. And that’s exactly what happened yesterday because apparently everyone but Whoopi Goldberg was let go. Except if you follow Jenny on Twitter, she’d have you believe she quit out of solidarity with Sherri Shepherd who’s the one that really got fired because not only is Jenny stupid, she’s also kind of racist. Albeit unintentionally because have I mentioned she’s stupid? Via People:

“The number 7 is God’s number of completion & after 7 seasons my time at The View is now complete! So grateful 2 every1 4 their love & support,” Shepherd announced on Twitter Thursday.
“Incredibly grateful to my second mom Barbara Walters for pushing me beyond my comfort zone – it’s been amazing doing it scared! #joy”
McCarthy echoed Shepherd’s sentiments on Twitter, writing, “If Sherri goes … I go too. #sisters”

When reached for comment, representatives at ABC said nothing because they all died of polio three weeks ago, and yet somehow Barbara Walters survived. It was almost like she knew. Almost like she knew…

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Jesus Christ, Nina Agdal

June 27th, 2014 // 13 Comments

And now for the hottest pics of Nina Agdal I’ve ever seen in my life which will sound like an exaggeration until you get to this shot and go, “Holy fucking shit, the Internet man was right.” And of course I was because I watched my own penis explode leaving nothing behind but a crater full of confetti. It’s like Rip Taylor gave me a handjob if Rip Taylor was also Superman, so have a vacuum handy. This stuff goes everywhere.

Photos: Antoine Verglas/Gosee Magazine

Good Morning, Lisa Opie, And Other News

June 27th, 2014 // 25 Comments

- Jeremy Renner‘s Bourne franchise is doing well. [Lainey Gossip]

- Cam Gigandet hated everyone on The O.C. [Dlisted]

- Things That Bounce Thursday: Relive it again for the very first time. [theCHIVE]

- The tell-all book about Kate Gosselin sounds just about right. [Fishwrapper]

- Got an abortion coming up? The Supreme Court just made it a nice shitshow for you. [The Frisky]

- Porn stars, dick pics and politicians never mix well. Never. [WWTDD]

- Lindsay Ellingson won whatever the hell is happening here. [Popoholic]

- Don’t ask R. Kelly about his transgender kid. [Starpulse]

- 2015 NFL Cheerleader Bikini Calendar BTS Blowout [Coed]

- LEANN RIMES HAS STRETCH MARKS! — I don’t know why I just did that. [tooFab]

- Hayden Panettiere‘s going to breastfeed a train? [Hollywood Tuna]

- What’s up, Filippa Hamilton? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Oh, Good, Kathy Griffin’s Naked

June 26th, 2014 // 43 Comments

“Wait a minute, that’s my pool!” – Anderson Cooper, any second now

Because once you’ve seen one questionable redhead, you kind of want to see them all, here’s Kathy Griffin posing nude for Tyler Shields which should answer all of your questions on just how badly God has forsaken us. I’m pretty sure I’m going to turn on a faucet and snakes will fly out. That’s how fucked we are.

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Adam Levine Did Not Have Sex With Lindsay Lohan’s Vaginarrhea (Too Fancy? You’re Right)

June 26th, 2014 // 15 Comments
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Just like James Franco, Adam Levine found himself on Lindsay Lohan‘s handwritten list of celebrities she’s had sex with that somehow got sold to InTouch for currency that can be exchanged for cocaine. No one’s still quite figured it out. Anyway, just like James Franco again, Adam Levine wants to make it abundantly clear that the list is bullshit and he did not have sex with her. And in his defense, Adam Levine doesn’t suddenly double over screaming, “Begone from my nuts damnable fire of itch and woe!” so we should probably hear him out. Via Starpulse:

Levine was asked about being on the list on Howard Stern’s show, which is rapidly becoming the place to go to talk about Lindsay Lohan’s sex list. Stern told Levine, “By the way, you were on Lindsay Lohan’s sex list – that you had sex with her – I didn’t know this.”
Levine replied, “That’s not true. I did not have sexual intercourse with Lindsay Lohan.” When Stern noted Franco denied the report as well, the singer added, “That’s because I think we’re being truthful about that very specific thing.”
Stern said if no one on the list had sex with her, “Did anybody have sex with Lindsay Lohan?” Adam replied, “A lot of people probably did, I don’t know.”

You know what? Adam Levine gets a lot of shit for being a douche, and rightly so, but at the end of the day that was a pretty sick burn, and at least he didn’t write a short story with interspersing vignettes about Gus Van Sant playing a guitar while he genuflects on the Nicolas Winding Refn-esque work of his latest car commercial. In fact, if anything, that just proves James Franco has syphilis which he probably got from Lindsay Lohan. Take him to the containment chamber!

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