Casey Aldridge dumps Jamie Lynn Spears, wants a paternity test

January 10th, 2008 // 111 Comments

Casey Aldridge has broken things off with Jamie Lynn Spears and is demanding a paternity test. Turns out he might not be the father of her baby. Jamie Lynn is rumored to be carrying the child of an older TV producer, according to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly:

“He wants a paternity test,” Britney told the Spears family friend, according to In Touch Weekly. “Casey doesn’t want to be with her until he’s sure that he’s the father.”

Wait a minute. Britney Spears is the source of this gossip. Okay, I find that hard to believe. Britney’s got way more important things going on right now then chatting about Jamie Lynn. I’m talking like really serious dire stuff that requires her undivided attention. As you’re reading this Britney is taxing her full mental capacity to decide exactly how much of her breasts she should expose at the gas station. NASA doesn’t even think that hard about launching rockets.

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  1. Spongebob Gangsta

    the lowest forward gear or speed of a motor vehicle!!!

  2. paeton

    wow. HahAHAHAH

  3. Slut

    What a SLUT. SHE IS SOOOO HOT omg. who can blame anyone for knocking her up. hoooooottttttt.

  4. another spears’ soap opera

  5. Hell yes!!!! That a girl! Show your sister up!

  6. I wonder if she swallowed…

    No wait, apparently not…

  7. raff

    I’d heard this story about a week ago but couldn’t find it in of the usual sources. In the story I heard, the older man might be facing statutory charges…

    Way to bring the “christian parenting” Lynne!

  8. That whole family needs to be put to sleep….

  9. Snarf

    HAHAHA!

    Sleeping with executives to get a part, how tacky!

  10. Champ

    I love how the biggest skanks always wear a cross around their neck – like they are religious in any way shape or form. Other than lying naked on a bed in the JC pose (legs spread) of course. What a fucking joke. Nice cans though.

  11. steve

    this poor girl is 16? She looks an easy 30. Geez, my 40 year old wife looks younger than this skank.

  12. FRIST'S twin

    She needs to get an abortion and hysterectomy. People like her shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce

  13. The White Urkele

    Dang she has some nice tits. She should have taken in in the ass and she would still have her TV show.

  14. p0nk

    casey, casey, casey, hasn’t k-fed taught you anything? of course the baby is yours, and so is a hefty monthly allowance if you play your cards right.

  15. raff

    @White Urkle:

    Er… she still DOES have her TV show. Not only that, but ratings for the last episode doubled on the news of her pregnancy.

  16. raff

    Btw, for those of you commenting the she has nice tits… check back in about 8 months…

    Enjoy ‘em while ya can… y’all saw what happened to Britney’s tits after her pregnancy(ies).

  17. Let the real drama begin.

  18. Superevil

    The Plot Thickens…

  19. Katie

    Wow, the apple doesn’t fall from from the tree. Or from its sister apple, I guess I should say. This crew is a bunch of wackos!

  20. PunkA

    She is 16. I do not even want to begin to comment about her physically, you sick perverts. But mentally? Bottom of the ladder, baby. Not sure who is more dumb, she or Britney. At least Brit waited til she had MILLIONS for her meltdown. J-L couldn’t even wait to be old enough to vote.

  21. I hear the show’s producer/ father moved to Thailand.

  22. Bob

    Damn, what a lucky bastard, to be fucking a 16 year old. If I tried that, they’d send me to jail for being a pedo-pervert. I bet that she’s a sweet fuck, lucky fucker.

  23. The Office Whore

    ON the next Maurey show

    “Dr. Phil, the test shows that you….. are the father..”

  24. #22 – Bob… that’s what she’s be doing on your lap.. bobbing for appleheads…

    And fuck you maroons who say “she’s 16…” She gave up her innocence when she boned her boss.

  25. Lothario

    hoooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (wHORE)!

    HA! (wish my font was bigger)

  26. Boioioioioioioinggggg

    The head’s no treat, but from the neck down, at least in this picture…hoooo boy. I don’t think the laws were ever intended to block a penis from this.

  27. Ooba Gooba

    My advice to Casey:

    Run. Run like hell, and don’t look back. Put as much distance as you can between yourself and the Spears family. Whatever amount of money they are offering you to play the Daddy role, it isn’t enough. Just get yourself out of that situation as quickly as possible.

  28. Chas

    That flushing noise is the sound of the collective Spears family’s lives going down the toilet…

  29. miggs

    John Mark Karr is a producer at Nickelodeon???

