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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.23.14

October 23rd, 2014 // 274 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that’s kind of a sausage fest and I’m not just talking about how Seth Rogen‘s torso was made, Joe Jonas‘ new concept restaurant, or how to make Ariana Grande‘s brother’s head explode with a simple invite. Seriously, this thing is crammed full of dudes. Somebody should let Ryan Seacrest kn– and nevermind, his radar has already detected us.

For the record, today’s lead was either Crystal Hefner or Jessie J. Please allow me this consideration before accurately accusing me of being bribed with coupons for oatmeal,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

North West Will Have To Work For What She Wants

October 23rd, 2014 // 20 Comments
Kim Poses Naked
Kim Kardashian Naked Butt
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The Superficial’s Theory of Kardashian, which states “Upon the opening of the mouth, utter bullshit shall spew forth until said mouth closes or is rendered unintelligible by oral processes related to the filming of interracial pornography,” so we already know that when Bos Optimum, or Kim Kardashian, as the humans who arrogantly ignore her bovine royalty title refer to her, says that North West will have a job at some point in her life, we can disregard that as just the cud talking. Via E! Online:

“I was saying that earlier to my friends, ‘I wonder what [North's] first job is gonna be.’ And they were like, ‘What? She’s gonna have a job?’ and I was like, ‘Are you kidding me? Of course she is,’” she told the publication. “She will have to work for what she wants.”

There’s more about how Kim always had to “save up” for stuff that she wanted as a kid and trust me you guys, I’m trying really fucking hard not to make a sex worker joke about a baby here, especially in light of this horrific mess, so I’ll go with the only way this mythical job interview could possibly go: More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

October 23rd, 2014 // 20 Comments

- Captain America‘s probably banging Minka Kelly again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Lopez is following in Britney Spears‘ footsteps. The Britney Spears. [Dlisted]

- These Girls Know How To Work A Dress [theCHIVE]

- LeAnn Rimes will destroy Christmas now. [Fishwrapper]

- Toys R Us caved to the Florida mom bitching about Breaking Bad figures. [The Frisky]

- Megan Mahoney is your new hot teacher who got caught banging students. [WWTDD]

- Homosexuality is a sin, says guy who jerks off in strangers cars with spark plugs. [Death and Taxes]

- Olivia Munn wore some sort of ballerina thing. [Popoholic]

- Is this a message to Shia LaBeouf? What’s happening here? [tooFab]

- Kelly Brook‘s 2015 calender is here. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Victoria’s Secret is finally catching up to the Internet. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.22.14

October 22nd, 2014 // 285 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, an installment I’m not particularly proud of considering it has both Nicky and Paris Hilton in it. If this post was me in college it would be jolting awake right now, rolling over, checking for a pulse, thanking God one more time, and drunkenly finding its way home.

Nope, there’s no more links. There’s only sadness now,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Shia LaBeouf’s A Metamodernist Christian Now

October 22nd, 2014 // 15 Comments
Remember That Plagiarism?
Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Beard Lawless Screening
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If you’re wondering what the fuck that headline means, let me get the answer right out of the way. Nothing. It means absolutely nothing other than it’s one of the rambling, navel-gazing responses Shia LaBeouf mouth-farted to Interview Magazine during what felt like an endless diatribe on art, life, and how acting is dying in front of an audience? (Sadly, not literally.)

Since the 14th century there’s been this martyrdom in art, Jesus on a cross, the Apostles being boiled in oil. But that also exists in cinema—martyrdom. Theater is about dying, about doing it so that other people don’t have to. I’m showing up with a set of problems, and I hope that they die when I’m done.

So okay, I understand how looking at a painting of Jesus on a cross reminds you how you’ll never get to bang Megan Fox again, because looking at anything should be reminding you of that, but what exactly does Christianity have to do with being an uncontrollable, drunk rage monster? More »

Good Morning, Maitland Ward, And Other News

October 22nd, 2014 // 58 Comments

- Selena Gomez might be banging Orlando Bloom again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ryan Phillippe: “I’ve only made five good movies.” [Dlisted]

- Presenting The Internet’s Booty Hall of Fame [theCHIVE]

- Dean McDermott used to jerk off to Tori Spelling when she was on 90210. [Fishwrapper]

- Adobe sides with #GamerGate because the poor wiener children are being “bullied.” [The Frisky]

- Oscar Pistorius will basically spend 10 months in prison. If that. [WWTDD]

- Your Hypnotic Ass GIF of The Day [Girls In Cute Underwear]

- Buzzfeed is the most distrusted media outlet. [Death and Taxes]

- Keeley Hazell is still hot. [Popoholic]

- Renee Zellweger responds to Internet: “I’m healthy.” [tooFab]

- Cora Skinner in lingerie. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Cailin Russo is topless again. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.21.14

October 21st, 2014 // 360 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the rest of the people who had their boobs and butts out, or were shit-faced drunk like Michelle Rodriguez at that Angel Ball thing. And fat Busta Rhymes. We’ve also got Jared Leto signaling to Terry Richardson that the ecstasy is kicking in and Kanye West coaching one of the greatest football teams of all time.

[Insert Khloe Kardashian linebacker joke I don't know enough about sports to write myself here],

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Tori Spelling ‘Quarantined Like An Ebola Patient’

October 21st, 2014 // 19 Comments

She’s probably pregnant again, so why buy new pics? JOURNALISM!

Tori Spelling lives thousands of miles away from anyone with the Ebola virus, and I’m pretty confident she’s not walking around letting random strangers shit and bleed in her hands. On top of that, she has a gaping hole in her chest that wards off evil which is the only possible explanation I could come up with for its presence. So why the hell she was quarantined for Ebola is anybody’s guess. TMZ reports:

Tori Spelling had several of the symptoms, and got treated like an Ebola patient this weekend when she was hospitalized with a bunch of illnesses … TMZ has learned.
Sources tell us Tori was running a fever, coughing uncontrollably, and having trouble breathing … when she was taken to Cedars Sinai Hospital. We’re told Tori was quarantined from other patients, and medical staff took precautions while treating her.

In related news, Tori has another season of her reality show coming up, and apparently, “Hey, I let my fake-cheating husband knock me up again,” wasn’t testing as high as, “What if she bled to death from the nose and mouth?” Which is honestly a decent hook. Do they need funding?

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