Archive for the ‘Candid’ Category

Orlando Bloom Took A Swing At Justin Bieber

July 29th, 2014 // 27 Comments
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Seen here partying his dick off in Spain, Orlando Bloom reportedly took a swing at Justin Bieber Wednesday morning Ibiza time causing the hardest rapper in all of Canada-land to flee a restaurant because of the prettiest elf in Middle Earth. And to the applause of every single person there if not humanity at large. TMZ reports:

Orlando Bloom got in Justin Bieber’s face early Wednesday morning in Ibiza … and Justin fled the restaurant — and one eyewitness says Orlando threw a punch.
The eyewitness tells TMZ … Orlando was in Cipriani restaurant which was packed with celebs, including Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Diddy.
Listen closely as you watch the video. It sounds like Justin, in the middle of a shoving match, screams, “What’s up bitch?”
You don’t see Orlando swing, but the eyewitness tells us that’s exactly what happened. And we’re told when Bieber left the crowd applauded.

Considering they both banged each other’s exes (Selena, Miranda) yet both have been spotted on yachts full of groupies (Justin, Orlando), I can’t imagine what the issue might be. Except I can, and it’s Orlando Bloom hates black people. Oh, so what? They can’t eat the same restaurant as you? ROSA PARKS, BITCH!

UPDATE: Apparently Justin Bieber bragged about Miranda Kerr. That’ll do it.

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Stephen Colbert Destroyed Kim Kardashian’s App

July 29th, 2014 // 19 Comments

Over the past few weeks, there’ve been no less than 800 novel-length takedowns of the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app which I didn’t read because I only need two words to tell me not to touch it, and those words are Kim Kardashian. As for the rest of America, it’s plunked $85 fucking million into it trying to become the virtual version of what Kim used to be to Paris Hilton minus that time Kim tried to breathe in Paris’ soul through a stab wound thus becoming her which everyone mysteriously forgot about after Kris Jenner obtained The Demon’s Bible. But enough facts and history, here’s Stephen Colbert ripping it apart in four minutes. (h/t Uproxx) More »

Holy Ben Affleck’s Butt Crack, Batman!

July 29th, 2014 // 17 Comments
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I’m shooting myself in the face for that headline. Don’t worry.

When my parents watched me head out for college 16 years ago, they watched with wonder as I even went in the first place, Mom, and somehow graduated without dropping out after a year to get married, Dad. There I was, an honest-to-God college graduate with a bachelor’s degree in journalism and a wealth of opportunities ahead of me (that paid less than Applebee’s, so I just worked there). I had surpassed them in every way. Or at least I did until today when I posted photos of Ben Affleck‘s ass crack to the Internet, so fuck it, you win. You guys win. College is bullshit. I don’t even remember what I learned there, and it still feels funny when I pee. Can I sleep in your bed?

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Remember The Other Day When I Said Lindsay Lohan Was Looking Good?

July 29th, 2014 // 36 Comments

Yeah, forget all that. Forget it even happened. I have a drinking problem.

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Jack Bauer Unprofessional? I Won’t Believe It

July 29th, 2014 // 11 Comments
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“But there’s a.. there’s a bomb in that whiskey. Someone has to drink it.”
“Sir, that’s a parking meter.”
Then how did it know my name?!”

Because voicing a character on a Star Wars cartoon has filled him with unbridled hubris, Freddie Prinze Jr. went off on Kiefer Sutherland during a Comic-Con interview to promote Star Wars: Rebels. Apparently, his experience on the set of 24 made him want to quit acting altogether, or at least do the closest thing to that and write for the WWE. ABC News reports:

“I did ’24,’ it was terrible. I hated every moment of it,” Prinze said. “Kiefer was the most unprofessional dude in the world. That’s not me talking trash, I’d say it to his face, I think everyone that’s worked with him has said that.”
He continued, “I just wanted to quit the business after that. So, I just sort of stopped.” …
”I went and worked for Vince McMahon at the WWE for Christ’s sake and it was a crazier job than working with Kiefer,” he said. “But, at least he was cool and tall. I didn’t have to take my shoes off to do scenes with him, which they made me do. Just put the guy on an apple box or don’t hire me next time. You know I’m 6 feet and he’s 5’4.”

Of course, all of this makes perfect sense because I’m not sure if you know this about Kiefer Sutherland, but he likes to have a drink every now and then. Which I probably shouldn’t be telling you that because it’s kind of a big secret, so don’t go blabbing about it to all your friends, alright? Keep it under you hat. As for the massive television network that currently employs Kiefer? They have no idea what Freddie Prinze Jr.’s talking about. TMZ reports: More »

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriend Is Topless And Other News

July 28th, 2014 // 23 Comments

- Nina Dobrev is definitely banging Ben McKenzie. Or Orlando Bloom. [Lainey Gossip]

- Cara Delevingne wore a rabbit fur jacket to Leonardo DiCaprio‘s wildlife event. [Dlisted]

- I Declare You, Queen of The Selfie [theCHIVE]

- LeAnn Rimes wore makeup for a no makeup selfie for charity. Of course. [Fishwrapper]

- The NYPD used an illegal chokehold on a pregnant black woman. Also, of course. [The Frisky]

- Khloe Kardashian can bang French Montana without getting acid thrown in her face now. [WWTDD]

- Vanessa Hudgens in booty shorts. [Popoholic]

- Kim Kardashian kissed her step-brother? But.. but.. he’s not black. [Starpulse]

- Teresa Giudice‘s still wearing bikinis. [tooFab]

- And so is Cassie. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Note to Photo Boy: Pay more attention to Jessica Lowndes‘ Instagram. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Jenny McCarthy’s Son Calls The Cops On Her, Is My New Favorite Person

July 28th, 2014 // 35 Comments
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Because her name’s Jenny McCarthy, Jenny McCarthy thought it’d be a great idea to talk about how shitty of a parent Jenny McCarthy is because – haha, you’ll never believe this – her son – hahaha – her 12-year-old son – BAHAHA – calls the cops on her all the time! AHAHAHA! For doing really stupid shit! The actual police! *wipes tear* Aw, man, that’s good stuff. ABC News reports:

“We’re driving in the car and of course I text and drive,” she said on her new Sirius radio show, “Dirty Sexy Funny.” “He called the police on me and said, ‘My mom is texting and driving right now.’ True story.”
To avoid a possible run-in with the police, McCarthy, 41, said she grabbed his phone and threw it out of the car window.

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Rihanna Ruined Jay Z’s Marriage

July 28th, 2014 // 21 Comments
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Last week, we learned that Jay Z and Beyonce‘s marriage is pretty much over because he constantly cheats on her, and now comes even more specific information that it’s with Rihanna, so I can’t imagine where it’s all coming from. It’s not like it’s practically a first-hand account. Except, oh wait. Page Six reports:

The source says the elevator fight after the Met Ball was really over Jay’s protégé Rihanna, whom he allegedly planned to meet later that night at his 40/40 club. “Solange was like, ‘Enough is enough — you must be [screwing] Rihanna,’” says the source. “To many people who know them, they know it’s not out of the realm of possibility.”

Okay, maybe it’s not fair to point fingers at Solange when it could just as easily be Gwyneth Paltrow. Who also talks to the police a lot. Is now a good time to mention that?

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