  30. me

    That’s some serious nose hair she’s got..

  31. Pope Lickmyeggs Benedict

    If she were a nice Catholic girl, she wouldn’t be in this mess now. All good Catholic girls know how to redirect horny young boys to oral and anal. Not only would she not be pregnant, she’d be very very popular. I think we put out a pamphlet about all this.

  32. Bubbles, dammit!

    Ok, folks anyone who thinks the baby daddy is her first screw has to seriously wake up. Also, this skank ho is a slut who didn’t get an abortion and keep it under wraps and now some adult is going to go up the river on a statch rape, oh, excuse me, it’s called “sex offender” (eyes smoldering) charge. STATUTORY RAPE IS FUCKING BULL-SHIT!

  33. pete

    Hopefully she’ll got to Cedars-Sinai to have the baby, so the nurse can turn it into a ketchup puddle. It’ll match Britney’s sheets.

  34. Nice rack. I see Jamie Lynn is taking after her big sister with the constant cup from Starbucks in her hand.

    And the cross on her chest is a nice touch.

  35. alan

    #20- I can’t wait until she is 18 so we can comment on these pictures.

  36. Binky

    My sources are saying Jamie Lynn confused the job title ‘producer’ with ‘reproducer’ and simply thought this was just another facet of the TV biz.

  37. imagination

    Nickelodeon: where we get our FREAK ON!
    Yikes.

  38. truth

    I’m trying to think of something snarky to say, so I can go back to masturbating to that picture. I feel sorry for the worker in the cubicle next to me, but not enough to stop.

  39. Ruby

    I honestly think Britney is smarter. As pointed out before: at least she first got herself a couple of millions and a 700.000 plus monthly salary before she got knocked up. Hell, she even waited until she was in her twenties and married to the baby daddy. This ho is barely sixteen, has some kind of show on nickelodeon and doesn’t even have her high school diploma. And to make matters even worse: who is the father? Her boyfriend or her boss. That’s one classy lady.

  40. Frist your tits were never this good.

  41. Ruby

    I honestly think Britney is smarter. As pointed out before: at least she first got herself a couple of millions and a 700.000 plus monthly salary before she got knocked up. Hell, she even waited until she was in her twenties and married to the baby daddy. This ho is barely sixteen, has some kind of show on nickelodeon and doesn’t even have her high school diploma. And to make matters even worse: who is the father? Her boyfriend or her boss. That’s one classy lady.

  42. The Office Whore

    If you look closely, you can see that her tonsils are impregnated as well.

  43. deaconjones

    Too old for me. And too female.

  44. Zanno

    She looks pretty hot here, but not so much in most other pictures, so this one seems like a fluke. Personally, on Nickelodeon the only show I jerk off to is Dora the Explorer.

  45. Gerald_Tarrant

    Stupid Casey. Didn’t he learn anything from K-Fed???

    Marry the Spears girl. Knock them up a few times. Get them to finance a stupid shitty album. Divorce them. Watch them turn into a walking freak show. Sue for custody and spousal support. Win by default.

    Fucking idiot. I’m in Louisiana. I claim the baby is mine. I also claim she is already pregnant with my second child.

  46. #34 Shut the hell you piece of shit troll.

  47. El-Coyote

    Known fact…

    A Producer for Zoey 101 was banging little miss underage….

    So… Good work mommy and daddy…. Isn’t there a 3rd Spears devil spawn?
    A boy I think? That one should be on Meth and have a pregnant 12 year old girlfriend by Christmas…

  48. Gerald_Tarrant

    @14 – Damn you p0nk. Damn you!!

  49. Matthew

    is lynne learing from dina lohan??? yes yes she is minus the parting type

  50. Jade

    #23.. LOL that was funny

    Maybe some of the people putting the lying promiscuous GIRL on a pedestal will slowly back away quietly. She lied from the beginning, about her long-term relationship that lasted 1.5 months. She did an excellent job of trying to cover her tracks and make herself seem like a role model for christian girls everywhere, but it failed. I wonder if she came up with the ploy to break the story and announce she wasn’t getting an abortion so she’s a great person, or how much she paid one of her handlers to think it up for her.

    I think the funniest thing would be if the immature girl’s immature boyfriend was proven to be the daddy, and then the two actually got back together. That’d be icing. Or maybe better icing would be a really old guy she was boffing. Either way, thank you Lynn and Jamie Spears for producing such wonderful entertainment!

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