“I’m here for the gang-bang.”
Casey Anthony was released from jail early Sunday morning, and is it wrong that I immediately noticed her breasts? Maybe she really is innocent and could use some money to get back on her feet… *slaps self in the face* Where was I? Oh, right, tits child killers. With tits. Keeping with the theme of supernatural signs, I added a shot from outside the jail where a bolt of lightning was seen just before her release. So, either God’s improved his aim, or he finally quit drinking which is definitely for the best. You ever talk to that guy when he’s shit-faced? Worse than your redneck uncle. When He’s not blatantly endorsing slavery, it’s homophobic slur this, or “burn the Jews in a lake of fire” that. Plus He cheats at cards.
YOU: Wait, how do we both have three Aces?
HIM: Because I’m an omnipotent being capable of manipulating reality at whim, and you’re a fuckin’ faggot. BRAAPPP.
Photo: Getty, Splash News
+1 for vigilante justice.
What say you ? Here, here !!! She will get hers … no worries.
+2 and I mean “final” street justice
You simpletons don’t understand a criminal proceeding at all. They had no linking evidence, they had no motif [weak], they have no cause of death, and no intent, those are what you NEED to convict someone of murder, they had NONE of them, not one They could have maybe gotten man slaughter or child endangerment, but they decided to go with murder with what they had, which isn’t enough.
ha ha “motif”. LMFAO. Try again. Hint: motive
Doesn’t matter ad, you don’t even need it in a criminal, not if you can get the rest
ha ha “naseum”. LMFAO. Try again. Hint: nauseam
or nauseum even LOL
no right first time fucking google.
“best part about this one is she got a ready made famil–”
+1
god tried to pull 5 aces on me, claimed it beats a straight flush, but only let it count as a boat
If only I knew what the hell you were talking about, cuz I think it might be funny.
dealer’s choice, it’s dangerous when there’s alcohol around.. you can’t have five aces without cheating. or if you do it with wild cards it can still only count as four of a kind or a full house.. had a game last year that almost ended in gunfire over that..
What? Of course you can have five of a kind with wild cards. It beats a straight flush—but not a royal flush. The Deuces Wild Video Poker paytable says so.
i’m all for baseball, roll your own, iron cross, follow the bitch,.. just stick with traditional poker hands please :)
A nice rack? Are you kidding me? The broad is gross as shit and if you think that is a nice rack then 99% of the world has a “nice rack”
her tits look ok in a bra, but she has mommy flap jacks.
Its not nice because duct tape is used for the lifting of the boobs?
He must mean it’s nice for someone who just spent 3+ years in jail. I agree, I’ve recently gotten out of prison and I think those sweater kittens look fantastic!
“I’ve recently gotten out of prison”
Then your opinion doesn’t mean shit, we all know you’d probably fuck anything with a pulse.
Yeah, her rack is just a rack. Actually no, she’s not worthy of that…she simply HAS breasts. That’s it.
The headline is hilarious. Thought I pulled up the Onion [circa '96] for a sec!
How can you even notice the rack, when she’s got such spectacular birthin’ hips?
Sorry but the horse-face and acne ruin it.
She might not be very attractive, but sheer hatred and contempt could fuel a boner so hard a cat couldn’t scratch it.
Ironic, those…
Does anyone think she could be auditioning for a “Coneheads” sequel?
Right? What’s with her hair? It’s completely out of control. She should chloroform it and THEN deal with it. She’s really good at that chloroforming shit.
someone tell her that “bumpits” when out of style while she was locked up.
Well, she did get a tit job right before she got arrested (natural reaction to losing your child).
And I guarantee she goes into porn. By end of this year.
The question is, “Would you feel guilty self-servicing to this chick if she does do porn”. I personally would be conflicted, kind of like self-servicing to a porn star that committed suicide.
i’m not feeling guilty at all…
I would love to watch it.
But the flood of guilt would probably come right around the time I’m reaching for the tissues.
haha “flood”
I have to agree with socool, she has a “nice rack” like pippa middleton has an amazing ass.
She also looks way more fug than I thought she was, here. I haven’t been following the media frenzy or looking at many pictures of her but I’ve been hearing about how “hot” she is and she looks pretty god damn average to me.
Average ? Gah … she is gross … *barfs*
Someone walking out of jail looks “average”
Go fucking figure.
