Casey Aldridge is only putting babies in Jamie Lynn Spears

October 8th, 2008 // 41 Comments

Clearly before news of a potential bun in the oven hit today, Jamie Lynn Spears and her boyfriend Casey Aldridge sat down with OK! Magazine to address the rumors that he was cheating on Jamie Lynn with 28-year-old Kelli Dawson and others:

“That is just completely fabricated,” adds Jamie Lynn. “He never had an intimate relationship with her, so how would that be possible? Around here, that particular girl is known to make up stories.”
And then there’s Whitney Seals, who supposedly romanced Casey. Says Jamie Lynn, “What happened was that one of those girls did it, and in this small town when one of them does it, they’re all like, ‘Good idea.’ They all jumped on the bandwagon.”
“In a small town, everybody knows everybody,” he explains. “But when money’s involved, you find out who your friends are.”
As for reports he impregnated Kelli, a stunned Casey told OK!, “That’s news to me.”

Of course that’s news to Casey Aldridge. I mean, all he did was have unprotected sex numerous times with Kelli Dawson where he ejaculated his semen into her birth canal. Sheeit, that’s not how you make a baby.*

*For our readers in the South, that is, actually, how you make a baby. My apologies for telling you therefore causing Baby Jesus to cry.

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  1. Big Ro

    Awesome comment at the end. LOL

  2. syn13

    I’m pretty sure I couldn’t possible care less.

  3. panda

    that’s what you get when you give your chiquita to a southern jerk

  4. I would love to pump my semen into Jamie Lynn’s birth canal. Especially since I had a vasectomy. That freaking hurt like hell!

  5. liberal idiots suck

    Really now do we think that all people in the south are stupid. stop getting all of your information on stereotyped images on television …moron.

  6. Hannah Montana

    Last night, Casey skeet skeeted inside me. Then he was like “dag nabbit whered i put my condoms… oh yeah on a sausage” and I was liek “yo g. thats ill, fa sho. i hope i dont get me onea dem buns in the oven” to which casey responded “your makin buns for dinna?” and i saaid “SKEET SKEET LIKE A WATAHOSEEE!”

    true story.
    It’ll be on the cover of next week’s OK! Magazine.

    CASEY:
    I DIDNT KNOW THAT SKEET MADE BABIES
    I THOUGHT THE STORK BROUGHT THEM
    his shocking confession exclusively in OK! magazine

    buy it folks!

  7. conservative morons are going to lose

    It’s called a joke, retard.

  8. Fletch

    That kid looks like a young Brett Favre

  9. Sarah Palin

    THESE are my God-fearin’, gun-totin’, abstinence-lovin’, abortion-hatin’ down-to-earth honest hardworking SMALL TOWN folk.

    Seriously.

    Yes, let’s all worship them and the way they live their values. All of America should be like this.

  10. BO

    Let us pray that our brave troops die while doing Gods work. Amen!

    (applause)

    After I’m elected I will, in addition to my presidential duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute called ACORN to ensure that future candidates are truly Muslim men and women seeking to advance islam in the form of new initiatives such as jihads, hijackings and be headings. After all, only REAL muslims should be armed across the planet. We will ensure that the entire planet believes in islam, ushering in the end times!

    (long applause)

    Vote Nobama & Same ole shit (biden)
    Amen!

    (AMEN!!!)

  11. sad

    Even the McCain blog-attackers are desperate now. Saying “same ole shit” for Biden…so it’s Biden, not McCain, who will continue the policies and attitudes of the Bush years? Sure, we believe you. And it’s Obama, not speaking-in-tongues Pentecostal Palin who believes in the “end times”? Sure, ok, that makes sense. And stealing elections, that’s what the poor folks do, right? Not the wealthy Republicans, say, in Florida? Ok. You’ve convinced me completely.

  12. girls jumping on the band wagon=The best tookie ever!
    That backwood boy is having a party down there,,,

  13. McFlipflop

    March 26, 2008

    SANTA ANA, Calif. — Drawing a sharp distinction between himself and the two Democratic presidential candidates, Senator John McCain of Arizona warned Tuesday against vigorous government action to solve the deepening mortgage crisis and the market turmoil it has caused, saying that “it is not the duty of government to bail out and reward those who act irresponsibly, whether they are big banks or small borrowers.”

