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Orlando Bloom Took A Swing At Justin Bieber

July 29th, 2014 // 9 Comments
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Seen here partying his dick off in Spain, Orlando Bloom reportedly took a swing at Justin Bieber Wednesday morning Ibiza time causing the hardest rapper in all of Canada-land to flee a restaurant because of the prettiest elf in Middle Earth. And to the applause of every single person there if not humanity at large. TMZ reports:

Orlando Bloom got in Justin Bieber’s face early Wednesday morning in Ibiza … and Justin fled the restaurant — and one eyewitness says Orlando threw a punch.
The eyewitness tells TMZ … Orlando was in Cipriani restaurant which was packed with celebs, including Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Diddy.
Listen closely as you watch the video. It sounds like Justin, in the middle of a shoving match, screams, “What’s up bitch?”
You don’t see Orlando swing, but the eyewitness tells us that’s exactly what happened. And we’re told when Bieber left the crowd applauded.

Considering they both banged each other’s exes (Selena, Miranda) yet both have been spotted on yachts full of groupies (Justin, Orlando), I can’t imagine what the issue might be. Except I can, and it’s Orlando Bloom hates black people. Oh, so what? They can’t eat the same restaurant as you? ROSA PARKS, BITCH!

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Stephen Colbert Destroyed Kim Kardashian’s App

July 29th, 2014 // 14 Comments

Over the past few weeks, there’ve been no less than 800 novel-length takedowns of the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app which I didn’t read because I only need two words to tell me not to touch it, and those words are Kim Kardashian. As for the rest of America, it’s plunked $85 fucking million into it trying to become the virtual version of what Kim used to be to Paris Hilton minus that time Kim tried to breathe in Paris’ soul through a stab wound thus becoming her which everyone mysteriously forgot about after Kris Jenner obtained The Demon’s Bible. But enough facts and history, here’s Stephen Colbert ripping it apart in four minutes. (h/t Uproxx) More »

Remember The Other Day When I Said Lindsay Lohan Was Looking Good?

July 29th, 2014 // 23 Comments

Yeah, forget all that. Forget it even happened. I have a drinking problem.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

Hilary Duff Getting A Bikini Rubdown, Anyone?

July 29th, 2014 // 19 Comments

Above are screencaps from Hilary Duff‘s new video “Chasing The Sun.” And below is said video along with all the sound and “music” that comes with it, so let me suggest immediately skipping that and clicking right into the on-set bikini pics which are free from all that stuff I just said along with Hilary Duff’s thoughts and emotions. They’re practically the perfect woman.

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Beyonce’s Moving Out

July 29th, 2014 // 11 Comments
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Yesterday, we found out that Jay Z cheated on Beyonce with Rihanna which was also the reason for Solange‘s elevator attack if we’re all going to start believing lizard people talking points now. Why make them go through the trouble of secretly putting mind control in our water? That’s my motto. Anyway, now comes word that Beyonce has been secretly shopping for penthouses without a camel pen for Jay Z to sleep in. Page Six reports:

“She was very quiet, as if she was looking on the sly,” a source said.
Fueling the notion that Beyoncé is not shopping for both of them is the fact that Jay Z has always been extremely involved in their real estate deals, sources said.
Yet he was nowhere to be seen during the apartment showing, they added.
Jay also would be loath to leave their current posh Tribeca pad, a source said.

KIM: “Ohmygod, are they really getting a divorce?”
KANYE: “I dunno. Probably.”
KIM: “We’ll never get one though, right?”
KANYE: “…”
KIM: “Right?!”
KANYE: “…”
KIM: “Hello? Did you hang up on me?”
KANYE: “… *snaps fingers* Kim! Sorry, bitch, forgot your name for a second. What were you saying?”

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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriend Is Topless And Other News

July 28th, 2014 // 20 Comments

- Nina Dobrev is definitely banging Ben McKenzie. Or Orlando Bloom. [Lainey Gossip]

- Cara Delevingne wore a rabbit fur jacket to Leonardo DiCaprio‘s wildlife event. [Dlisted]

- I Declare You, Queen of The Selfie [theCHIVE]

- LeAnn Rimes wore makeup for a no makeup selfie for charity. Of course. [Fishwrapper]

- The NYPD used an illegal chokehold on a pregnant black woman. Also, of course. [The Frisky]

- Khloe Kardashian can bang French Montana without getting acid thrown in her face now. [WWTDD]

- Vanessa Hudgens in booty shorts. [Popoholic]

- Kim Kardashian kissed her step-brother? But.. but.. he’s not black. [Starpulse]

- Teresa Giudice‘s still wearing bikinis. [tooFab]

- And so is Cassie. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Note to Photo Boy: Pay more attention to Jessica Lowndes‘ Instagram. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Jenny McCarthy’s Son Calls The Cops On Her, Is My New Favorite Person

July 28th, 2014 // 34 Comments
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Because her name’s Jenny McCarthy, Jenny McCarthy thought it’d be a great idea to talk about how shitty of a parent Jenny McCarthy is because – haha, you’ll never believe this – her son – hahaha – her 12-year-old son – BAHAHA – calls the cops on her all the time! AHAHAHA! For doing really stupid shit! The actual police! *wipes tear* Aw, man, that’s good stuff. ABC News reports:

“We’re driving in the car and of course I text and drive,” she said on her new Sirius radio show, “Dirty Sexy Funny.” “He called the police on me and said, ‘My mom is texting and driving right now.’ True story.”
To avoid a possible run-in with the police, McCarthy, 41, said she grabbed his phone and threw it out of the car window.

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Rihanna Ruined Jay Z’s Marriage

July 28th, 2014 // 20 Comments
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Last week, we learned that Jay Z and Beyonce‘s marriage is pretty much over because he constantly cheats on her, and now comes even more specific information that it’s with Rihanna, so I can’t imagine where it’s all coming from. It’s not like it’s practically a first-hand account. Except, oh wait. Page Six reports:

The source says the elevator fight after the Met Ball was really over Jay’s protégé Rihanna, whom he allegedly planned to meet later that night at his 40/40 club. “Solange was like, ‘Enough is enough — you must be [screwing] Rihanna,’” says the source. “To many people who know them, they know it’s not out of the realm of possibility.”

Okay, maybe it’s not fair to point fingers at Solange when it could just as easily be Gwyneth Paltrow. Who also talks to the police a lot. Is now a good time to mention that?

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