Jennifer Lopez drags Casper Smart around so people will think she’s so attractive, 24-year-old backup dancers in respectable shape would rather have sex with her than chicks under 30 without kids. (In reality, he does all the driving and pretends to buy her fancy gifts with his money that’s really hers.) So call it a hunch, but I’m guessing part of that illusion includes not going to look at peep shows in broad daylight a day before her birthday because clearly he’s seeing the only beautiful woman he needs to see naked in 24 hours. Then again, this actually makes me believe they really are in a serious relationship because women think the key to keeping a man around is to have less sex with him. That’s like having a fish, lowering the amount of water in its bowl each month and then acting all surprised when it flops on top of your sister.
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I guess J-Lo didn’t give him the password to the internet content protection software.
Probably shopping for a nice b-day present for his keeper.
I can’t tell if that stuff back there is for smoking dope or sucking dicks and i’m well versed in both.
Is today your day to come out of the closet Burger-Boy?
i thought i did that yesterday? or a long time ago when TF and I had that discourse regarding the Ryans Gosling and Reynolds.
“I always get Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds confused until I see their pictures, then I remember Reynolds is the one I’d fuck.” – Richard McBeef, April 4, 2012
Ah, those were the days. My personal favorite is how TomFrank never let’s Beef decide where to go for dinner.
Sadly the perfect strap-on can’t be purchased off the shelf. J-Lo’s hindquarters require a more elaborate rigging.
Fish, every so often you drop science. That last sentence was pure gold. If u want to keep you man ladies, have sex with him…often. If he’s a good man he’ll never wonder
What the fuck kind of women need to be told this? Any woman who withholds sex should be ashamed of herself. Here’s an idea, if you don’t want to have sex with your husband/boyfriend, set him free. Because there’s probably somebody out there that would want to have sex with him and could do a far better job than some jaded married bitch who doesn’t care and most likely has let herself go.
I’m falling more in love with Kimmy everyday.
Big, Bold, cellulose Butts are not his thing, understandable
Wow, I had no idea J-Lo’s butt is made out of the main constituent of plant wall cells. Fascinating.
Oops, I meant to type ” …plant cell walls”.
“Sorry, honey. They wouldn’t take back the brown thong, that was previously white”.
He’s just happy for a chance to see bush with no gray hair.
Sometimes the spank bank needs a recharge.
Casper, like all of us, you have a right to the pursuit of happiness. Just remember to love your celebrity woman with all you’ve got. She’s a queen and deserves a handsome prince.
Randall
How the mighty have fallen. This dude is seriously the best she can do?
oh shit! you got caught LOL
say byebye to paycheck muaahahhaha
Hi, mom…Jen! Do you have $50 in quarters? Oh, no reason. This window shop is collecting money for a good cause.
Jennifer: “Hold me closer, tiny dancer!”
Casper: “Dammit, where do you put the batteries in this thing?”
Kunis and Kutcher together and THIS is what makes news?
Fish, are you asleep? Or was it an aneurysm when you heard?
Maybe he’s just hoping to get Fred Willard’s autograph.
Are we sure this isn’t a gay peepshow? And this guy is one short, ugly mofo. I wouldn’t fuck him with my worst enemy’s genitalia. I’d feel badly for my nemesis. Damn, I’m such a softy.
Such a shame that homeless man taking a dump in the corner ruined such an otherwise classy picture.
Joke’s on you, Casper. Madonna’s in there re-shooting her “Open Your Heart” video.
I heard he was gay, so looking at MALE porn perhaps, to get the juices flowing in order to plow her huge PR gaper ?
Maybe Jennifer told him to do it, so people would stop thinking he is gay (which he clearly is). Her plan backfired because she’s dumb.
Maybe he’s loading the spank bank for use later when Jlo will expect massive attention and pleasuring on her birthday
What’swith the “gas mask penis style” ?
Lets be perfectly honest. guys hit their sexual peak what? – late teens early 20′s while J lo is in her prime now.. dont hate! she’s just getting hers :) #cougarlove #whynot
BTW He has one of the most gorgeous women in the world at his fingertips.. doubt he needs any sort of peep show.