    October 7, 2008

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Under a mortgage rescue plan announced at the debate Tuesday night by Senator John McCain, much of the burden of paying to keep troubled borrowers in their homes will shift to taxpayers.

  14. McIrrational

    choosing Palin…suspending the campaign…proposing a 300 billion plan his own top advisers didn’t know about after the debate, and that doesn’t make sense…

    “The plan is supported by Lawrence Yun, chief economist for the National Association of Realtors, who says it could help stabilize housing markets.

    “It’s certainly a positive for the foreclosure problem,” he said, “although it was already embedded in the Treasury’s bailout plan.”

    Indeed, the bailout passed last week authorizes the Treasury to buy up as much as $700 billion in mortgage backed securities – but the bill also authorizes Treasury to buy mortgages directly.

    Christopher Mayer, Paul Milstein Professor of Real Estate at Columbia Business School, isn’t convinced that the McCain proposal makes sense.

    “As the plan stands now, it helps the people who got into the most debt, and it helps the lenders, but it doesn’t really help the housing market,” he said.

    To help the market as a whole, according to Mayer, a plan has to target all mortgage borrowers rather than just at-risk homeowners. In an op-ed piece in the Oct. 2 Wall Street Journal, he and his Columbia colleague, R. Glenn Hubbard, he proposed that the government allow all residential mortgages to be refinanced into 30-year, fixed rate loans at 5.25% interest.

    That would bring down payments for everyone, not just the borrowers most at risk, which would in turn help prop up house prices by lowering the monthly cost of homeownership. Many more people would benefit.

    “A rescue has to be broad enough to help a great many Americans,” he said, “not just the ones that took on the most debt.”

  15. pat

    Why does a post about Jamie Lynn Spears turn into a political argument?
    Why don’t you arguers go post on http://WWW.CHESSTOURNAMENT.COM ?
    I’m sure they’d appreciate the excitement. And it’s just as relevant over there.

  16. duh

    #15 – because we’re about to vote for a new leader during the second-worst financial meltdown in our country’s history. But don’t worry, go ahead and put your head back in the sand.

  17. Am I missing something? Are we supposed to give a shit where this Casey Whoever, sticks his you-know-what? Go back to Wal-Mart, small town Casey. Buy a trailer and go live in it.

  18. Altaire

    It’s not right that you make me laugh this much …

  19. octopus

    God.
    Her baby daddy is so freaking ugly.

  20. jnyong

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  21. missywissy

    I’m so sick of this election! Look, any fool knows that if Barack Obama were 100% white, he would win this thing by a landslide. He’s going to win it anyway, so enough with all the “gotcha journalism”, “joe six packs” “pitbulls in lipstick” “war hero” ” hockey moms” “obamanation” “yes we can” “drill baby drill” “democrats for McCain” “republicans for Obama” “Obama mama” “change we need” “change we can believe in” ENOUGH!!!!!!

    You see, the whole thing is going to be based on the undecided, and they’re already losers if they can’t make up their minds because the campaigns keeping issuing the same statements “Barack is a terrorist” “McCain is a liar and had 26 years to change shit and didn’t”. Who hasn’t heard enough of this shit to make up their mind already??? Have these undecided been living under a rock??? NOBODY and I mean NOBODY can convince an Obama worshipper that McCain is better and NOBODY absolutely NOBODY can convince a John McCain and Sarah Palin lovin’ person that an educated black man is what we need. So there. It’s over! Obama wins. Unless, a new scandal is presented about Obama. There are still some out there that have not hit the media, so that’s going to be the only game changer. Unless you hear about a new smear against Obama, consider this thing over.

  22. I wanna be sure:
    THIS IS REALLY 2008 AMERICA…………..hello……………………………..HELLO?

  23. TC

    She looks dangerously retarded.

  24. LiLo for V-Prez 2008

    Her hair and outfit look pretty sorry.

    Funny write up.

    Try putting the wedding sometime BEFORE baby number 5, FUCKTARDS.

  25. The anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal….the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, will destroy everything. Is it OBAMA??

  26. Clem

    @26 No, that’s what every policitician and religious leader has tried to be since day one. Although I am pretty sure that someone of Muslim descent is more likely to try and destroy everything than anyone else at this time.

    Anyway, Reece Witherspoon and Helmet Head deserve each other. Good luck to ‘em but I really could not care less about this cliche.

