Casey Anthony is Too Controversial For Porn. Really?

July 7th, 2011 // 98 Comments

Seen here having a goddamn blast at her sentencing hearing today, and why wouldn’t she? She’ll be out next week. Casey Anthony‘s career in porn is over just as soon as it began which seems to happen a lot when sex is involved. At least to me because I’m so good at at it. TMZ reports:

“It has become obvious to us that Vivid fans, and people in general, want nothing to do with her and that includes a XXX movie.”
Hirsch explains, “We were ready to make an offer to Casey to star in one of our feature films. It’s clear to me now, however, that there has been an overwhelmingly negative response to our offer and so we’ve decided to withdraw it.”
He adds, “We now believe that we underestimated the emotional response that people are having to the verdict. A movie starring Casey Anthony is not what people want to see.”

Look, I’m not about to call Steve Hirsch out on milking this thing for publicity because I’m not writing Casey Anthoy posts to travel back in time and stop a mother from duct-taping her kid to death. That said, there’s no fucking way he expects us to believe people who watch porn magically developed a sense of decorum overnight considering every single guy reacted to yesterday’s news with, “Yeah, I’d probably look at that.” Granted, Steve Hirsch has access to more data than I do, I guarantee there’s a very small demographic out there willing to stop mid-bate because the naked women having sex in front of them was controversially acquitted of murder charges. “Her mom tried to say she was Googling chlorophyll? Jesus, I’m going to be disgusted when I’m done here. SHOCK-A-BOOEY! — Or maybe not.” *whistles over to the Kleenex*

NOTE: Added captions to these pics because I’m 11. Enjoy.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Casey Anthony Porn Sentencing Hearing
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    “So you’re saying I should be looking more like this? I thought a shit-eating grin was the normal reaction to to getting away with murd– ooohh, riiiigght….”

  2. Toni

    People paid to see Tonya Harding’s porno, and that trailer-trash bitch was BEAT THE FUCK UP. Casey Anthony isn’t hot, but people say she’s charming. Aside from that whole smother-your-child thing. If she kept those ears hidden, it would be okay.

    That being said, there’s a lot of free porn out there with much hotter chicks, so anybody that paid to see this girl would pretty much only be paying to see what a child killer’s lady parts look like.

  3. Aaron

    I actually worked at one of the busiest porn store in the chicago area for 6 years and i can easily see why. Vivid’s primary customers are woman, couples, and lesbians (I am totaly pro lesbian). A company like evil angel or red light district would be more plausable for pulling it off. But to be honest the only movie this bitch deserves to be in is a snuff film, and she’s the one getting snuffed.

  4. Casey Anthony Porn Sentencing Hearing
    Sir Blames-a-lot
    Commented on this photo:

    So if I read this correctly, the porn industry/fans reaction and general outcry regarding the very thought of having to possibly see this woman fuck for money actually caused Vivid to withdraw their offer….to which circle of hell has she brought herself too….

    From people screaming for more of 2 Girls 1 Cup, not having them want to see you fuck has to be some new record, most un-fuckable of the century, look out Octo-Mom you got some work to do to catch up to this bitch

  5. kirby

    You guys are all idiots and will be proven wrong when, as soon as she gets out of jail, she leads the investigation into the REAL killer of her child!!!! I am sure it will be the first thing she does. After all, she’s clearly innocent which means that a murderer is still on the loose!!

  6. the captain

    when porn is involved american will take anything from anyone…………..

  7. Where’s that fuckhead that was arguing with me the other day about how this broad was going to go on a worldwide speaking/talkshow/porn tour and make oodles of money?

    Yeah. No.

    • Right here limp dick.

      She is not out until next week and she already has a publicist. What do think is about to happen when someone hires a publicist? A book deal is already being talked about and the speculation is that before next week is over she will already have $500,000 – $1,000,000 offered as an advancement.

      Don’t worry. You can still jackoff to you caley shrine every day if you like. Her becoming a millionaire for killing her child should not take that away from you.

      The only solace in all of this is that she will never be able to walk the streets or go into any place of business without being ostracized. Any time she walks outside she will have to face people yelling in her face and calling her a child murder.

      She will have to surround herself with “yes men” and pay for friendships and those people will not come cheap. They will leach off of her and drain her dry and throw her into the ditch when there is no more publicity train to hitch themselves to.

      Maybe in a couple of years she will have a drug overdose and finally put an end to all of this.

      • That Bastard Tony

        …and keep in mind that a considerable portion of that advancement along with any other blood money she will be offered will not make it to Casey on account of the soon-to-be upcoming civil suit (and god knows how many other lawsuits). Considering the understandable hostility so many have towards her, the powers that be will NEVER let her become wealthy off of this. She’s going to have to leave the country for that to happen.

  8. Casey Anthony Porn Sentencing Hearing
    old man
    Commented on this photo:

    The crazy eyes say she is dynamite in the sack. Sure she might stab you in the neck in the morning when you butter her toast in the wrong direction, but that’s what the bathroom window is for.

  9. Scott

    “Mid-bate”!!! You sir, are hilarious!! Thanks for all your great work!!

  10. Woodcock

    Only if it was a legitimate snuff film would a porn watching that murderer get fucked.

  11. Casey Anthony Porn Sentencing Hearing
    Bluth
    Commented on this photo:

    Or it could be that his head wasn’t screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all… may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

  12. terry

    The fact that someone would offer an accused baby killer a job doing porn is just sick. But I guess you weirdos are just as sick.
    That bitch is going to get shot.

  13. steve

    you people need to get over it and let it go, my god , there are tons of other things to talk about it. all your doing is gioving extending her 15 minutes.

  14. Suthrnboy

    Casey Anthony is not a hottie.

  15. FuckYouSoCalleds

    casey is not hot shes meh and shes a n immature maniac no i wouldnt fuck lmao
    but im sure she was fat obessed redneck she would be guilty i swear the reality of our society Being like
    this movie is sooooo close

    Movie review: Idiocracy

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