Cate Chant Bikini Photos Are The Crap I Missed
Normally, this is the part of the day where we find out that pointing at shit really cracks Prince Charles the fuck up, as well as which celebrities wore yoga pants and/or were photographed from behind that day. (Hint: It’s always Reese Witherspoon.) But we’re still playing short a man, which if I’m not wrong is a sports reference, so shit has really gone off the rails over here. Anyway, instead of all of that, here’s Cate Chant in a bikini selling water tapped from the finest of gas station faucets. If you put the bottle up to your ear, you can hear the sounds of failed models sobbing as they board a Greyhound back to Nebraska.
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