Cassandra Scerbo’s Boobs, How Are They?

I’m a huge fan of the Sharknado movies. To me they are like a punk rock answer to anything The Rock touches. If The Rock ever winds up in one, that’ll be the day that the series has probably jumped the shark. In fact I have a transcript for Sharknado VI: Jumping the Shark over here underneath a bunch of empty fresca cans if anyone’s interested in getting in on this (Asylum, call me!).

Anyway here we have Cassandra Scerbo and her high-fiber bazoombage. Whether or not they get eaten by flying sharks in the new movie shouldn’t even be questioned… they definitely do.