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Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

December 18th, 2014 // 2 Comments

- Selena Gomez came down with the drama in front of Beyonce. Girlfriennnddd… [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicki Minaj is going to blow up dickheads. [Fishwrapper]

- The time Alex Trebek almost quit Jeopardy because he was asked to have feelings. [Dlisted]

- Wake Up With Jennifer [theCHIVE]

- Pat Robertson thinks gay people will go extinct because they can’t reproduce. [The Frisky]

- When did Rachel Bilson get breasts? [WWTDD]

- How to react to catching your husband fucking your twin. [Death and Taxes]

- Miranda Kerr in lingerie, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Alyssa Barbara still has huge awesome breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- How do I get Nina Agdal under my Christmas tree? Without Cosbying her. No Cosbying. [COED]

- Porn Stars reading “How The Grinch Stole Christmas.” [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.17.14

December 17th, 2014 // 207 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which you will notice is getting lighter and lighter as we get forcibly dragged deeper into the holday hole. (No Collins.) But we still have some good shit for you, like Cuba Gooding Jr. going full Tom Cruise-on-Oprah, what I’m pretty sure is the first TCWM appearance of NeNe Leakes, and Simon Cowell about to find out if high quality hair plugs are any match for the strength of a spider monkey.

Did I include a bullshit Final Five in here for filler? *shoves henchman, slides down escalator rails, bolts through kitchen exit*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Splash News

Bertney & The Amazing Computer Magicked Bikini

December 17th, 2014 // 15 Comments

Bertney And The Amazing Computer Magicked Berkini Belly
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It was a very special day for Bertney. She was at the courthouse seeing the nice old judge who always had the best news to tell Papa.
“Well, Mr. Spears,” the judge said from his very tall wooden seat. “After watching the surveillance footage you so generously provided, I shudder to think what would happen if Ms. Spears were permitted to make decisions for herself. She’s yours for another year!” And with that he banged his tiny little hammer, and Bertney clapped and giggled. It was her favorite part.
“Does that mean we get to live together forever?” Bertney asked Papa excitedly.
“Yes, it does,” Papa said with a very tired smile. Bertney wondered if he was getting enough sleep. “Now, let’s get you ready for your swimsuit pictures. We’re already running behind.” More »

A Paris Hilton Panty Flash Post? Why Not?

December 17th, 2014 // 24 Comments

In case you can’t tell we’re circling the holiday toilet for news, I already wrote about Lindsay Lohan today, and now here’s Paris Hilton flashing her panties because it’s 2006 again. (To top it off, this is me punting my way to a Bertney post to complete the trifecta.) You’ll also notice Paris has a wet spot on her ass, but before someone suggests it’s some sort of sexual discharge, the fabric is still intact, so take your sloppy science to Natural News. You don’t bring that shit in my house.

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Photos: Xposure/Vantagenews/AKM-GSI

Emily Ratajkowski Made One of Those Sexy Dancing Videos, Too

December 17th, 2014 // 17 Comments

Here’s Emily Ratajkowski‘s video for LOVE Magazine’s Advent 2014 which involves her dancing braless in a loose tanktop while tugging on her panties, so there’s literally no reason for you to have read any of this. In fact, the only person who should be reading this is an automated alien archivist from the future as it sifts through the remains of our planet, so this next part is especially not for you idiots: I know the location of the Paradox Stone. Reanimate my body and make me your king! *crosses fingers*

Emily Ratajkowski Dancing For LOVE After The Jump

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

December 17th, 2014 // 17 Comments

- Aaron Sorkin should really stop talking. [Lainey Gossip]

- James Franco only wants to fuck Lana Del Rey‘s music. Her vagina bores him. [Fishwrapper]

- Scary Spice‘s husband might be an abusive asshole. [Dlisted]

- Nothing Beats A Woman’s POV [theCHIVE]

- Elisabeth Hasselbeck is still a giant fucking moron. [The Frisky]

- Amy Pascal doesn’t owe Al Sharpton shit. [The Daily Banter]

- Demi Lovato‘s side-boob posed for Allure. [WWTDD]

- Oh, good, another Bush running for president. What could go wrong? [Death and Taxes]

- Daniela Lopez Osorio‘s in a bikini. [Popoholic]

Goddamn, Bridget Malcolm… [Hollywood Tuna]

- That’s Olivia Wilde‘s vagina alright. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.16.14

December 16th, 2014 // 443 Comments

Welcome to Tuesdays The Crap We Missed, lead by Kylie Jenner‘s butt because sharing a cell with you guys doesn’t sound that bad. (Fish makes a delightful toilet sangria.) We’ve also got Mariah Carey giving the first ever case of adult on-set scoliosis, Lance Burton unveiling his newest trick, ‘The Sandusky,’ and Nick Cannon who knows this will make a way better revenge Instagram than any pic of himself surrounded by beautiful women.

Did I just slam on Mariah Carey twice in this post? It was all I could do to keep myself from going after Kelly Clarkson. Take a moment and try to figure out that fucked up rationale. My brain is a terrible place to be,

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Splash News

Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Get Why Everyone’s Obsessed With Her Body

December 16th, 2014 // 48 Comments
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Fish and I have historically¹ held differing opinions on Jennifer Aniston. I find her attractive, while he prefers the company of his illustrated books and his things. *watches him rearrange figurines on his desk for Tuesday positioning* What we both agree on, however, is that it’s kind of ridiculous to discuss feminism, Hollywood sexism, and body issues in between talking points about beauty products. No, really. Via Allure: More »

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