Casey Anthony Has Porn Offers Already

July 6th, 2011 // 175 Comments

Casey Anthony, whose guilt I’ve proven beyond a shadow of a doubt here, is already receiving the inevitable porn offers literally everyone saw coming because if you’re going to murder your kid and get away with it in this country, the least you can do is have sex on camera or you really are a goddamn monster. TMZ reports:

Hours after she was found not guilty of murdering her 2-year-old daughter Tuesday, Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch called up Casey’s lawyer, Jose Baez, to discuss the possibility of a business relationship.
Hirsch tells TMZ … “Whether you agree with the verdict or not, Casey will want to move forward with her life and has a right to make a living. It’s not going to be easy for her and we believe we can help her make the transition into a new life.”

Hirsch added, “The important thing is Casey was found innocent by a jury of her peers, so it’s time to let this poor woman regain her dignity by taking two cocks to the ass, and possibly one to the face. We all deserve to pick ourselves up after we’ve fallen and then pleasure ourselves with a double-sided dildo for money because we’re toxically unemployable. It’s what America was founded on.”

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    • Johnny Cochrane

      I would totally bang this broad and let me tell you why…

      1) No kid to worry about anymore. When you sleep with single mothers or when you have kids of your own it is hard to view the women as a sex object when you see her dealing with her kids day to day. One minute she is changing a diaper and kissing a boo boo and the next she is supposed to be your naughty nurse, it is hard to clear the first thought with the second. With Casey you wouldn’t have to worry about that anymore.

      2) She is bat shit crazy. As we all know crazy girls are better in bed. Sure I might have to worry about her googling things like “neck breaking”, “shovel”, or “chloroform”… You know come to think of it I just might password protect the computer.

      3)She is kind of hot. I’m a guy to a need more of a reason? She kind of looks like that chick on the Real World that became a cage dancer during the Las Vegas season who was continually upstaged by Trichelle’s drunken antics.

      4) She falls into that “she lives in Florida not the cool part but the trashy part” category. There were people that I grew up with that fantasized about living in Florida, which I never understood. The warm weather there is shitty warm weather, there are a ton of old people, and like 80% of the state is beyond redneck. The cool thing about the redneck part is that they are hard drinking, undereducated, and think Jacksonville is an awesome city. This means that you can pretty much talk the people around there into doing anything kind of like using a Jedi mind trick but without the training.

      5) She has a tramp stamp.Who doesn’t like tramp stamps?

      6) No matter what happens between us I can never be the bad guy in the relationship. When you can end every argument with, “well at least I didn’t (allegegly) kill my kid” you win every time. I could cheat on her with her friends on a weekly basis, steal her car, and get caught peddling naked pictures of her on the internet … none of it would be worse than what she (allegedly) did. I never thought it was possible to have an upper hand forever in a relationship but this seems to be the only way.

      Call me Casey.

    • poo in your hair

      You must be a virgin. It is a widely known fact that the most normal looking/seeming girls are the types who get totally freaky in bed and surprise you with the weirdest shit, and the “bat shit crazy” ones who seem like they’re wild in the sack actually just lay there like a log.

      • Deacon Jones

        UHH…actually, YOU must be a virgin.

      • gaba

        Sorry. Crazy girls are definitely better in bed.

      • Compound9

        That is a False statement. let me tell you why. ALL women are “bat shit crazy”. No lie

      • Johnny Cochrane

        Poo-boy – Read the texts that she wrote the guy she was banging in June 2008. Who would you rather bang: Teri Hatcher or Marcia Cross? Tara Reid (in her prime) or Selena Gomez?

      • Deacon Jones

        @ Johnyy,

        What did they say????

      • scott

        CHILD KILLER. stupid whore of a cunt i someone bashes your skull on the hood of a truck and drags you under its moving wheels, you are a monster..the horror that little girl must have went through at the hands of you, you sick stupid bitch you will never be safe.

    • Ace Rockola

      Does anyone remember the Germany or Florida game from the old Loveline days with Adam & Dr. Drew?

      All the crazy shit in the USA happens in the nations wang.

    • Jen

      That’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve read in a while. Thanks. ♥

  1. diamondj

    I’d watch it.

  2. Let me be the first to offer her a contract for a snuff film.

  3. who cares

    Sick. She is a murderous monster. I don’t want to see her naked unless they are doing torture scenes with duct tape over her face.

    • Facebook Me

      The irony is, the bitch will be SO desperate for a job, she’ll sell her on ass out to do that.

      NO ONE in their right mind will give this bitch a real job, the media has already convicted her. She sold her parents out, she’ll NEVER have real friends, I’d be surprised someone would buy her a drink.

      • Steelerchick

        Well I think she could dye her hair blonde and move to Japan. They love western girls in porn!

      • Just a California Guy

        I would buy her Dinner to lay her.
        She is perfect, no kids, little chance of child support!

    • scott

      cant they make a snuff film of her getting raped by 10 gudios and then have her throat slit? i would never pay to see this whore monster naked, child killer.

      • Just a California Guy

        Scott, why are you encouraging someone to kill her?
        Be a Big Brother, be a foster parent.
        Do something that does not involve hate for Christ sake.

  4. Facebook Me

    Casey Anthony “looks good after 5 fingers of scotch, a dry spell, 2am on a Friday night, then get her out of the house before the roommates see her.”

