Casey Anthony is Free, Has a Nice Rack

July 18th, 2011 // 139 Comments

“I’m here for the gang-bang.”

Casey Anthony was released from jail early Sunday morning, and is it wrong that I immediately noticed her breasts? Maybe she really is innocent and could use some money to get back on her feet… *slaps self in the face* Where was I? Oh, right, tits child killers. With tits. Keeping with the theme of supernatural signs, I added a shot from outside the jail where a bolt of lightning was seen just before her release. So, either God’s improved his aim, or he finally quit drinking which is definitely for the best. You ever talk to that guy when he’s shit-faced? Worse than your redneck uncle. When He’s not blatantly endorsing slavery, it’s homophobic slur this, or “burn the Jews in a lake of fire” that. Plus He cheats at cards.

YOU: Wait, how do we both have three Aces?
HIM: Because I’m an omnipotent being capable of manipulating reality at whim, and you’re a fuckin’ faggot. BRAAPPP.

Photo: Getty, Splash News


  1. Richard McBeef

    +1 for vigilante justice.

  2. Casey Anthony Released From Jail
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    “best part about this one is she got a ready made famil–”

  3. god tried to pull 5 aces on me, claimed it beats a straight flush, but only let it count as a boat

    • kimmykimkim

      If only I knew what the hell you were talking about, cuz I think it might be funny.

      • dealer’s choice, it’s dangerous when there’s alcohol around.. you can’t have five aces without cheating. or if you do it with wild cards it can still only count as four of a kind or a full house.. had a game last year that almost ended in gunfire over that..

      • TomFrank

        What? Of course you can have five of a kind with wild cards. It beats a straight flush—but not a royal flush. The Deuces Wild Video Poker paytable says so.

      • i’m all for baseball, roll your own, iron cross, follow the bitch,.. just stick with traditional poker hands please :)

  4. socool

    A nice rack? Are you kidding me? The broad is gross as shit and if you think that is a nice rack then 99% of the world has a “nice rack”

  5. How can you even notice the rack, when she’s got such spectacular birthin’ hips?

  6. Vivian

    Does anyone think she could be auditioning for a “Coneheads” sequel?

    • kimmykimkim

      Right? What’s with her hair? It’s completely out of control. She should chloroform it and THEN deal with it. She’s really good at that chloroforming shit.

  7. naano

    someone tell her that “bumpits” when out of style while she was locked up.

  8. Deacon Jones

    Well, she did get a tit job right before she got arrested (natural reaction to losing your child).

    And I guarantee she goes into porn. By end of this year.

  9. poo in your hair

    I have to agree with socool, she has a “nice rack” like pippa middleton has an amazing ass.
    She also looks way more fug than I thought she was, here. I haven’t been following the media frenzy or looking at many pictures of her but I’ve been hearing about how “hot” she is and she looks pretty god damn average to me.

  10. Inmate 12236969

    Mothers kill their babies all the time. The only reason this bitch is in the news is she’s a hot white chick. If she was some Bertha butt fat ass bitch there would be no media hype.

    I mean look at the hot school teachers banging their students and the media hype over them. You don’t see much media hype over the others teachers with beer guts and fat asses that bang their students in the media; well you do on The Smoking Gun’s site.

    • Deacon Jones

      That’s a good point.

      That blond teacher from Florida was fucking PLASTERED all over the news for 2, 3 years. They would show her in a bikini over a motorcycle instantly whenever her name came up.

    • matti

      Hot she’s a fucking conehead. Plus a psychopath to boot. Maybe she was jealous of her daughter who was very pretty. Why not just give her up for adoption FFS. Dumb psycho cunt.

      • Inmate 12236969

        Ok let’s say you didn’t know anything about her are saying if you pulled her from a club one night you wouldn’t bang her?

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    Snooki's Taint
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    Anyone notice the guy beside her looks like a long-lost Balwin brother?

  12. Casey Anthony Released From Jail
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    In every picture there’s always a serial rapist in the back saying it all with his marriage proposal on posterboard outside a prison.

  13. Venom

    I wonder what the over and under is on her being found with a bullet between her eyes?
    I give her a year and a half.
    I would not want to be in her shoes….

  14. the captain

    (you never know)

  15. Jon

    Who’s dumber, the media following public, the jury or the whole damn country? There is plenty of fail to go around. Fail force is strong, Yoda thinks.

  16. rough

    How does that song goes again? “I see some ladies tonight that should be killin my babay.”

    I think I got it wrong.

  17. Leo cocksuckerian

    Looks like the Polo player is about to knock her nipple off with his big stick.

  18. thestupid

    She is freakin HOT!!! I would be all over that!

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    For all intents and purposes, the lightening is striking a lightening rod set up at the local orphanage right behind the prison. Duh.

  20. niccods

    I never got to the rack, I was too mesmerized by the big ass ears.

  21. The corrections officer behind her is thinking, “Hey, I might finally get some use out of this flack jacket.”

  22. Casey Anthony Released From Jail
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    And may this lady bloat in hell. Jesus. Back away from the fried chicken already.

  23. Casey Anthony Released From Jail
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    “justice for fatties.”

  24. Casey Anthony Released From Jail
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    This is why I’m pro abortion.

  25. This Bitch

    Kristen Stewart’s long lost twin.

  26. little turtle head

    I don’t know why but I’d love to lick her asshole….

