Casey Aldridge has broken things off with Jamie Lynn Spears and is demanding a paternity test. Turns out he might not be the father of her baby. Jamie Lynn is rumored to be carrying the child of an older TV producer, according to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly:
“He wants a paternity test,” Britney told the Spears family friend, according to In Touch Weekly. “Casey doesn’t want to be with her until he’s sure that he’s the father.”
Wait a minute. Britney Spears is the source of this gossip. Okay, I find that hard to believe. Britney’s got way more important things going on right now then chatting about Jamie Lynn. I’m talking like really serious dire stuff that requires her undivided attention. As you’re reading this Britney is taxing her full mental capacity to decide exactly how much of her breasts she should expose at the gas station. NASA doesn’t even think that hard about launching rockets.
Spongebob Gangsta | January 10, 2008 at 1:01 pm
the lowest forward gear or speed of a motor vehicle!!!
paeton | January 10, 2008 at 1:03 pm
wow. HahAHAHAH
Slut | January 10, 2008 at 1:04 pm
What a SLUT. SHE IS SOOOO HOT omg. who can blame anyone for knocking her up. hoooooottttttt.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 10, 2008 at 1:04 pm
another spears’ soap opera
www.usaidwhat.wordpress.com | January 10, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Hell yes!!!! That a girl! Show your sister up!
RichPort | January 10, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I wonder if she swallowed…
No wait, apparently not…
raff | January 10, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I’d heard this story about a week ago but couldn’t find it in of the usual sources. In the story I heard, the older man might be facing statutory charges…
Way to bring the “christian parenting” Lynne!
middlenamegrace | January 10, 2008 at 1:08 pm
That whole family needs to be put to sleep….
Snarf | January 10, 2008 at 1:09 pm
HAHAHA!
Sleeping with executives to get a part, how tacky!
Champ | January 10, 2008 at 1:13 pm
I love how the biggest skanks always wear a cross around their neck – like they are religious in any way shape or form. Other than lying naked on a bed in the JC pose (legs spread) of course. What a fucking joke. Nice cans though.
steve | January 10, 2008 at 1:19 pm
this poor girl is 16? She looks an easy 30. Geez, my 40 year old wife looks younger than this skank.
FRIST'S twin | January 10, 2008 at 1:20 pm
She needs to get an abortion and hysterectomy. People like her shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce
The White Urkele | January 10, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Dang she has some nice tits. She should have taken in in the ass and she would still have her TV show.
p0nk | January 10, 2008 at 1:21 pm
casey, casey, casey, hasn’t k-fed taught you anything? of course the baby is yours, and so is a hefty monthly allowance if you play your cards right.
raff | January 10, 2008 at 1:26 pm
@White Urkle:
Er… she still DOES have her TV show. Not only that, but ratings for the last episode doubled on the news of her pregnancy.
raff | January 10, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Btw, for those of you commenting the she has nice tits… check back in about 8 months…
Enjoy ‘em while ya can… y’all saw what happened to Britney’s tits after her pregnancy(ies).
The Real Scooby Doo | January 10, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Let the real drama begin.
Superevil | January 10, 2008 at 1:27 pm
The Plot Thickens…
Katie | January 10, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Wow, the apple doesn’t fall from from the tree. Or from its sister apple, I guess I should say. This crew is a bunch of wackos!
PunkA | January 10, 2008 at 1:34 pm
She is 16. I do not even want to begin to comment about her physically, you sick perverts. But mentally? Bottom of the ladder, baby. Not sure who is more dumb, she or Britney. At least Brit waited til she had MILLIONS for her meltdown. J-L couldn’t even wait to be old enough to vote.
RichPort | January 10, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I hear the show’s producer/ father moved to Thailand.
Bob | January 10, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Damn, what a lucky bastard, to be fucking a 16 year old. If I tried that, they’d send me to jail for being a pedo-pervert. I bet that she’s a sweet fuck, lucky fucker.
The Office Whore | January 10, 2008 at 1:44 pm
ON the next Maurey show
“Dr. Phil, the test shows that you….. are the father..”
RichPort | January 10, 2008 at 1:45 pm
#22 – Bob… that’s what she’s be doing on your lap.. bobbing for appleheads…
And fuck you maroons who say “she’s 16…” She gave up her innocence when she boned her boss.
Lothario | January 10, 2008 at 1:47 pm
hoooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (wHORE)!
HA! (wish my font was bigger)
Boioioioioioioinggggg | January 10, 2008 at 1:49 pm
The head’s no treat, but from the neck down, at least in this picture…hoooo boy. I don’t think the laws were ever intended to block a penis from this.
Ooba Gooba | January 10, 2008 at 1:49 pm
My advice to Casey:
Run. Run like hell, and don’t look back. Put as much distance as you can between yourself and the Spears family. Whatever amount of money they are offering you to play the Daddy role, it isn’t enough. Just get yourself out of that situation as quickly as possible.