Hey dumb-ass… Kate Upton could walk out of jail and still look smoking’ hot so shut it, uggo.
Mothers kill their babies all the time. The only reason this bitch is in the news is she’s a hot white chick. If she was some Bertha butt fat ass bitch there would be no media hype.
I mean look at the hot school teachers banging their students and the media hype over them. You don’t see much media hype over the others teachers with beer guts and fat asses that bang their students in the media; well you do on The Smoking Gun’s site.
That’s a good point.
That blond teacher from Florida was fucking PLASTERED all over the news for 2, 3 years. They would show her in a bikini over a motorcycle instantly whenever her name came up.
yeah that platinum blonde was hot!
Hot she’s a fucking conehead. Plus a psychopath to boot. Maybe she was jealous of her daughter who was very pretty. Why not just give her up for adoption FFS. Dumb psycho cunt.
Ok let’s say you didn’t know anything about her are saying if you pulled her from a club one night you wouldn’t bang her?
Anyone notice the guy beside her looks like a long-lost Balwin brother?
Baldwin
In every picture there’s always a serial rapist in the back saying it all with his marriage proposal on posterboard outside a prison.
LOL
I wonder what the over and under is on her being found with a bullet between her eyes?
I give her a year and a half.
I would not want to be in her shoes….
If she survives that, I’d wager she’ll be pregnant within two years.
So if my math is correct, and I wouldn’t count on it, she’ll be killing THAT baby in approximately, 4-5 years.
joran van der slewwt made it 5 years to the date
…………………….ALWAYS LOOK BEHIND YA.
(you never know)
Who’s dumber, the media following public, the jury or the whole damn country? There is plenty of fail to go around. Fail force is strong, Yoda thinks.
It’s called sensationalism and it will always be around. It’s not even a question of who’s more dumb. (Dumber ain’t a word).
yes it is or r u trolling
How does that song goes again? “I see some ladies tonight that should be killin my babay.”
I think I got it wrong.
Looks like the Polo player is about to knock her nipple off with his big stick.
She is freakin HOT!!! I would be all over that!
Sooo lying thieving bumpit wearing monkey-eared baby killers are hot? Are YOU in jail?
For all intents and purposes, the lightening is striking a lightening rod set up at the local orphanage right behind the prison. Duh.
And just for the record… it’s “lightning” not “lightening”…
I never got to the rack, I was too mesmerized by the big ass ears.
The corrections officer behind her is thinking, “Hey, I might finally get some use out of this flack jacket.”
+100
And may this lady bloat in hell. Jesus. Back away from the fried chicken already.
“justice for fatties.”
This is why I’m pro abortion.
Kristen Stewart’s long lost twin.
I don’t know why but I’d love to lick her asshole….
It’s because you like the taste of poop, sweat, and toliet paper linties.
no she’s just hot to me..
Bahaha! Toilet Paper Linties!!
thats not funny kimmkimm!
Ahem, of course not…not funny at all….linties!!! Hahahaha! Oh, goodness, excuse me.
i bet she tastes really good and your just jealous..
Some lucky guy somewhere is about to be the lucky receipent of nearly 3 years of pent up sexual frustration and energy……
Pretty sure every male prison guard in there banged the snot out of her.
She was a whore when she was a normal woman, can you imagine what she was like in there?
I am sure her sexual needs were satisfied just fine.
I have seen scant evidence that karma exists, but with any luck it does and she falls into an industrial-sized vat of chlorine.
Johnny Cochran – dead
Robert Kardashian – dead
OJ – in prison
Osama Bin Laden – bullet through the head
Bernie Madoff – in prison for a million years
Karma is working just fine, she just takes her time sometimes.
OBAMA is the president, yeah Karma
What’s wrong with the first 2, is being a good lawyer a crime?
I’d do her. You don’t have to use protection, and obviously if she gets pregnant she’ll take care of the situation. It’s like using a self-cleaning oven.
Mr. Right, you Sir are so Right!
She’s fucking Hot!!
Ha, well too bad she was heavy armed police officer with ump45.
excuse me, *has heavy armed security with ump45.
Way to aim high in life. Go you
“Is the Mormon wench look still in or should I get my hair done?”
You losers are nothing more than sexually frustrated bottom feeders— fish included. You’d think after looking at pictures on this site of various women every day you’d be able to spot a padded bra in t-shirt from a mile away. She practically has uni-boob, folks!
