It’s A Day Before Jennifer Lopez’s Birthday, Why Wouldn’t Casper Smart Go See A Peep Show?

July 24th, 2012 // 33 Comments
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Jennifer Lopez drags Casper Smart around so people will think she’s so attractive, 24-year-old backup dancers in respectable shape would rather have sex with her than chicks under 30 without kids. (In reality, he does all the driving and pretends to buy her fancy gifts with his money that’s really hers.) So call it a hunch, but I’m guessing part of that illusion includes not going to look at peep shows in broad daylight a day before her birthday because clearly he’s seeing the only beautiful woman he needs to see naked in 24 hours. Then again, this actually makes me believe they really are in a serious relationship because women think the key to keeping a man around is to have less sex with him. That’s like having a fish, lowering the amount of water in its bowl each month and then acting all surprised when it flops on top of your sister.

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  1. I guess J-Lo didn’t give him the password to the internet content protection software.

  2. Cock Dr

    Probably shopping for a nice b-day present for his keeper.

  3. Yeezy's Son

    Fish, every so often you drop science. That last sentence was pure gold. If u want to keep you man ladies, have sex with him…often. If he’s a good man he’ll never wonder

    • kimmykimkim

      What the fuck kind of women need to be told this? Any woman who withholds sex should be ashamed of herself. Here’s an idea, if you don’t want to have sex with your husband/boyfriend, set him free. Because there’s probably somebody out there that would want to have sex with him and could do a far better job than some jaded married bitch who doesn’t care and most likely has let herself go.

  4. Big, Bold, cellulose Butts are not his thing, understandable

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    fvalen001
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sorry, honey. They wouldn’t take back the brown thong, that was previously white”.

  6. EricLr

    He’s just happy for a chance to see bush with no gray hair.

  7. Sometimes the spank bank needs a recharge.

  8. Randall

    Casper, like all of us, you have a right to the pursuit of happiness. Just remember to love your celebrity woman with all you’ve got. She’s a queen and deserves a handsome prince.

    Randall

  9. El Jefe

    How the mighty have fallen. This dude is seriously the best she can do?

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    Puto
    Commented on this photo:

    oh shit! you got caught LOL
    say byebye to paycheck muaahahhaha

  11. Visible Ink

    Hi, mom…Jen! Do you have $50 in quarters? Oh, no reason. This window shop is collecting money for a good cause.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Jennifer: “Hold me closer, tiny dancer!”
    Casper: “Dammit, where do you put the batteries in this thing?”

  13. Kunis and Kutcher together and THIS is what makes news?
    Fish, are you asleep? Or was it an aneurysm when you heard?

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe he’s just hoping to get Fred Willard’s autograph.

  15. Devilish Diva

    Are we sure this isn’t a gay peepshow? And this guy is one short, ugly mofo. I wouldn’t fuck him with my worst enemy’s genitalia. I’d feel badly for my nemesis. Damn, I’m such a softy.

  16. Casper Smart Peep Show
    Commented on this photo:

    Such a shame that homeless man taking a dump in the corner ruined such an otherwise classy picture.

  17. Casper Smart Peep Show
    Commented on this photo:

    Joke’s on you, Casper. Madonna’s in there re-shooting her “Open Your Heart” video.

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    Dick Righteous
    Commented on this photo:

    I heard he was gay, so looking at MALE porn perhaps, to get the juices flowing in order to plow her huge PR gaper ?

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    Art
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe Jennifer told him to do it, so people would stop thinking he is gay (which he clearly is). Her plan backfired because she’s dumb.

  20. Eustace Haney

    Maybe he’s loading the spank bank for use later when Jlo will expect massive attention and pleasuring on her birthday

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    amstrad
    Commented on this photo:

    What’swith the “gas mask penis style” ?

  22. Casper Smart Peep Show
    Lindsey
    Commented on this photo:

    Lets be perfectly honest. guys hit their sexual peak what? – late teens early 20′s while J lo is in her prime now.. dont hate! she’s just getting hers :) #cougarlove #whynot

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    Lindsey
    Commented on this photo:

    BTW He has one of the most gorgeous women in the world at his fingertips.. doubt he needs any sort of peep show.

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