  27. JustaGuy

    Some lucky guy somewhere is about to be the lucky receipent of nearly 3 years of pent up sexual frustration and energy……

    • Venom

      Pretty sure every male prison guard in there banged the snot out of her.
      She was a whore when she was a normal woman, can you imagine what she was like in there?
      I am sure her sexual needs were satisfied just fine.

  28. cc

    I have seen scant evidence that karma exists, but with any luck it does and she falls into an industrial-sized vat of chlorine.

    • Venom

      Johnny Cochran – dead
      Robert Kardashian – dead
      OJ – in prison

      Osama Bin Laden – bullet through the head
      Bernie Madoff – in prison for a million years

      Karma is working just fine, she just takes her time sometimes.

  29. Mr. Right

    I’d do her. You don’t have to use protection, and obviously if she gets pregnant she’ll take care of the situation. It’s like using a self-cleaning oven.

  30. little turtle head

    She’s fucking Hot!!

  31. Casey Anthony Released From Jail
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    “Is the Mormon wench look still in or should I get my hair done?”

  32. You losers are HARD up!

    You losers are nothing more than sexually frustrated bottom feeders— fish included. You’d think after looking at pictures on this site of various women every day you’d be able to spot a padded bra in t-shirt from a mile away. She practically has uni-boob, folks!

    But hey if this baby killer turns you on, then go you.

    Whatever gets you through the night. Right? LOL

    • Inmate 12236969

      Looks you haven’t head any dick in a looooooooooooooog time. Not our fault that you old man’s not fucking you.

  33. 245-Lance Vincent

    A wasted apperance, glad this shit is finally over, those outraged fuckers needs keep it cool.

  34. maddox

    didn’t even notice her cans. I cannot get past her face, which is beat to shit. Fetal alcohol lookin, no lip havin, cone headed baby killer with FUCKED up Dr Spock ears!!!

  35. Casey Anthony Released From Jail
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    Wow, the justice system really failed again. I sure hope new evidence arises and retries her. Obviously guilty of child murder.

    • TomFrank

      Wow, the education system really failed again. I sure hope new schooling arises and reteaches you about the American criminal justice system and the concept of double jeopardy. Obviously guilty of ignorance.

      • This comes from so many OBVIOUS double-jeopardy cases we’ve seen lately, fail in criminal court, refile “civil rights” charges in federal court.

        If only Caylee had been black, then Casey could be prosecuted properly, multiple times.

      • chupalapinga

        if she were a man of any color or black, hispanic, (insert minority of choice here) the bitch would be on death row.

  36. Bringbackbabalu

    So her daughter died, how do you tell people that? My dog got hit by a car 4 years ago and I don’t even talk about it. I haven’t told anyone hardly. If my little girl died I would probably kill myself or be so depressed and fucked up I wouldn’t think straight. I DON’T BELIEVE SHE KILLED HER DAUGHTER SO SHE COULD PARTY!! SHE DIDN”T MURDER HER DAUGHTER! There is no way. She has problems and stuff, but I don’t think she is pure evil. Can’t you people just leave her alone.


    –verb (used with object)
    to take for granted or without proof; suppose; postulate; posit: to assume that everyone wants peace.

    So to conclude, demonizing for someone for something you don’t even know they did is totally wrong. Hypocrites. Do you know how many children die every year in accidents? How many 2 year old children?

    Lying about stuff, or denying reality because you are fucked up, doesn’t make you a murderer. She didn’t have a good life, she never had the right people around her, and her family seems like slime.

    So her daughter died in a terrible accident, and Casey has had nothing but terrible things happen to her for her whole life. Life isn’t fucking easy, I bet each and every one of you people here have made a bunch of fucking mistakes.

    For example, in 1996

    2,155 children between 1-4 died in accidents. Does that make the parents murderers? I DON’T SEE THE FUCKING LOGIC??? WHAT KIND OF PERSON CONDEMNS SOMEONE TO DEATH ON AN ASSUMPTION. THERE IS NO (ZERO, 0) PROOF.

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    I feel ya, cop in the background.

  38. Casey Anthony Released From Jail
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    Ayuh, from Satan. No shock there.

  39. Casey Anthony Released From Jail
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    So … all the people who think she’s guilty are fat moms and all the ones who think she’s innocent are douches who can’t get a non-murderer date?

  40. ad naseum

    That lady cop behind her, I wonder how large her cock is.

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    Awesome. She’s already started dancing.

  42. McCummy

    Please, please let her do porn.

  43. Casey Anthony Released From Jail
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    And here’s the guy that’s going to kill her. Marry him, Casey! MARRY HIM!

  44. Casey Anthony Released From Jail
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    Even lesbians care.

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  46. Casey Anthony Released From Jail
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    May this woman learn how to do better block lettering. And may she please learn to use color for better impact.

  47. Casey Anthony Released From Jail
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    Not pictured: beefy, fedora-wearing Dallas nightclub owner about to enter frame.

  48. little turtle head

    I’d cum all in her and hope she gets knocked up!!

  49. Weirdo

    Bringbackbabalu, you’re a FUCKING TOOL to make the “assumption” that she didn’t have a good life, never had the right people around her, and her family seems like slime. If her situation was so fucking bad why didn’t she keep her job, keep her legs together,and move the hell out of her parents house. After all she’s a fucking adult so why didn’t she act like one and get the hell out on her own.She’s a self entitled mooch who sponged off of her family and then tossed them under the bus when the heat got turned up. I’m sick and tired of young people today blaming everything on their upbringing and their past.Grow some balls,live in the present and deal with it!

  50. Amy

    Her hairline is really weird.

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