So here’s how Selena Gomez‘s trip to Paris Fashion Week went:
1. Before, or as soon as, she got there, Justin Bieber checked into a hotel with Kendall Jenner.
2. When she showed up to the same show as him later, he spent the entire time with the Kardashians.
And 3. When she gave up and went to a show by herself, she ran into Miranda Kerr, and here’s a reminder why that had to be awkward as shit.
If only there were some sort of common factor she could eliminate from her life to prevent these things from happening. Something she could easily discard like a bag full of vinegar and water. Think, dammit, think…
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