Casey Anthony is Free, Has a Nice Rack

“I’m here for the gang-bang.”

Casey Anthony was released from jail early Sunday morning, and is it wrong that I immediately noticed her breasts? Maybe she really is innocent and could use some money to get back on her feet… *slaps self in the face* Where was I? Oh, right, tits child killers. With tits. Keeping with the theme of supernatural signs, I added a shot from outside the jail where a bolt of lightning was seen just before her release. So, either God’s improved his aim, or he finally quit drinking which is definitely for the best. You ever talk to that guy when he’s shit-faced? Worse than your redneck uncle. When He’s not blatantly endorsing slavery, it’s homophobic slur this, or “burn the Jews in a lake of fire” that. Plus He cheats at cards.

YOU: Wait, how do we both have three Aces?
HIM: Because I’m an omnipotent being capable of manipulating reality at whim, and you’re a fuckin’ faggot. BRAAPPP.

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