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Whatever ‘Party Down South’ Is, They’re In Bikinis

October 2nd, 2014 // 55 Comments

We’ve spent all morning talking about crazy people, and yes, that includes anyone willing to birth Ashton Kutcher‘s baby, so for change of scenery even though I have no clue what Party Down South is, here are some hot, sexy bikini ba- *actually looks at more than just the first pic* – Fucking shit.

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Amanda Bynes Is Tweeting Again (Probably)

October 2nd, 2014 // 6 Comments
Everything Is Awful Again
Amanda Bynes Wig Dog
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When all of this Amanda Bynes business started back up again, probably the most prevalent words out of everyone’s mouths were, “Well, at least she’s not tweeting again.” She’s tweeting again. Styleite via Jezebel:

“Ashley Banks” or @persianla27 has been rumored for a while to be a poorly disguised alias, and has been relentlessly tweeting increasingly disturbing shit in the months preceding Bynes’ arrest (along with #TBT pics of the star from her 2013 glory days.) There’s also a Tumblr linked under the same name, and a weird Instagram and Facebook page.

Here are just a few of the most recent tweets from @PersianLa27 which, in fairness, could just as easily be written by me or anyone even remotely familiar with Amanda Bynes: More »

Wait. Back It Up. Charlie Sheen Goes To The Dentist?

October 2nd, 2014 // 17 Comments
'Wanna See My Tattoos?'
Charlie Sheen Drunk Taco Bell
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When we last left Charlie Sheen he was drunkenly approaching random strangers in a Taco Bell drive-thru and showing them his tattoos, and now comes word that he allegedly pulled a knife on his dentist after taking nitrous oxide while high on cocaine. And, yes, I know that the real news is that Charlie Sheen actually goes to a dentist. I said it right in the fucking headline. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell us … Charlie was at an L.A. dental office last Thursday for an abscess. He sat in the chair as the dental technician placed a mask over his face to administer nitrous oxide, when she says Charlie went insane … flailing his arms and striking her.
The technician told cops she walked out of the room as Charlie’s security guard entered. Charlie’s personal dentist was there along with the oral surgeon. There was a lot of commotion and the technician says when Charlie’s dentist finally came out he told her Charlie pulled a knife and went after him. The dentist wasn’t hurt.
The technician also told cops the bodyguard told the dentist Charlie was high on rock cocaine.

As for why the bodyguard would even need to tell the dentist Charlie is coked out of his mind, it’s written right here in his chart in permanent marker, I’m going to assume this happened:

“Shit, how did I end up at the dentist? I need to take these fuckers out before they come at me with a drill. Quick, think of a cover story.”
“You’re high on coke?”
“I like it. *pulls knife* STAY OUT OF MY MOUTH, YOU PUTRID PILE OF COLGATE SLUDGE! I’M A TRUTH BOMB! BLAH! RAWR! CRAZY WORDS! RANDOM ANIMAL BLOOD!”

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Mila Kunis Is The Mother of Ashton Kutcher’s Baby

October 2nd, 2014 // 6 Comments

Over the weekend, George Clooney got married, and now People reports Mila Kunis gave birth to a baby girl whose father is Ashton Kutcher, so good game, everybody. We had a good run. If you’ll quietly remain seated, a demon should be around shortly to bathe this world in ash and hellfire.

UPDATE: Never mind. It’s only taking selfies with Selena Gomez. False alarm!

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Lisa Opie Is Bendy And Other News

October 2nd, 2014 // 9 Comments

- Ethan Hawke might be Dr. Strange now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ariana Grande is “honored” to be called a giant pain in the ass. [Dlisted]

- Why Would You Ever Get Out of Bed? [theCHIVE]

- Snooki will describe child birth now. [Fishwrapper]

- AnonIB has a huge fucking date rape problem. [The Frisky]

- I miss Joanna Krupa‘s backyard. [WWTDD]

- Prince just trolled the shit out of Facebook. [Death and Taxes]

- Nina Agdal‘s in a bikini again. [Popoholic]

- The time Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet crashed a frat party. [tooFab]

- Not Megan Fox is looking good. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kelly Brook still has huge, giant breasts. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Here’s How Awful Everything With Amanda Bynes Is Going

