Casey Anthony Has Porn Offers Already

July 6th, 2011 // 175 Comments

Casey Anthony, whose guilt I’ve proven beyond a shadow of a doubt here, is already receiving the inevitable porn offers literally everyone saw coming because if you’re going to murder your kid and get away with it in this country, the least you can do is have sex on camera or you really are a goddamn monster. TMZ reports:

Hours after she was found not guilty of murdering her 2-year-old daughter Tuesday, Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch called up Casey’s lawyer, Jose Baez, to discuss the possibility of a business relationship.
Hirsch tells TMZ … “Whether you agree with the verdict or not, Casey will want to move forward with her life and has a right to make a living. It’s not going to be easy for her and we believe we can help her make the transition into a new life.”

Hirsch added, “The important thing is Casey was found innocent by a jury of her peers, so it’s time to let this poor woman regain her dignity by taking two cocks to the ass, and possibly one to the face. We all deserve to pick ourselves up after we’ve fallen and then pleasure ourselves with a double-sided dildo for money because we’re toxically unemployable. It’s what America was founded on.”

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  1. Judge Dredd

    I love how all the pictures of her are supposed to portray her as a partying reckless whore. I see those pictures and worse on friend’s, and their friends, profiles all the time.

    Still don’t understand the duck lips peace sign thing. Anyone? Is it trying to look black with our thin little white lips?

    • TaT

      That’s just a stupid thing to say. People of all colors have big lips. Girls and women just think that’s a cute pose. Why I don’t know, it looks stupid when anyone does it.

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    Freddy Oso
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    I love it when a plan comes together.

  3. Issac Gascoyne

    The jokes literally write themselves.
    I’m saving my ideas for my new agent , however

  4. dirty d

    Who cares. That sounds hot.

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    Fandy
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe she should do a porn movie where a guy puts duct tape on her mouth and has sex with her in the trunk of a car and then drives her to the woods, screws her again and leaves her there…..that would be karmic and a entertaining.

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    Step3
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    That’s her daughter’s blood in the background

  7. watson

    Who cares what Anthony does or what happens to her from now on. everytime i see her, I just get quiet because a small girl died Lord knows how. Poor kid will never get to grow up and do her own thing. And her mother doesnt show any sadness or regret. She should have at least been convicted on gross negligence. I mean really? 31 days and you dont know where your kid is?

    Life is just not fair at all. What an awful, grimy world. Where is that bitch Karma when you need her? What the fuck was Lady Justice doing during this trial, on vacation?

    • bitingontinfoil

      *I* care, because she’s about to make MILLIONS off of interviews, book and movie deals! All profiting from killing her kid.

      • watson

        How will you stop her from making all that money from interviews and books? You are going to wish for her heart to stop beating? Uh, by ignoring her. If literally everyone on this damn planet including the media (though i doubt it) stops paying her attention, she shouldnt make any money. But that wont happen will it?

        Legally nothing can be done. You cant be tried twice on the same evidence. She has escaped forever. That is why we should black her out of our public memory. what else can you do?

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    justuhbill
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    Apparently you can’t spell “VIVID’S NUMBER ONE C _ CK _ _ CKER” without OSU…

  9. bitingontinfoil

    Hirsch added, “The important thing is Casey was found innocent
    ———————————-

    Ummmm, nope. She was found “not guilty” – that only means the jury found enough “reasonable doubt” that they felt they could not, in good conscience, convict her. Doesn’t mean she’s “innocent”

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    anokneemouse
    Commented on this photo:

    baron of all media is disgusting

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    Jon
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    Crazy ass America.

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    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    Cheating the system, getting caught, and still getting away with it? Yep, she’s an Ohio State fan.

    • Wolverine

      The Ohio State jersey is fitting…fitting indeed. We all know that only thing that goes in and comes out of OSU is Sh!#. Love it!

  13. Javie

    I wonder if Vivid Ent. Is going to start making Snuff Films.

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    DC Supreme
    Commented on this photo:

    Alright put me down for one advance copy of “Fuck Me In The Ass Till My Daughter Feels It In Heaven” please.

  15. Caylee A.

    You KNOW she drinks cum and takes it in the ass. White trash plays like that!

  16. MotherFucker

    If becoming a porn star was what she was after all along then why have a kid in the first place? She didn’t need to murder her daughter to suck dick on camera –she could have stopped that process from the start by swallowing! Shit!

    Seriously, though, she is going to hell.

  17. Casey Anthony Porn Old Party Photos Duck Lips
    Commented on this photo:

    “Quack, quack, quack!”

  18. Casey Anthony Porn Old Party Photos Duck Lips
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yo, peace out, motherfucks. Quack, quack up in this piece!”

  19. Casey Anthony Porn Old Party Photos Duck Lips
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay. I get it. You’re a duck. You can stop making that face, for fuck’s sake.

  20. Bri

    I’m into it I hope she does it

  21. dontlooknow

    She was NOT found “Innocent”…she was found “not guilty”…there IS a difference.

  22. Brooke

    Oh… OHHH…. THIS GIRL.

    Wait wait wait. Sorry, I don’t live in North America, so I’m just now catching up… is this the woman where they found her dead 4 year old the night she went out partying with her friends, and the kid’s grandparents were basically having to step in and actually care that their granddaughter was missing???

    AND SHE WALKED FREE!?!?!?!?!?

    The funny thing is, I didn’t recognize her name, but then I saw these photos of her being a skank whore and I remembered who she was. Wow, America, just wow…

    • D-chi

      No, she’s the woman who didn’t report her 2-yr-old daughter missing for a month and then lied to everyone including the police about what happened. And managed to party it up and get a tattoo while her baby was dead.

      Oh gosh, it’s so terrible all over again.

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    SGTCracker
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy fuck!!! My Bucks have enough shit tarnishing their name from all the NCAA violations, we do not need an acquitted baby killer sportin’ the jersey around. God damnit!!!

  24. Our society is truly fucking exhausting sometimes.

  25. bofa

    Why not, I’d love to see someone take a huge dump on her then rub one out in her eye.

  26. HERP DERP

    I’d fap to it.

  27. 473-Charles Chloe III

    Really, she going to fucking party and sleeping with different guys and getting dirty too, oh please, she is such a fucking useless shit, totally waste of her self now.

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    miz
    Commented on this photo:

    prosecution- this is what Casey was doing when her kid was missing for 31 days

    defense attorney Jose baiz- let it be mentioned the women in this picture has blonde hair, my clients hair is brown.

    jury- point well made, this can’t be Casey the women in this picture clearly has blonde hair.

    juror#1- so that means she’s innocent right?

    jury- yeah ugh.. i.. guess so….

  29. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I don’t understand why she just hadn’t put her kid up for adoption – who cares what her mom says VS murder :what would her mom say to THAT?

    I don’t believe she killed her kid. It’s just doesn’t add up. I wonder still who is the father of her kid and whether its her father =gandfather are one and same person.

    Maternal instinct is very strong it just doesn’t stop working that easily.

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    Zilly
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    She looks pregnant in this picture. What a fuckin’ bitch, I hope she dies.

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    JohnS
    Commented on this photo:

    “I love the smell of chloroform in the morning. Smells like, acquittal.”

  32. socool

    They need to get this broad in so rough porn. Tie her up and donkey punch her hard.

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    Orest vanden Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s not even good-looking. Average trailer trash.

  34. armanni77700

    I am sooooooooooo glad Casey got off. I hope she does a porn. I would buy her porno for $100 bucks. Casey is sexy as hell. Time to party next Wed. honey.

  35. faq u

    either way, she has to do the porn thing.

    if she killed her kid, the guilt is a perfect motivator to turn herself out.

    if she didn’t kill her kid, everyone still thinks she did. so she should turn herself out.

    its the only way to get forgiveness from at least some people

    “she killed her kid!”
    “but did you see the way she took it in the arse without even flinching?!? It was so endearing.. give her a break!”

  36. Kevin

    I would pay 1 million dollars to see her naked, she is too damn sexy not to do this!

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    casey should dye her hair move to another state..hell preferably another country. Wait for death and rot in hell you bitch!

  38. Anthony

    Tell me all you got honey

  39. Mr giggle man

    Whatever porno she is in. Fuck it ill do what you people can’t do. I would dig in her fucking guts like a gardener. Sign me up for a film. I don’t care

  40. Sam

    Worthy of being a fluffer girl.

  41. Frankie

    Shit guilty or not i’ll watch that little bitch get railed
    damn to bad I cant be the one railin her then again she was found not guilty I guess stranger things have happened so`

    Peace out

    Frankie

  42. theresa

    she is sick she killed her own daughter her time will come when she goes to hell i hope noone buys hers porn if she has to fo that instead of getting a job then theres an issue oh wait she cant get a job just get birth control so she cant kill no more babies

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