R&B singer Cassie found out early this morning her breasts are being plastered all over the Internet. Including this site! Whee! She took to her Twitter account and inexplicably confirmed it was her:
IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER…THAT’S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.
Sort of a tall order there, Cassie. Have you actually spent any time with men? We could be in a strip club surrounded by naked women and still be thinking “Hmm, not enough breasts.” But maybe that’s just me, and I should be out fighting crime with my special gift. “Hey, you! Stop stealing purses before I get a lap dance. You won’t like me when I’m out of ones.”
UPDATE: Cassie’s lawyers are firing out the Cease and Desists. Sorry, folks.