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Justin Bieber’s Still F*cking With Orlando Bloom

July 30th, 2014 // 3 Comments
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Justin Bieber is a little bitch. Which is really all the introduction I need here, but just in case, here are new details from his brush-up with Orlando Bloom that, just like earlier accounts, still involve him making a smartass remark about Miranda Kerr only this time there’s a cameo from Leonardo DiCaprio who amazingly didn’t Krav Maga the little bastard. Then again, poison has always been Leo’s game… Us Magazine reports:

“Bieber went to say ‘Hi’ to Leonardo DiCaprio,” an eyewitness tells Us. “Leo was sitting next to Orlando. Bieber reached out his hand to shake Orlando’s hand and Orlando just looked at him and avoided him.”
After getting snubbed by the 37-year-old Pirates of the Caribbean actor, the “Boyfriend” singer, 20, blurted to Bloom, according to the source, “Tell Miranda ‘What’s up.’” …
Bloom apparently did not appreciate Bieber’s comment, and took a swipe at the singer. “Bieber ducked the punch,” says another insider. “He didn’t get hit. Justin’s boys eventually jumped in and got him away.”

Since then, Bieber has posted another taunting photo on Instagram (above) except this one he’s actually leaving up because his bodyguards already checked under the bed for monsters and anyone who wants to give him an ouchie. He’s unstoppable now.

Photos: Splash News

Gisele Bundchen Bikini Photos And Other News

July 30th, 2014 // Leave a Comment

- Joaquin Phoenix playing Doctor Strange is almost a done deal. [Lainey Gossip]

- Whoopi Goldberg defended Roman Polanski, so why not Stephen A. Smith? [Dlisted]

- Leanna Decker is a redhead with big breasts, why we’re alive. [theCHIVE]

- Lana Del Rey is a giant hypocrite. [Fishwrapper]

- Alessandra Ambrosio understands the Internet. [WWTDD]

- Goddamn, Jessica Alba in Maxim. [Popoholic]

- Iggy Azalea‘s breasts are in Fast & Furious 7 now. [Starpulse]

- Robert Pattinson doesn’t give a shit about Kristen Stewart anymore. [tooFab]

- Somebody take Jessica Alba‘s “goddamn” from up top and give it to Nina Agdal. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lily Allen has been working out. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: Pacific Coast News

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.30.14

July 30th, 2014 // 257 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that starts off with a photo I can only hope became a horrific crime scene and ends with five photos that I’m positive did. If you guessed public defecation, congratulations, you’re an L.A. County deptuy now. We’ve also got Sinead O’Connor with a cryptic message written on her cheeks that I’m sure you guys will correctly interpret as a deep affinity for anal sex, and Elisabeth Shue for no reason other than I remember her from the 90′s and this post is entirely about nothing.

HA! Look at this guy! Like I said, nothing,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Kim Kardashian To Adrienne Bailon: ‘Shut Up About My Fat Brother I Don’t Care About’

July 30th, 2014 // 9 Comments
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Kim Kardashian hasn’t spoken to Rob since her wedding where he wouldn’t stop being fat for her pictures and left instead. It was a simple request! Anyway, his ex Adrienne Bailon is now in the business of trashing their time together on account of him cheating on her constantly and his family tainting her career. So if you really want proof that Kim doesn’t write her own tweets, here’s her Twitter account suddenly showing concern for the, uh, fat kid. What’s his face? Bob. Sweet Bob.

Funny how she says being with a Kardashian hurt her career yet the only reason she has this article is bc she is talking about a Kardashian
#LetItGoooooLetItGoooooo (FROZEN VOICE)
So sad when people try to kick my brother when he is down #FamilyForever

#FamilyForever #UnlessYoureFat #WhichTechnicallyIAm #ButInAGoodWay #ThatGuysWantToHaveSexWith #MostlyInTheButt #KanyeShrug

Photos: Splash News

Megan Fox Isn’t George Zimmerman

July 30th, 2014 // 12 Comments

Because you don’t come to this site to read about how small your dick is for cowering like a pussy behind guns, here’s Megan Fox at the Mexico City premiere of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where I’ll assume the promotional poster featured the Turtles chopping off the heads of their enemies. Or they’re just taking naps in sombreros. I go back and forth.

Photos: Splash News

How Hot Did Selena Gomez Look While Justin Bieber Got Punched In The Face?

July 30th, 2014 // 19 Comments

Chipmunk hooker hot? I’m going with chipmunk hooker hot.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Ivon Miguel/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Divorce? What Divorce?

July 30th, 2014 // 8 Comments
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Over the past two weeks, the New York Post has dedicated its life to proving Jay Z and Beyonce are getting a divorce because he cheated with Rihanna, so here’s Beyonce’s first attempt at either refuting or downplaying those rumors by posting an Instagram photo of Jay Z holding Blue Ivy (above). More importantly, she posted this picture of her breasts which seemed like a useful clue at the time. Maybe there are divorce documents between them. You never know, you never know. More »

Nathasha Henstridge Looks Like This Now And Other News

July 30th, 2014 // 32 Comments

- Jennifer Garner won’t let Ben Affleck be friends with Kevin Smith. [Lainey Gossip]

- A woman named Princess abandoned her kids to blow a guy at Walmart? Get out. [Dlisted]

- Suns Out, Buns Out [theCHIVE]

- Nobody gives a shit anymore, Miley Cyrus. [Fishwrapper]

- How I Learned To Love (Or At Least Tolerate) The Titty F**k [The Frisky]

- God told Alabama it doesn’t have obey federal laws. Sounds legit. [The Daily Banter]

- Maryna Linchuk‘s in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- Zoe Saldana got naked. [Starpulse]

- Kim Zolciak‘s taking bikini selfies now. [tooFab]

- Chris Brown‘s neighbors want to shoot him. [IDLYITW]

- Goddamn, Lucy Bayet… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Reminder: Nina Agdal is fucking hot. [Celebslam]

- Sylvie van der Vaart‘s in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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