But hey if this baby killer turns you on, then go you.
Whatever gets you through the night. Right? LOL
Looks you haven’t head any dick in a looooooooooooooog time. Not our fault that you old man’s not fucking you.
A wasted apperance, glad this shit is finally over, those outraged fuckers needs keep it cool.
didn’t even notice her cans. I cannot get past her face, which is beat to shit. Fetal alcohol lookin, no lip havin, cone headed baby killer with FUCKED up Dr Spock ears!!!
Wow, the justice system really failed again. I sure hope new evidence arises and retries her. Obviously guilty of child murder.
Wow, the education system really failed again. I sure hope new schooling arises and reteaches you about the American criminal justice system and the concept of double jeopardy. Obviously guilty of ignorance.
This comes from so many OBVIOUS double-jeopardy cases we’ve seen lately, fail in criminal court, refile “civil rights” charges in federal court.
If only Caylee had been black, then Casey could be prosecuted properly, multiple times.
if she were a man of any color or black, hispanic, (insert minority of choice here) the bitch would be on death row.
So her daughter died, how do you tell people that? My dog got hit by a car 4 years ago and I don’t even talk about it. I haven’t told anyone hardly. If my little girl died I would probably kill myself or be so depressed and fucked up I wouldn’t think straight. I DON’T BELIEVE SHE KILLED HER DAUGHTER SO SHE COULD PARTY!! SHE DIDN”T MURDER HER DAUGHTER! There is no way. She has problems and stuff, but I don’t think she is pure evil. Can’t you people just leave her alone.
WHAT FUCKING TOOLS YOU ARE TO CONDEMN HER ON YOUR “”"ASSUMPTIONS”"”
–verb (used with object)
1.
to take for granted or without proof; suppose; postulate; posit: to assume that everyone wants peace.
So to conclude, demonizing for someone for something you don’t even know they did is totally wrong. Hypocrites. Do you know how many children die every year in accidents? How many 2 year old children?
Lying about stuff, or denying reality because you are fucked up, doesn’t make you a murderer. She didn’t have a good life, she never had the right people around her, and her family seems like slime.
So her daughter died in a terrible accident, and Casey has had nothing but terrible things happen to her for her whole life. Life isn’t fucking easy, I bet each and every one of you people here have made a bunch of fucking mistakes.
For example, in 1996
2,155 children between 1-4 died in accidents. Does that make the parents murderers? I DON’T SEE THE FUCKING LOGIC??? WHAT KIND OF PERSON CONDEMNS SOMEONE TO DEATH ON AN ASSUMPTION. THERE IS NO (ZERO, 0) PROOF.
^ Casey Anthony
Do you seriously expect us to read that shit?
Jesus.
Um, babalu, a normal decent LOVING mother would want a dignified funeral, to honour their beloved child. Psycho.
tl;dr, and I like your use of excessive quotation marks.
Who the fuck is going to read all that shit?
I feel ya, cop in the background.
Ayuh, from Satan. No shock there.
So … all the people who think she’s guilty are fat moms and all the ones who think she’s innocent are douches who can’t get a non-murderer date?
That lady cop behind her, I wonder how large her cock is.
LOL
Awesome. She’s already started dancing.
Please, please let her do porn.
And here’s the guy that’s going to kill her. Marry him, Casey! MARRY HIM!
Even lesbians care.
Virgin.
she was aquited get over it already yall let o.j go and he supposably killed two people hello people!!!
May this woman learn how to do better block lettering. And may she please learn to use color for better impact.
Not pictured: beefy, fedora-wearing Dallas nightclub owner about to enter frame.
I’d cum all in her and hope she gets knocked up!!
Bringbackbabalu, you’re a FUCKING TOOL to make the “assumption” that she didn’t have a good life, never had the right people around her, and her family seems like slime. If her situation was so fucking bad why didn’t she keep her job, keep her legs together,and move the hell out of her parents house. After all she’s a fucking adult so why didn’t she act like one and get the hell out on her own.She’s a self entitled mooch who sponged off of her family and then tossed them under the bus when the heat got turned up. I’m sick and tired of young people today blaming everything on their upbringing and their past.Grow some balls,live in the present and deal with it!
Babalu has no (zero, 0) logic. Unless you count troll logic.
Her hairline is really weird.
Amy
you’re quite kind, I personally would have taken the “Bitches face is fucken busted” approach.