Most, if not all, of Kim Kardashian‘s services can be purchased through Kris Jenner. And if you think that’s an exaggeration, here’s Kim accepting an Austrian businessman’s money to be his date to the 2014 Opera Ball in Vienna while engaged to Kanye West. In fact, I ran the numbers on how many times Warren Buffet could afford to have sex with her, and I’m pretty sure I just predicted his death. Anyway, Radar Online has apparently obtained a “secret email” between Kim’s rep and an unspecified firm looking to hire her to promote their brand which basically opens with her requiring at least a $750,000 to $1 million fee before she’ll even think about charging them for a whole bunch of other shit:
Wrote the rep, “I think you should definitely come back with the best offer that you can make her from a money standpoint, so that we can save the time going back and forth.”
But the fee is only the half of it.
For travel related to personal appearances for the brand, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star requires “5 first class tickets, plus 1 coach [Ed. Note: Because 6 first class tickets would just be obscene. - SW], first class hotel accommodations (1 suite for talent and standard rooms for others in party), portal to portal first class exclusive ground transportation, airport greeter service, security, glam fee (day rate for her hair and makeup squad), and a per diem.”
Her rep also noted, “We would need approval over photographer, all photos used in print materials, glam squad (hair, makeup, stylist, manicurist), hotel/airline/car service and PR usage.”
And while all of that sounds like you’re typical con game, here’s the best part that perfectly sums up this entirely family:
But if Kardashian’s diva demands put her out of the company’s price range, the rep was willing to offer second best: Kendall Jenner would shill the line for $500,000 to $1 million, the rep said.
Do I even need to write a joke here? Kris Jenner’s children are cattle. They’re literally cattle. This just validated every single “Moo” in the comments. And the ones I know you people are saying out loud. Don’t deny it.
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