Chas | January 10, 2008 at 1:50 pm
That flushing noise is the sound of the collective Spears family’s lives going down the toilet…
miggs | January 10, 2008 at 1:51 pm
John Mark Karr is a producer at Nickelodeon???
me | January 10, 2008 at 1:51 pm
That’s some serious nose hair she’s got..
Pope Lickmyeggs Benedict | January 10, 2008 at 1:56 pm
If she were a nice Catholic girl, she wouldn’t be in this mess now. All good Catholic girls know how to redirect horny young boys to oral and anal. Not only would she not be pregnant, she’d be very very popular. I think we put out a pamphlet about all this.
Bubbles, dammit! | January 10, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Ok, folks anyone who thinks the baby daddy is her first screw has to seriously wake up. Also, this skank ho is a slut who didn’t get an abortion and keep it under wraps and now some adult is going to go up the river on a statch rape, oh, excuse me, it’s called “sex offender” (eyes smoldering) charge. STATUTORY RAPE IS FUCKING BULL-SHIT!
pete | January 10, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Hopefully she’ll got to Cedars-Sinai to have the baby, so the nurse can turn it into a ketchup puddle. It’ll match Britney’s sheets.
Jimbo | January 10, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Nice rack. I see Jamie Lynn is taking after her big sister with the constant cup from Starbucks in her hand.
And the cross on her chest is a nice touch.
alan | January 10, 2008 at 2:00 pm
#20- I can’t wait until she is 18 so we can comment on these pictures.
Binky | January 10, 2008 at 2:00 pm
My sources are saying Jamie Lynn confused the job title ‘producer’ with ‘reproducer’ and simply thought this was just another facet of the TV biz.
imagination | January 10, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Nickelodeon: where we get our FREAK ON!
Yikes.
truth | January 10, 2008 at 2:05 pm
I’m trying to think of something snarky to say, so I can go back to masturbating to that picture. I feel sorry for the worker in the cubicle next to me, but not enough to stop.
Ruby | January 10, 2008 at 2:05 pm
I honestly think Britney is smarter. As pointed out before: at least she first got herself a couple of millions and a 700.000 plus monthly salary before she got knocked up. Hell, she even waited until she was in her twenties and married to the baby daddy. This ho is barely sixteen, has some kind of show on nickelodeon and doesn’t even have her high school diploma. And to make matters even worse: who is the father? Her boyfriend or her boss. That’s one classy lady.
Jimbo | January 10, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Frist your tits were never this good.
Ruby | January 10, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I honestly think Britney is smarter. As pointed out before: at least she first got herself a couple of millions and a 700.000 plus monthly salary before she got knocked up. Hell, she even waited until she was in her twenties and married to the baby daddy. This ho is barely sixteen, has some kind of show on nickelodeon and doesn’t even have her high school diploma. And to make matters even worse: who is the father? Her boyfriend or her boss. That’s one classy lady.
The Office Whore | January 10, 2008 at 2:10 pm
If you look closely, you can see that her tonsils are impregnated as well.
deaconjones | January 10, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Too old for me. And too female.
Zanno | January 10, 2008 at 2:13 pm
She looks pretty hot here, but not so much in most other pictures, so this one seems like a fluke. Personally, on Nickelodeon the only show I jerk off to is Dora the Explorer.
Gerald_Tarrant | January 10, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Stupid Casey. Didn’t he learn anything from K-Fed???
Marry the Spears girl. Knock them up a few times. Get them to finance a stupid shitty album. Divorce them. Watch them turn into a walking freak show. Sue for custody and spousal support. Win by default.
Fucking idiot. I’m in Louisiana. I claim the baby is mine. I also claim she is already pregnant with my second child.
Jimbo | January 10, 2008 at 2:15 pm
#34 Shut the hell you piece of shit troll.
El-Coyote | January 10, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Known fact…
A Producer for Zoey 101 was banging little miss underage….
So… Good work mommy and daddy…. Isn’t there a 3rd Spears devil spawn?
A boy I think? That one should be on Meth and have a pregnant 12 year old girlfriend by Christmas…
Gerald_Tarrant | January 10, 2008 at 2:19 pm
@14 – Damn you p0nk. Damn you!!
Matthew | January 10, 2008 at 2:25 pm
is lynne learing from dina lohan??? yes yes she is minus the parting type
Jade | January 10, 2008 at 2:27 pm
#23.. LOL that was funny
Maybe some of the people putting the lying promiscuous GIRL on a pedestal will slowly back away quietly. She lied from the beginning, about her long-term relationship that lasted 1.5 months. She did an excellent job of trying to cover her tracks and make herself seem like a role model for christian girls everywhere, but it failed. I wonder if she came up with the ploy to break the story and announce she wasn’t getting an abortion so she’s a great person, or how much she paid one of her handlers to think it up for her.
I think the funniest thing would be if the immature girl’s immature boyfriend was proven to be the daddy, and then the two actually got back together. That’d be icing. Or maybe better icing would be a really old guy she was boffing. Either way, thank you Lynn and Jamie Spears for producing such wonderful entertainment!