Good Morning, Casey Batchelor, And Other News

Johnny Depp’s seriously getting married this weekend. [Lainey Gossip]

Farrah Abraham buttholed her way back onto Teen Mom. [Fishwrapper]

Mandy Moore’s divorce is getting messy already. [Dlisted]

Stacey Dash calls rape victims “bad girls,” is an idiot. [The Frisky]

Lisa Opie’s in a bikini again. [WWTDD]

Live by the bear, you die by the bear. [Death and Taxes]

Luci Ford won the Super Bowl. [Hollywood Tuna]

Hilary Duff is still a brickhouse. (That’s a compliment.) [Popoholic]

Kendra Sunderland, the OSU masturbater, has more sexy photos. [COED]

What’s up, Jessica Gomes? [Celebslam]

Those are Emily Ratajkowski’s nipples. [DrunkenStepfather]

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