Archive for the ‘Candid’ Category

So Justin Bieber Probably Banged Adriana Lima

May 29th, 2014 // 36 Comments
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Last week, myself and anyone interested in maintaining the illusion that this is a sane and rational world that hasn’t completely descended into chaos attempted to laugh off reports that Adriana Lima and Justin Bieber allegedly hooked up in Cannes. There was even video of her brushing him off. But now more and more reports keep coming in that they went home together at 5 a.m. although none of them even consider the possibility she was just checking under his bed for monsters. It’s called journalism, people. Us Weekly reports: More »

LeAnn Rimes Thinks She’s A Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Now

May 29th, 2014 // 40 Comments

Above is LeAnn Rimes and two of her friends (I’m shocked, too.) attempting to recreate this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover. Which seems innocent enough until you compare all three questionable asses up top to the power and majesty of Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge, and Chrissy Teigen below and realize LeAnn Rimes essentially spit directly in the eyes of Baby Jesus if not shook him to death in his crib: More »

Good Morning, Eliza Doolittle, And Other News

May 29th, 2014 // 6 Comments

- Benji Madden is “madly in love” with Cameron Diaz. [Lainey Gossip]

- Evan Rachel Wood and Billy Elliot are getting a divorce. [Dlisted]

- Never Let A Good Downblouse Go To Waste [theCHIVE]

- Lorde is getting kind of annoying. [Fishwrapper]

- What Women Mean When We Call Each Other “Sluts” And “Whores” [The Frisky]

- Goddamn, Emily Blunt… [Popoholic]

- Captain America might be banging… Sandra Bullock? [Starpulse]

- Stacey Dash works for FOX News now. Of course. [tooFab]

- Bella Thorne‘s in a bikini again. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Goddamn, Gisele Bundchen… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Scout Willis Is Topless So You’ll #FreeTheNipple

May 28th, 2014 // 75 Comments
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Wednesdays are when I head down to my local comic shop (Ladies?) before enjoying a delicious burrito, so naturally that was the day Scout Willis decided to get pissed about Instagram‘s censorship policies and waltzed around New York City with her topless breasts hanging out to teach them a thing or two about how she has nipples. Or something. It’s all very thought out. TMZ reports: More »

Charlie Sheen Just Evicted Denise Richards And His Own Daughters From Their Home

May 28th, 2014 // 43 Comments
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When we last left Charlie Sheen, he was throwing a hissy fit over Rihanna refusing to meet him, Charlie Sheen, a man who deserves what he wants and that mentality never ends horribly for anybody. And now comes word that he’s made good on his threats to evict Denise Richards from her home after Brett Rossi – I’m sorry, “Scottine Sheen.” – sucked his penis hard enough to make him think he doesn’t have to pay child support anymore. Radar reports: More »

Kate Beckinsale’s Legs Will Unite Us

May 28th, 2014 // 32 Comments

Okay, I know I already joked this morning that the 50 Cent first pitch post would bring us all together after a contentious 18 hours arguing over gun control, but this time, I really mean it. Because if there’s one thing I take very seriously, it’s how fucking hot Kate Beckinsale is. So here are her goddamn incredible legs which everyone regardless of age, sex, race or even political affiliation can not only appreciate, but agree that not getting to touch them demands retribu- *gets tackled by Photo Boy*

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Hayden Panettiere Has A Giant’s Baby Inside Of Her

May 28th, 2014 // 24 Comments

Her: “WHYYYYYY?! WHY DID I LET YOU DO THIS TO ME?! OH GOD, IT’S CRUSHING MY LIVER! IT’S SIX-WEEKS-OLD HANDS ARE CRUSHING MY LIVER! MIDGETS AND GIANTS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO PROCREATE! I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY, GOD! YOU WERE RIGHT! YOU WERE RIGHT AND WE DEFIED YOUR LAWS! WE DEFIED THEM LIKE FOOLS! WHY CAN’T I FEEL MY SPLEEN?!?”
Him: “I wonder if it’s a boy…”

(Via Us Weekly)

Abigail Ratchford’s Back And Other News

May 28th, 2014 // 9 Comments

- Charlize Theron has completely broken Sean Penn. [Lainey Gossip]

- Pamela Anderson realized long hair hides the hepatitis better. [Dlisted]

- Please find this girl’s ass cheeks. For America. [theCHIVE]

- Lily Allen dancing topless in Spanx, anyone? [Fishwrapper]

- The 6 Worst Media Responses To the Elliot Rodger Rampage (So Far) [The Daily Banter]

- Hello, Charlotte McKinney bikini photos. [Popoholic]

- Mariah Carey delayed the entire World Music Awards by showing up late. [Starpulse]

- Dean McDermott has Tori Spelling‘s name tattooed above his dick. Yup. [tooFab]

- Jesus Christ, Jessica Sutton. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miley Cyrus has labia. We get it. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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