So Casey Kasem Hasn’t Been Buried Yet

July 16th, 2014 // 10 Comments
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When Casey Kasem died exactly a month ago, most people – including myself – assumed that was finally the end of this long, drawn-out debacle. Except most people – including myself – are fucking idiots who entirely underestimated Jean Kasem‘s awfulness because his body is still sitting in a Tacoma, Washington funeral home. HuffPost reports:

Danny Deraney, publicist for Kerri Kasem, says Kasem’s children from his first marriage hope he will be buried at Forest Lawn cemetery in Glendale, California, as he wished.
Kasem died June 15 at a hospital in Washington state. Deraney says the celebrity’s second wife, Jean Kasem, has the rights to his body but has not yet arranged for him to be buried.

In Jean Kasem’s defense, leaving Casey unattended in shitty conditions was kind of their thing, so who’s to say how long a wife should grieve her husband? — Until his limbs start falling off? Wow, that’s awfully specific. Who died and made you corpse police? Oh, right.

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  1. Jimbo

    I sure hope she can suck start a Harley.

  2. AteIsEnough

    This is a miserable disgrace. That big fat ditzy blonde is bat-shit crazy! Let the kids put their father to rest as he wished for Christ sake already!!

  3. JC

    “This long-distance request goes out to my unmoored spirit, forced to wander the Earth because my shitheel family won’t let me rest. It’s Simple Minds’ ‘Don’t You Forget About Me.’”

  4. It’s almost as if he is reaching for the stars, but has his feet planted firmly on the ground.

  5. Goes to show: never marry a crazy bitch, even if the sex is out of this world.

    Then again, Casey got his before passing away – ‘bet he doesn’t give two fucks about all this now!

  6. I’d still bang that crazy big blonde all day. then I’d have to beat her in the head with a 2×4 for being such human garbage. I have standards.

  7. Kimmykimkim

    Stupid cunt.

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