Cate Blanchett has seen better days

May 8th, 2007 // 118 Comments
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Cate Blanchett showed up to the red carpet of the Costume Institute Gala in New York looking like some sort of troll. She usually looks elegant and ethereal, so I don’t know what the hell is going on here. She looks like she should be living under a bridge, hopping from foot to foot and waving a stick over her head.

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  1. She is actually a very pretty woman, they just caught her on a REALLY bad day. She probably shouldn’t have that hair do with her ears..she needs some rouge and bronzer pretty bad (pale)..or maybe a check up for low iron. And she needs a banana split or two. Other than that…

  2. ph7

    Look at get into the wrong limo – yu can actually see those poses shwon here, including the guy lifting up her dress…

    http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=823380423

  3. redsonja1313

    another poster child for ANEROXIA

  4. deborahdawn

    She looks like serious shit. Looks like a bad drug habit or something.

    And what on earth are those dark spots near her armpits?

  5. Hecubus

    It looks like her partner accidentally killed her a week ago and has been pulling a weekend at Bernies ever since.

    p.s. those dark spots are her nipples.

  6. veggi

    She had a great body in Notes Of A Scandal. Jesusfuckingchrist. I can’t even look at her.

  7. radically4peace

    It’s the pale foundation and gold eye makeup. Makes her look washed out.

  8. onecritic

    ANOREXICS!!!!

  9. TrippyGoogler

    Let me just say for the record that I never thought she was hot to begin with, so I’m not surprised.

  10. Bollacks

    Where is He-man when you need him? We can’t let Skeletor roam free like this

  11. wedge1

    #13 – Nice screen name. But you forgot to say “yeeeaaaaahhhhhhh”.

    #36 – I love you PB! You know that!! Appearances by you and Rich on the same day. The planets must be in proper alignment or something. Nice to see you again.

    Man – all of the Courtney Love and Smeagol references are close, but the Dawn of The Dead Zombie comparison is the most accurate. Absolutely terrible what she’s done to herself. Everything except her ears looks emaciated.

  12. wedge1

    #13 – Nice screen name. But you forgot to say “yeeeaaaaahhhhhhh”.

    #36 – I love you PB! You know that!! Appearances by you and Rich on the same day. The planets must be in proper alignment or something. Nice to see you again.

    Man – all of the Courtney Love and Smeagol references are close, but the Dawn of The Dead Zombie comparison is the most accurate. Good Job, drew51! Absolutely terrible what she’s done to herself. Everything except her ears looks emaciated.

  13. wedge1

    GODDAMMIT THIS SITE & ITS SLOW RESPONSE SUCKS MAJOR MONKEY ASS!!!
    Sorry for the double post. 8^(

  14. YoungOne

    I am trying to eat!

  15. Kyra

    JRZMOMMY,

    Is that all you got? You don’t have any nicer pictures of yourself than this?

    Gee, poor you

  16. Lizzle

    Doesn’t suprise me in the least. I’ve never been able to see what people remotely find attractive in her. She’s always got that death look about her, only this time it’s a little worse than usual. She reminds me of that freak model on one of the past seasons of America’s Next Top Model … does anyone know what I’m talking about??? The one who was legally blind. Both look like harvesters of souls.

  17. mia

    I like the way Cate looks. She looks like a child and that excites me. Sorry Kyra. You are a little too long in the tooth for me.

  18. Maskatron

    This is actually pretty sad. She’s a great actress and one hell of a great looking woman usually. Hope she gets her shit together.

  19. LukeWarmwater

    I’d still hit it. Bukkake improves looks.

  20. Lal

    Galadriel’s ring of power seems to have finally had the Gollum-izing effect.

  21. Donkey

    I thought she was hot then… :(

  22. ashleigh

    SHE’S NOT ANOREXIC.

    It’s for a role…she’s playing a cancer patient. Stop being mean.

  23. LL

    Go Fug Yourself has this one too. Dress not flattering. Hair not particularly flattering. Makeup (esp. eyes) really not flattering, giving her the back-from-the-dead look. And she’s too effing skinny. That dress looks like it weighs more than she does.

    Cate’s pretty good-looking normally, if a little on the too-slender side, but this wasn’t a good look for her. Better luck next time, Cate.

  24. Conky

    She looks like a withered Olsen twin…

    I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

    :(

  25. LeeLee

    #73 okay there’s are these people called makeup artists. They are really good at their jobs like making people look like they have bullet holes in them and also at making people look completely anemic.
    Just because she’s playing the part, doesn’t mean she has to walk around with the sullen check blush and pale lips.

  26. LeeLee

    If I were the Billy Goats, there’s no way in hell I’d be crossing that Bridge.

  27. prplmeanie

    She’s starring in a movie called Cancer Vixen and lost weight for the role.

  28. chaunceygardner

    This photo contains huge spoiler content for Indiana Jones fans wondering who or what Cate plays in the upcoming INDY 4.

    I guess the huge python squeezing out of her mouth will be CGI.

  29. Donkey

    –78
    If that’s true, there no telling how much damage she’s doing to her body just for a movie role.

  30. Oh god my eyes!

  31. looks like mary kate olsen’s mom or something

  32. Lowlands

    Did Cate Blanchett just get released from jail or something?

  33. LadyZombie

    That’s too bad. Yeah, normally she’s a very beautiful woman.

    A 10 pound gain from good nutritious food will fix her right up.

  34. johnnywad

    GA-AHD-DAMN… that’s like every nightmare I ever had as a child, all rolled up into a vampire crack whore.

  35. kamihi

    there’s nothing wrong with her that a whole 3000 calories a day for a year would not rectify.

  36. sweetnsnooty

    Another concentration camp escapee!

  37. no1justminda

    Cool, a walking corpse!!!!!!

  38. iamsosmrt

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    http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/Parisbehindbars/index.html

  39. iamsosmrt

    She would have been the prized peice of my childhood collection. I had like 300 trolls back then, but I prefered them with pink hair.
    I had baby trolls, scuba diving trolls, lots of naked trolls but no anorexic albino trolls… she’s special.

    “Mommy can I have the giant white skeletor troll for christmas pleeeease”

    “NO”

    “BUT MAAAAAAAAM, I HAVE TO HAVE THE GIANT WHITE WHORE TROLL OR ELSE I WON’T BE CUUUL”

    “No honey you can’t have the big scary lady, she not for sale, well not for sale to people like us anyway”

  40. belle

    It’s the third Olsen!

  41. Cruzadas

    AIDS or ANOREXIA? Make your bets

  42. hell yes! I do agree!

  43. H.A.L.9000

    maybe she’s doing a remake of “nosferatu”

    otherwise…wow….just….wow. Without captions i never ever would have thought that was her…”fragile beauty”

  44. The Squizz

    I heard she smells like urine.

  45. H.A.L.9000

    interesting comment, squizz/ is your source reliable?
    …& if true then glad it’s not scratch n sniff

    possibly, she’s been drinking it for research (??), desert survival, religious reasons etc.

  46. The Squizz

    Not sure. But if she smells of it, it’s got to be coming out of her pores. Right??

  47. Fuck the French Canadian Whores
    the molest children

    anyone === call the freaking copz..

  48. mosesgabby

    Are you sure she is not dead? She is white as a ghost.

  49. yerdumb

    i wonder if clavicle bone implants or collar-bone implants will become a craze soon. so that fat people can look emaciated too. breast implants are for wannabe fatties…i think our sense of beauty is shifting towards bones being all the rage, right? clavicle implants.

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