  5. lk

    murder and porn, goes together like peanut butter & jelly

  6. She may have murdered her kid, but that doesn’t negate the fact that she’s kind of fuckable. I’m not going to lie, if she made a porn, I’d watch it… for a few minutes any way…

  7. bill

    Yeah, if you don’t mind sloopy seconds after Daddy………

  8. Rough was not in Malibu over the weekend

    That’s all good and nice but does she have killer moves between the sheets? That’s the combination to my credit card number.

  9. WTF

    Where’s a gun-toting lowlife when you need one?

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    Facebook Me
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    She’s holding up to fingers as if she was saying, “you have two guesses where my daughter is at.”

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    Facebook Me
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like the douche “copping a feel” to her non-existant breast is missing a tooth. Fuckin’ hillbilly.

  12. Just a suggestion: don’t have her do any creampie scenes.

  13. Jon Hex

    “Wow, you really know how to choke a cock! Practice much?”

  14. jmee

    Nasty fucking bitch deserves all the bad karma comin her way. Kill your kid, get away wit it then make porn. #winning

  15. That Bastard Tony

    Anyone who wants to see her tortured should HOPE that she does porn, because I’m fairly sure her male co-stars will not go easy on her. For those of you getting your hopes up, keep in mind she is going to be fairly rich from the interviews, book deals and movies of the week… unless our country suddenly develops a moral compass, renounces its capitalist ways and choose to flat out ignore her.

    Yeah right.

    • OJ Simpson didn’t get any post-trial hype because everyone had a bad taste in their mouths about the whole ordeal and rightfully so.

      This girl is not a celebrity that dodged a bullet. She wasn’t culturally relevant (unlike Simpson) before she decided to off her kid and there wasn’t some kind of long standing argument going on in the central Florida area on whether or not she was guilty. In fact, this girl got almost zero play in the mainstream media until they picked it up earlier this year. Why? Nobody cared about all the motions and the pre-trial wrangling that went on for a good two years before the trial started.

      To say that she’s going to go on some extended speaking/appearance tour and make gobs of money doing so its a bit naive. Actually its more than naive, it’s outright nonsensical.

      • rican

        nonsensical is the verdict.

      • Bringbackbabalu

        I love how everyone “knows” she murdered her child so she could go party

        Emotions are nice, but not when you let them control you.

        Personally, I think whatever happened was an accident and she was in denial and she probably wanted to kill herself. People do fucked up things, and maybe she was an abused girl.

        All she needed was someone to keep her warm at night, and teach her whats right. I blame her parents, especially her father. You can take the most rebellious and fucked up girl out there, and all they want deep down is to be a princess. This girl is not different, she made some mistakes and didn’t deal with with things right. But I would bet my life that she didn’t murder her daughter. Hell, maybe the chloroform was for HERSELF.

      • Bbb, we get that the legal burden of proof wasn’t met (circumstantial). But you have to understand too that emotions run a lot higher when the victim is a child. There was a car with the stench of rotting corpse (and hair) in the trunk.. that’s as good a ‘smoking gun’ as OJ’s bloody socks to a reasonable person, and the woman’s out partying while her kid’s missing a month? Sure, we all grieve differently, but fuck me this is a jury that just can’t add one and one.. Sorry but they covered something up here, and may as well have murdered that child for all i care, I hope she/everyone involved hangs themself. Then burn in hell like Carrie.

      • David

        You forget shes white and OJ was black. Might be a bit different for her.

    • @socialcomment

      You are as dumb as you are gay.

      It’s a GUARANTEE that she will have a book deal.
      It’s a GUARANTEE that she will have a made for TV movie.
      It’s a GUARANTEE that she will have numerous appearances on all the talk shows.
      It’s a GUARANTEE that she will have numerous articles spread throughout all the trash magazines and tabloids.

      You obviously forget who you are talking about. This is a self centered, egotistically, narcissistic town whore who murdered her child and tried to get her own family to take the blame.

      She wants one thing and one thing only. She wants all the attention on her. She wants to be center of attention and now she gets to have it along with millions of dollars and fame all because 12 douchebags wanted to go home instead of doing their damn duty and discussing how to fry this bitch.

      The American society is fucked up beyond belief and will openly support this child murdering whore as long as she puts on a show for them.

      Scott Peterson is behind bars on less evidence. But Scott Peterson wasn’t going to be able to sell books and movies either.

      The best thing that could ever happen in this world is those 12 jurors and Casey Anthony to be duct taped and chloroformed and placed inside a trunk until they die. Then we can all go to a bar and get drunk and party and maybe even get a tattoo that says “Bella Vita” since it would be a good life if they were not here.

      • Facebook Me

        +1,000

      • Even if, and it’s a big IF, that kind of stuff gets made it will not be to her benefit. No media outlet of note (read: one’s with deep pockets outside the porno industry) will willingly attach their name to anything this woman does, or wants to say, or whatever..

        I hate to bring him up again but they tried this with that whole OJ “If I did it” tragedy and in the end, even 15 years after the deed, they decided it would be better to let sleeping dogs lie.

        We’re going to have to agree to disagree here because I think you may be attributing the era of instant celebrity to the wrong factors…mainly, that most of the dirtbags on television, like say the Kardashians, were not a mistake. It may have been borne of a mistake (fucking and getting peed on, on camera) but the fact that their family was already pretty notable in the Hollywood scene didn’t hurt the hype machine being in overdrive. