Seen here having a goddamn blast at her sentencing hearing today, and why wouldn’t she? She’ll be out next week. Casey Anthony‘s career in porn is over just as soon as it began which seems to happen a lot when sex is involved. At least to me because I’m so good at at it. TMZ reports:
“It has become obvious to us that Vivid fans, and people in general, want nothing to do with her and that includes a XXX movie.”
Hirsch explains, “We were ready to make an offer to Casey to star in one of our feature films. It’s clear to me now, however, that there has been an overwhelmingly negative response to our offer and so we’ve decided to withdraw it.”
He adds, “We now believe that we underestimated the emotional response that people are having to the verdict. A movie starring Casey Anthony is not what people want to see.”
Look, I’m not about to call Steve Hirsch out on milking this thing for publicity because I’m not writing Casey Anthoy posts to travel back in time and stop a mother from duct-taping her kid to death. That said, there’s no fucking way he expects us to believe people who watch porn magically developed a sense of decorum overnight considering every single guy reacted to yesterday’s news with, “Yeah, I’d probably look at that.” Granted, Steve Hirsch has access to more data than I do, I guarantee there’s a very small demographic out there willing to stop mid-bate because the naked women having sex in front of them was controversially acquitted of murder charges. “Her mom tried to say she was Googling chlorophyll? Jesus, I’m going to be disgusted when I’m done here. SHOCK-A-BOOEY! — Or maybe not.” *whistles over to the Kleenex*
NOTE: Added captions to these pics because I’m 11. Enjoy.
Photos: Getty
That is actually true. I heard “Brian Pummer” was sick to his stomach at the thought of working with her….
Love the captions
once everyone’s done blowing off steam, he’ll probably make the offer again, given if she’ll say yes. in the end this woman did over 3 years for killing her kid/sending the cops on a 6 month wild goose chase. with her hair down she’s kinda sorta hot. just i wouldn’t pay for porn, there’s enough free shit on utorrent..
I don’t think its so much people couldn’t get off to it, I think that they are worried people wouldn’t pay for it because they don’t want to be part of the financial gain she will make off it.Very few will actually purchase the damn thing, where most will make themselves feel better by downloading illegally(like most do nowdays anyway, but the big check they would cut her instead of the avg porn star would put them in the red).
I hope she has a haunted, miserable short life…..burning diarrhea every day, bad dreams every night.
Well, I wish that a huge crowd would trample her to death when she gets out of jail, then dump her in a swamp.
She kinda looks like Emily Blunt a little. No offense to Emily.
Yes. Abso-fucking-lutely. A trampling death. We’ll make it look like an accident.
“She accidentally drowned in a sea of people! I swear!”
Better caption suggestion:
“Is…that…Ashton Kutch–aww, man.”
not better.
at least she’s done more then paris hilton
Damn. I wanted this to happen. I’d fuck the hell out of here as she’d likely be a good lay. Might need to make a trip down to Florida on the 13th so I can get freaky with her. Put some duct tape on her mouth, let her do the same to me. She looks like she’d be a wicked animal in the sack.
just hope she doesn’t cum like sharon stone at the beginning of basic instinct..
I hope she doesn’t LOOK like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct II.
Even better suggestion:
“Ohhhh, it’s Belvin Perry. And to think for 31 days I’ve been calling him Beverly.”
I would like to see her take Lex Steele and Mandingo double anal (dry).
Anyone who wants her dead will get their wish if that happens.
Good old schlong dong Lex.
i’d give her the high hard one…
She will have no choice but to be in exile when she is released.. the hatred people have for her; she will never be able to show her face in public
It would be super ironic if she did breath play strangle porn.
oh fuck you mean that david carradine asphyxiation whachmacallit? GREAT idea!! :))
Nothin’ puts a big old smile on your face like getting away with murder. In hindsight, that kid never would have stood a chance in such a fucked up family. She probably did the little shit a favor.
Child advocate are we?
nobody has the right to that decision
what was so fucked up about that family? if i say your dad molested you, it doesnt make it true. she lied about absolutely everything and THAT is what you choose to believe?
“Back when the kid I killed was nursing, my boobs were out to here!”
All she has to do is give People Magazine one story for a few million bucks and move to another country where no one could care less about her, which is anywhere else in the world but the US, and she’s got it made. The US media made her a Star, so what did you all expect? She doesn’t have to do cheap porn.
Oh, there will be other offers….
Oh yes. There will be others.
Imagine being told “sorry, we’d like to have you gargling cocks and eating jizz dribbles from a crack whore’s anus, but you’d just drag our corporate image down too far”
I would love to see that video
Steve Hirsch is just as pathological as she is, so all bets are off as to what is really happening……but here is a likely scenerio: Casey will get out of jail. Hirsch will have a camera person follow her around the club circuit shooting with a handheld. The footage will be raw and uncut, totally amateurish in appearance but clear enough to be usable.Then he will set her up with any one of a large stable of newbie studs in a situation that looks like a home video. After the shooting and editing is finished, he will announce that he is in possession of home video footage sold to him by Casey Anthony’s lover., there will be a court battle to stop release of the video, and the inevitable announcement that a settlement has been reached out of court allowing him to release: “Casey at the “Bat”; an Intimate Night with Casey Anthony”. Profits will be doubled because of the hype and Hirsch will once again look like a genius at getting “celebrity” naughtiness shown to the public.
While most of your comments…well, they suck, I think this is an ingenious plan. I’m in, Hirsch. Just pay for the hotel room.
You forgot the titles, “Casey Gets Off” and “Casey Cums Clean.”
See, “Sentencing Day” Casey isn’t nearly as attractive. I would watch “Verdict Day” Casey rut like a murderous whore…oh, right.
The porn offer was just a PR stunt by some porn king jerk off to get his name in the news on her coattails they’re all just discussing as she is.
This girl looks crazier than a shit-house rat every time I see her.
She’ll be so desperate for a job, that she will take a job, being “air-tight” even it is just to pay for her room that she rents out in some shit hole, to escape from it all.
Yeah right, everyone has his/her price, especially this one, she sold out to the devil.
You’re an idiot. This chick will make a ton of fat bank from the various book deals, movie deals, reality shows, and interviews that she will be offered. Are you serious with your comment about her being desperate for a job? Cmon now
I’m afraid of the rats you come into contact with.
Vivid isn’t the only porn studio out there. There are other studios that could pony up the cash, studios with far lesser morals known for rougher stuff than Vivid.
Stephen Hirsch has always been a HUGE name in the porn industry. If anything, it is the other way around.
Get your porn facts straight.
I think anyone who finds this woman attractive has never met an attractive woman…or they’ve spent their lives surrounded by strong 4s and weak 5s.
I have to agree. Murder aside, I just don’t see why anyone finds her attractive.
And believe it or not, just because I dig porn does not mean I have so little morals that I’d buy anything from a company who uses known child murderers. I don’t doubt at all that he changed his mind, knowing this was probably the response of most others.
Actually, I take that back. I would LOVE to watch her as the victim in a snuff film.
You know what that face says to me when I see it?
I’M PERFECTLY NORMAL.
Yea…normal….I’d still bump uglies with her…I’d just make sure she didn’t know my name, address, etc…and her hands would have to be tied down or something…..
Maybe a Hannibal Lechter mask too…..I don’t think I’d risk anything I wanted to keep by putting it near her hands and mouth….
but I’d still hit it…and it’d be hot
Keep in mind, she’s been in prison for three years…girl’s got needs…just don’t use duct tape, she knows her way around that stuff.
winner
I hope when they line her up to stone her to death, they put Steve Hirsch next to her.
Morticia? Is that you?
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stupid useless whore, i hope someone anally rapes you and you bleed of internal damage…i fucking hate you! child killer.
shame… I would love to see Roy Kronk stick his meter reader up her butthole
“I got 99 problems but my kid ain’t one!”
“aaaaawwww does this mean I can’t suck a dick now??”
I don’t think people have an interest in seeing her make sweet love, but I think there could be a market for humiliation porn. I’m talking about blood and shit lubed anal annihilation that proceeds directly to smeared mascara jackhammer gagging throat fucking.
