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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.24.14

April 24th, 2014 // 321 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your last one for the week as I take the reigns tomorrow while Fish embarks on his annual trek into the heart of dixie and no, that’s not why I have “dixie” written on all my underwear, that’s just a coincidence. Anyway, today we learned that Mike Myers is now using Donald Trump‘s barber, Lena Dunham just heard they’re doing reshoots of that scene at a pizza buffet, and Kellan Lutz is dead.

You don’t fuck with Khloe Kardashian like this and live to make more awful Hercules movies,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Splash News, WENN

Jennette McCurdy’s Boobs’ Owner Seems Sad

April 24th, 2014 // 17 Comments

It’s been a while since we’ve posted about Jennette McCurdy(‘s leaked photos SEO SEO no whammy!), so here she is looking sad and chesty thanks to Nickelodeon probably canceling her show. As to why any of this is important, did you see when I wrote the word chesty? That meant look at her boobs (and preferably nothing but her boobs). Sometimes I feel like I need to draw you people a map.

Photos: FameFlynet

Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott Probably Faked An Affair To Land Their Reality Show

April 24th, 2014 // 14 Comments
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“Just keep chewing, and they’ll all think your husband’s penis was in another vagina. Nothing looks out of the ordinary, everything’s normal, except for the fact that you’re eating- OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING?!”

While it may seem like Jezebal and I don’t see eye-to-eye on a lot of issues, there are times when we come to together like two, hot, cisgender trigger warnings in a hot tub full of non-body-shaming custard. (Not a Lindy West joke.) Times like Tracie Egan Morrisey completely calling out Dean McDermott‘s cheating on Tori Spelling for the poorly-acted scam to land a reality show it more than likely was. Not that I think cheating on Tori is entirely inconceivable because there is a gaping deathhole in her chest that makes her unworthy of human affection, but I also know that 145% of all reality shows are bullshit. At any rate, prepare to be angered if you’ve been bamboozled into watching Violet Bickerstaff’s new show and voluminously moistened by that sweet Saved By The Bell reference. Shh, shh, just let it happen. Let it happen…

Did Tori Spelling Fake a Cheating Scandal to Land a New Reality Show? – Jezebel

Photos: Splash News

Justin Bieber Banged Kylie Jenner

April 24th, 2014 // 25 Comments
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Earlier in the week, Selena Gomez stopped following Kendall and Kylie Jenner on Instagram which, let’s be honest, was probably the most earth-shattering news ever reported on this site. I heard somebody died just reading it. Except now we know the reason for that, so all of us can finally sleep at night without doing things for strangers for Ambien money. Unspeakable things. With honey mustard… Via Hollywood Life:

“Selena is convinced something has gone on between Justin and Kylie,” The Sun‘s source claims. “At Coachella, [Justin and Selena] looked to be back on track. Selena was hanging out with Kylie too and they were behaving like best friends.” It’s true — they were even sharing clothes!
“Then [Selena] heard stuff about Justin and Kylie and felt totally betrayed. She went berserk and called it all off again,” their source added. “Selena is in a really bad place at the moment — she’s on the edge and now overcome with jealousy. She really needs to wash her hands of Justin for good.”

Now, I know what you’re thinking, Justin Bieber isn’t African-American so right off the bat this is impossible. However, he is retardedly rich, and Kylie fell out of Kris Jenner‘s vagina, so all the pieces are in place for him to offer a sizable amount to prove his blackness to the world. He probably wrote “Gud 4 1 nigga pass” in the memo of the check before signing it “Bizzle: Da Bill Cosby Bastard.”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News, WENN

Katherine Webb’s Replacing Maria Menounos? BLASPHEMY

April 24th, 2014 // 18 Comments

Here’s Katherine Webb on the set of Extra where she’ll supposedly be replacing Maria Menounos despite the fact her ass didn’t make me pour steaming hot coffee on my crotch while saying, “Hooooooooooooooooooly shit.” I just assumed that was the job description.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Phamous/AKM-GSI, Splash News, WENN

Good Morning, Kimberley Garner, And Other News

April 24th, 2014 // 15 Comments

- Oh, yeah, this is going to make George Clooney jealous. Totally foolproof. [Lainey Gossip]

- Iggy Azalea would prefer not to be fingered while she’s crowdsurfing. [Dlisted]

- Chivettes Bored At Work [theCHIVE]

- Of course Sean Hannity is egging on the shitheads in Nevada. [The Daily Banter]

- The next vagina you touch might have a loaded gun in it. [The Frisky]

- Maria Menounos is still leggy as all hell. [Popoholic]

- Don’t ask Rita Ora if she banged Jay Z. [Starpulse]

- Margot Robbie is getting the hang of Instagram. [tooFab]

- What’s up, Cassie Cardelle? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Just shove the camera into your tits, Nicki Minaj. Subtly’s overrated. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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