  27. Clem

    @25 No, that’s what every policitician and religious leader has tried to be since day one. Although I am pretty sure that someone of Muslim descent is more likely to try and destroy everything than anyone else at this time.

    Anyway, Reece Witherspoon and Helmet Head deserve each other. Good luck to ‘em but I really could not care less about this cliche.

  28. spike

    If some punk got my 16 year old pregnant, I would run that little bitch out of town so fast. But I guess your thinking is a little different if you’re a stupid, ignorant, backward hick from the sticks.

  29. Bill Ayers – Department of Homeland Security
    Rev. Wright – Chief of Public Relations
    Christopher Dodd – Chief Financial Officer
    Franklin Raines – Banking Committee Chief
    Raila Odinga – Ambassador to the United Nations

    Yes, BO is this naive and stupid…..

  30. Big Joe

    l love how the fish makes fun of the South, all the while never exposing himself to who he actually is or where he is from. Now, for you Bush haters….over 2500 days have gone by that we haven’t been attacked by terrorists. Until you’re beloved “change” in Congress, we were over 12,000 in the Dow, unemployment was around 4.5% (Clinton levels), gas around $2/gallon and the highest GDP in history. Now all you f’n liberals want to put another far left wing liberal w/ 2yrs experience in the US Senate, never owned a business, barely had a job in the private sector, never had to balance a budget, into the top spot? Oh, and Clinton said he’d lower taxes on the middle class..guess what? 3 months into his administration, he raised taxes on everybody. Go fuck yourselves you stupid fucking left coast liberals…and fuck Fish too. He can suck a fucking turd.

  31. Eva

    Her dress looks like one of those printed Chinese take-out containers.

  32. Needledick The Bug Fucker

    So what

    Ignorant Coon-Asses

  33. pat

    16. duh – October 8, 2008 6:12 PM says:
    ” because we’re about to vote for a new leader during the second-worst financial meltdown in our country’s history. But don’t worry, go ahead and put your head back in the sand.”

    So you just inject politics Everywhere? Must be frustrating being a food server when you’re the customer.

    “Would you like something to drink?”
    “I want McCain for president !”
    “Yes but I’m your server. I take drink and food orders”.
    “Sure , lady, go ahead and put your head back in the sand. I’m not ordering anything until this election is over”.

    Also I’m glad I’m not your co-worker either. Must be frustrating trying to get things done if you’re throwing in American political comments every other sentence.

    My own belief is there’s an appropriate time and place for everything.

  34. EuroNeckPain

    People like Big Joe say, booohooo Obama is going to destroy this beautiful great country the best country of the world etc. They don’t realize that it is already destroyed, thanks to Bush and Co. Seen from Europe, the USA are in a pretty bad shape (so are their people). As for the “there has been no other terrorist attack”, most of us are deeply convinced that the first one would not have happened if Al Gore had been president. Such a Tex-Avery like plot could have been imagined only by American elites. So we are watching with awe all these guys who are ready to vote for the party of Bush for the third time, even if it costs them their houses, their jobs, their bridges, their levees, their roads. Ah, as long as they keep their guns to shoot each other…
    Oh, and I thought the hairstyle Casey Aldridge is showing had been out of style since the fifties.

  35. meh

    What an ugly mug. Just goes to show you that any guy can get laid as long as he’s captain of the football team.

  36. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    The banking elite are 100% responsible for this looting and plundering and don’t be fooled by the dark expressions of the banksters. This whole thing is by design. The rich will become even richer as they are going to buy up lots of America at fire sale prices. They did the same shit in the First Great Depression. The poor suffered and the rich who actually run this whole fucking world you mindless noneducated blind fucks stole everything away.
    Don’t you asslicking retards even TRY to pay attention. May as well since you can’t pay your bills.
    I am only kidding don’t read stuff it will only confuse you.

    Vote McCain and Palin. At least they will keep our armed forces in harm’s way killing more innocent communists and gooks and forces of evil and terrorists.
    Oh my!

  37. Nique

    HAHA I liked you * Star remark !

  38. Laura

    I can’t decide who’s uglier… y’all talk about him being ugly, but that skank got one messed up looking face and head.

  39. I believe him, because he’s too damn ugly to cheat.

  40. rhett hamernick

    love the footnote. live in the south and its funny that some dumb asses here actually wouldn’t get that joke.

  41. It’s not right that you make me laugh this much

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