Casper Smart Wishes This Butt Came With A Wiener (WINNER: Classiest Headline 2014)

June 5th, 2014 // 24 Comments
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If you’ve somehow missed it over the past few days, The Dirty has been posting messages allegedly between Jennifer Lopez‘s driver Casper Smart and transsexual model Sofie Vissa. And while the evidence looks pretty fucking damning – and not at all surprising – it seems way too good to be true. Except now People is reporting that JLo and Casper are only “technically” still together, so shit just got real:

A few months ago, Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart “hit a rough patch,” a friend tells PEOPLE, but the singer has been trying to be supportive of him and work through their issues.
“Now,” notes the friend, “all this stuff comes out about sexting. They’re still together, technically, but no idea for how long.”

“She is excited about where her life is right now,” says the friend. “Her new single (“First Love”) is on fire, and her album is about to drop, and she has movies, and hit TV shows (The Fosters) that she’s producing. She couldn’t be in better shape professionally. Personally, it’s a bit more tricky.
How tricky? A second source says, “Put it this way, they were having problems before the sexting. You do the math.”

Of course, this raises the question of who has been having sex with Jennifer Lopez’s boring, old always-been-a-vagina this whole time because clearly it’s not Casper Smart. And before everyone starts yelling Pitbull, I was just about to say that. You never let me finish! *runs away crying*

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts State Farm Neighborhood Sessions Launch Bronx
    Commented on this photo:

    A little thick, but she carries it better than Kim and Chewie.

  2. Casper Smart the Pee Pee hunter! He loves the Trannys.

  3. Robb7

    They rake in millions, have zero talent and are dumber than shit!

  4. Donald Sterling's Estate

    Trannies are hot as hell. They suck dick a lot better.

    And they’re one of the most profitable porn subjects online, someone’s watching all those videos!

  5. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts State Farm Neighborhood Sessions Launch Bronx
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope that the State Farm Neighborhood Sessions in Bronx, whatever the fuck THAT is, truly appreciated this top quality pop diva performance.

  6. STAYPUFT Overlord

    I for one am DISGUSTED! If you can’t trust a transexual Asian woman looking for anonymous sex on tranny sexboards….who can you trust?!

  7. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts State Farm Neighborhood Sessions Launch Bronx
    Tiggles
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    “Dammit, Casper left his bike here, now he’ll be late for school again! I’m so tired of writing notes to the principal about this!”

  8. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts State Farm Neighborhood Sessions Launch Bronx
    Tiggles
    Commented on this photo:

    “Did anybody hear a raspy noise, and then smell something awful? I’m pretty sure it came from back here on this old lady.”

  9. dennis

    It’s probably all her fault. If JLo’s been pegging him and treating Casper like a bitch sooner or later, he says enough and leaves or begins to actually like it.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Jennifer’s best effort at a “Taint Jutsu” still didn’t get her through the chunin exam.

  11. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts State Farm Neighborhood Sessions Launch Bronx
    Tiggles
    Commented on this photo:

    When you have to take a nap mid-concert, maybe it time to just stick to judging dreadful reality shows.

  12. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts State Farm Neighborhood Sessions Launch Bronx
    Ronaldo
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    Still sexy

  13. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts State Farm Neighborhood Sessions Launch Bronx
    CT
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    I appreciate the depth she gets doing squats.

  14. Linda

    never really liked her after i heard she took back ben afflecks $100 tips for blackjack dealers and replaced it with $5 tips. and that she took her nieces to payless shoes. apparently the sky is the limit for spending on herself, but not so much everyone else. given her track record with men, the real surprise would be if she and Casper stayed together.

  15. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts State Farm Neighborhood Sessions Launch Bronx
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    I must admit the view is great.

  16. Dante Hicks: Hey, whatcha rent? [reads the cover to Randal's videotape]
    Dante Hicks: “Best of Both Worlds”?
    Randal Graves: Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
    Dante Hicks: And you rented this?
    Randal Graves: Hey, I like to expand my horizons.

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    ElPollodiablo
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    Enable finger lasers…pew pew!

  18. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts State Farm Neighborhood Sessions Launch Bronx
    ElPollodiablo
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    Heyyyyyy, Macarena!

  19. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts State Farm Neighborhood Sessions Launch Bronx
    Judd
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    her face loos like a female version of Michelle Rodriguez

  20. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts State Farm Neighborhood Sessions Launch Bronx
    AJ
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    squat on me Jenny

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