So Casey Kasem Hasn’t Been Buried Yet

When Casey Kasem died exactly a month ago, most people – including myself – assumed that was finally the end of this long, drawn-out debacle. Except most people – including myself – are fucking idiots who entirely underestimated Jean Kasem’s awfulness because his body is still sitting in a Tacoma, Washington funeral home. HuffPost reports:

Danny Deraney, publicist for Kerri Kasem, says Kasem’s children from his first marriage hope he will be buried at Forest Lawn cemetery in Glendale, California, as he wished.
Kasem died June 15 at a hospital in Washington state. Deraney says the celebrity’s second wife, Jean Kasem, has the rights to his body but has not yet arranged for him to be buried.

In Jean Kasem’s defense, leaving Casey unattended in shitty conditions was kind of their thing, so who’s to say how long a wife should grieve her husband? — Until his limbs start falling off? Wow, that’s awfully specific. Who died and made you corpse police? Oh, right.

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