Casey Aldridge dumps Jamie Lynn Spears, wants a paternity test

Casey Aldridge has broken things off with Jamie Lynn Spears and is demanding a paternity test. Turns out he might not be the father of her baby. Jamie Lynn is rumored to be carrying the child of an older TV producer, according to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly:

“He wants a paternity test,” Britney told the Spears family friend, according to In Touch Weekly. “Casey doesn’t want to be with her until he’s sure that he’s the father.”

Wait a minute. Britney Spears is the source of this gossip. Okay, I find that hard to believe. Britney’s got way more important things going on right now then chatting about Jamie Lynn. I’m talking like really serious dire stuff that requires her undivided attention. As you’re reading this Britney is taxing her full mental capacity to decide exactly how much of her breasts she should expose at the gas station. NASA doesn’t even think that hard about launching rockets.