“I swear we’ll make my tits this big”
I’m not an expert or anything (yes I am), but I doubt Casey’s abilities would be sufficient for this to even be a decent video. Take your average woman who is skilled in bed with regular guys, put her on a porn set with seasoned male performers, request for her to perform 4 or 5 extreme sex acts that most women don’t do in the real world, add in cameras, lighting and random crew members and you’ll have one very uncomfortable child murderer.
This video would be for shock value only. Leave this to the pros.
I’m going to need a new car. My old one smells weird.
She looks like Alanis Morrisettes crazy murdering sister.
Heres the number of Angelina’s adoption agency you asked for.
That’s OK. I’ve got plenty of room in my hatchback for you, Mr. Porno King.
Wow thats bad when even a porn company doesn’t want you. They even have Amy Fisher who shot a woman in her face as a pornstar.
She didn’t do it. Did you guys listen to the defense at all? Her father did something here, if anyone. And he has been abusing her for years. Did you forget that part? Ever see a father look busted because his daughter DIDN’T get the death sentence?….
How the fuck you commenting from jail? You can drop it bitch, double jeopardy.
If I told you that I was a defense lawyer and that you CAN walk on water, would you do it? Would you believe me?
Why the hell would a parent look busted when the child they raised and cared for some 20 years slanders them in court? And if he really was abusing her, why the fuck would she consider even living with them if she had a daughter? Wouldnt that be putting her kid in harms way? And dont say the grandfather drowned the grandkid to keep his dirty little secret quiet.
What-fucking-ever. Clearly you have your own opinion. Help us God.
My child MURDERS my grandchild and I’m going to be pretty fucking upset if she doesn’t get the punishment she deserves. Even if I still care for her enough to not want her to get the death penalty, killing a defenseless child and then making all sorts of bullshit about me up on the stand is reason enough to be upset if she isn’t convicted.
You can’t cure “stupid.”
tell me you’re a troll.
What about the jurors who let her go?! What about the lawyers who fought for her? What about the system that made her innocence possible?! What about President Obama who is a muslim…oops that always slips out.
Yeah, what about those jurors? I’ve never seen a 12-way. Sure hope they’re up for it.
Lol…cannot contain that Obama = Muslim. Slippery little fucker
There is a reason they are trying to keep the names of the jurors hidden. I bet their families are scared for their lives right now. And with all the anger I’ve heard, who can blame them? I think this case clearly shows just how fucked up our justice system can be.
Smoke weed? Oh Heavens! That’s clearly worth fifteen years. Murder a child and not even convicted of manslaughter? And in the upcoming month, my abusive ex will be going to court for trying to kill his most recent girlfriend. But just like the other times, he won’t be convicted either – even though his own cousin told the cops what happened that night. Where is this justice?
The jurors better pray on their lives that no one finds out who they are, or there will be 12 more “accidental drownings.”
i have a cat.
In sex there is a potential to have kids,but in her case she had a kid she might of drowned who knows but was unheard of for a month or so and she lied to the cops about the kids whereabouts. That whole concept of what she did is a total turn off as far as wanting to have sex with her or wanting to watch her have sex with sombody else on screen. Shit she gives me the heebeejeebees just looking at her!
No way, that lady right there is fucking bat shit insane. Not only is she married to a serial killer (seriously), she acts like a fucking kid. Watch her after they won in the courtroom. ESPECIALLY watch her after they have a champagne celebration at the building across the courtroom. She’s nuts!
Hirsch is a joke.
During the recession he went to the Goverment for a bail out. Free publicity.
He made a low ball offer on Charlie Sheens mansion, not enough that it would be sold to him but again free publicity.
He signed Capri Anderson, again free publicity
Also Montana Fishbourne, even tried to get snooki.
Now Casey.
He even propostioned Pippa Middleton, which really should have been considered an act of war and led to him getting his head blown off.
Basically this guy trolls any woman in the media and it’s a win-win for him all the time. They say no, he gets free publicity, they say yes he gets even more free publicity. I’m guessing he has a very small dick.
Jose Baez is scum. He failed his bar exam countless times. He was a bikini salesman during the time he was disbarred for ethical reasons. He was a deadbeat dad who refused to pay child support. His smug fucking face needs to be smacked with a very hard blunt instrument.
I’d watch her take a dick. So what if she killed a kid? I don’t even like kids.