October 1st, 2014 // 34 Comments
It's Happening Again
Amanda Bynes Telly Video
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Like most people, I just assumed Amanda Bynes was off somewhere being heavily-medicated while her parents took fancy vacations with her money. But then over the weekend, she was picked up for DUI and everyone found out her conservatorship is over and she’s out there doing whatever the fuck she wants. As for how and why her conservatorship is over, it turns out her parents willingly chose not to extend it because they’ve convinced themselves her problem isn’t mental illness, but pot and being a spoiled brat. TMZ reports:

Multiple sources connected with the family tell TMZ … Amanda’s parents do NOT think she has a mental illness. As one source put it, “They think she’s a bratty kid who thumbs her nose at them and smokes a lot of pot.”
We’re told everyone around her parents are urging them to get the conservatorship, but so far no luck. That said, it’s impossible to put Amanda on a 5150 psychiatric hold until she creates a substantial risk to herself or others.

On top of that, multiple sources at FDIM in Irvine told TMZ that Amanda was kicked out in August – before her conservatorship ended – for coming to school high, paying classmates to do her homework, cheating on tests, and generally being insane:

Amanda often ditched classes … but even when she showed up, she was clearly high, and not good at hiding it … she almost always wore sunglasses and laughed out loud at inappropriate times.
We’re told the pendulum would often swing and she would then get in “horrendous arguments.”

In her parents’ defense, they are old and probably don’t want to waste their twilight years taking care of the daughter they sold to Nickelodeon. Plus, it’s not like she’s Britney Spears whose conservatorship not only pays for itself, but turns a profit once you shove her on stage like a bear on a unicycle. Family should always be about return on investment.

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Wiz Khalifa Might’ve Cheated On Amber Rose With Twins

October 1st, 2014 // 41 Comments
'Homewrecker!'
Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tight Dress
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So Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose‘s divorce just got interesting (to me). According to Peter Rosenberg, a DJ on Hot 97 and friend of Amber Rose, she apparently walked in on Wiz banging fashion designers Jas and Ness Rose (above) who also happen to be twin sisters. Page Six reports:

“Amber walked in on him with two women at the same time,” he said. “Twins, twin sisters, twin biological sisters.”
Rosenberg also showed a since-deleted Instagram post of the rapper with the twins, fashion designers Jas and Ness Rose.
Rosenberg also contradicted claims that Amber Rose stumbled across the infidelity at a residence that Khalifa acquired after moving out of the couple’s house.
“It was a home. It wasn’t some new home that was just his,” he said. “It was a home that he had. That she slept in. That’s how she got in. She had a key. This wasn’t some separate thing. It’s a place she goes to.”

Keep in mind, Kanye West allegedly cheated on Amber with Kim Kardashian which is kind of like twins if you count both of her ass cheeks as separate people which I do. Although, that would technically make it a foursome, and if you factor in the size of her breasts, that’s two more people, so really Kanye cheated on her with a bus. An entire bus. Things could be worse is the point I’m trying to make here. Now. After all that.

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So I Guess We’re Doing This And Other News

October 1st, 2014 // 22 Comments

- Everybody’s in the Magic Mike sequel now except the one person who counts. [Lainey Gossip]

- Leonardo DiCaprio has selflessly left his girlfriend to bang all the women George Clooney can’t now. [Dlisted]

- Believe In Your Selfie provided you have breasts for it. I say that as a friend. [theCHIVE]

- Jaden Smith is making weird-ass music now. [Fishwrapper]

- Tim and Eric can be bought by GE. That’s the key takeaway of that Jeff Goldblum commercial. [The Frisky]

- Mommy Blogger‘s are still awful. [WWTDD]

- Satan‘s promoting Nicolas Cage movies now. No, really. [Death and Taxes]

- BREAKING: Men ogle woman’s breasts every second of every day. [The Mighty]

- It’s Hannah Davis in a bikini, so try not to think about Derek Jeter‘s butt. [Popoholic]

- I refuse to believe Justin Bieber had sex with this. REFUSE. [tooFab]

- Kim and Kanye got booed at Fashion Week. You’re alright, France. [IDLYITW]

- Jessica Simpson wears black panties. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jenny McCarthy and Melissa McCarthy are feuding. [Celebslam]

- Ferne McCann is trying to get in on The Fappening. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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