Casper Smart Is Tweeting About Jennifer Lopez

December 2nd, 2011 // 40 Comments
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“Oh, wow, her costume shoots dust out of it and everything.”

Because he’s 13, Casper Smart has taken to Twitter to fight back against the “haters” criticizing his relationship with Jennifer Lopez because if there’s one thing grown men concern themselves with, it’s “haters.” *deletes every tweet arguing with Ryan Dunn fans* — Ahaha!

I don’t understand how people can speak on other people or things they know nothing of??!!! #CRAZY Off to Morocco!!!!

He then retweeted the following messages from fans because apparently he has those already. Have I mentioned how much I fear for the world? I fear for the world:

- @Caspersmart dont listen to the haters i think ur awesome :) And a good dancer :-)
- I think @Caspersmart an @JLo make a really good couple but you know everyones gonna hate cuz when your happy or successful ppl have to hate
- Its funny how the people who know the least about @caspersmart & @jlo have the most to say . #smdh
@Caspersmart Well Mr.Sexy guy say BLURRPP to the haters :) probably i will support you and @JLo until the end my dear :) ♥

What’s hilarious about all this, is you know Casper had to ask JLo’s permission before doing any of this which involved a long conversation about what the Internet is followed by a search for her reading glasses. “Do I speak into the screen part or the letter buttons? You know what? Just make sure the pool’s clean then go nuts.”

Photos: Getty

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  1. cc

    He’ll write his next tweet when he’s astride her ass ‘Gee, the air is thin up here’

  2. This is the equivalent of the high school kid banging the hot teacher,only with more money and less common sense.

  3. anyone else notice the similarity in Jlo’s sparkle tights and Britney’s Toxic sparkle tights? resale pick up?

  4. Satan's bitch

    ” @Caspersmart Well Mr.Sexy guy say BLURRPP to the haters :) probably i will support you and @JLo until the end my dear :) ♥ ”

    Gosh, I knew I was missing something by not using that Twatter thing. If by saying “BLURRPP,” does that mean he will have to vomit on the haters? I also love how this person will “probably” support them until the end – however, is not specific about the end of what.

  5. Every performance still I see of this woman is just ridiculous. I mean really, what in the fuck is going on in that picture. The Sequins, the opaque flesh colored body suit..leather pants..some kind of thrusting.

    We really need to stop it with this fucking madness.

  6. The Royal Penis

    Why should anybody be jealous that he’s decided to fuck Grandma?

    I say, “Good for Grandma”-oops, I meant “JLo”.

    • Sheflyunot

      Hey a$$hole,
      Jlo looks a lot better than most women 15 years younger. The teenaged moron should be so lucky.

  7. General Disarray

    That whole post made my fucking day!
    Thanks Fish.

  8. Any Guy

    i love the ‘SERIOUS FACES’ J-Old and all her dancers are making. like that fucking garbage music need to be taken so ‘seriously’. put your hat on straight and pull up your pants little boy.

  9. Frank Burns

    What helps keeps Casper in line are his nightly Skype sessions with his mentor, K-Fed.

  10. LegMan

    You know what they say. “Don’t poop where you eat!”

  11. Dan

    Bah, casper, we really, really don’t care about you and JLo.

  12. Deacon Jones

    Pinch Face has twitter followers?

  13. Venom

    He is lame and she is desperate now.
    First she steals Britney’s costumes, and now her idea to date lame ghetto backup dancers.

  14. Evil Dick Tater

    Oy vey! Droopy cougar crotch!

  15. Carolyn

    Why do these morons grab their dicks?

  16. Was he tweeting or twating about Jennifer Lopez?

  17. gumption

    if I could wash off his tatoos and he looks like the first pic, Id give him a round in the sack. jlo always sucked, cant sing worth a damn and average looking. But damn does she excel at annoying.

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    Sally_two_toes
    Commented on this photo:

    Didnt Britney Spears already do a way sexier version of this outfit?

  19. Jennifer Lopez Casper Smart
    Commented on this photo:

    I was very encouraged to find this site. I wanted to thank you for this special read. I definitely savored every little bit of it.

    Heathrow Minicab

  20. Nada

    Ever notice how anyone who uses the term “haters” in their vocabulary is a complete & total moron? It’s not even a word. Britney spears, lindsay lohan & kim kardashian use it frequently, as does baby huey here. Enough said…

  21. forrest gump

    …………..tweet-elie-TWEET!!!!

  22. crabcake

    She’s 42, not 72… She knows what the Internet is. It just means that when she was your age, the internet consisted entirely of websites for McDonald’s, Microsoft, and the X-Files — that, and her first computer ran an early version of DOS that was written entirely in Aramaic.

  23. thespiral

    J-Lo is making Jerry Sandusky look age-appropriate.

  24. Tatiana

    He’s grabbing his crotch because he has crabs.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t be fooled by the package that he got
    He’s still, he’s still packin’ a one-inch cock
    One!”

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “We found this old lady wandering around backstage, where do you want us to toss her?”

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    MG
    Commented on this photo:

    I love Jennifer Lopez… but these are some really horrible pictures!! First off this dress, the see threw tan thing she is wearing looks hideous on her! 2nd… Whoever took these pics should not be taking pics… plus she didn’t look prepared for most of these pics whatsoever… and it looks as though she is not even into what she is doing.. I still love you J.Lo but you need to clear your head and what happened to your posture??

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    JanGator
    Commented on this photo:

    Get all the tattoos you want – you’re still a backup dancer in a Jennifer Lopez concert.

  29. Jennifer Lopez Casper Smart
    oh i know
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like he’s wearing one of those harnesses parents put on their kids when they take them to the mall…

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    marinomunoz
    Commented on this photo:

    look the picture nice abdomen jeni……….more ejercece need.

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    FATIMA
    Commented on this photo:

    I DONT LIKE CASPER FOR JENNIFER, I ALSO DONT LIKE MARC, GOOD THAT HE IS GONE, BUT I WISH JENNIFER COULD FIND SOMEONE WORTH KEEPING. AM SURE IT’S NOT CASPER…… Ilove you Jennifer, FATIMA

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    DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    Very nice.

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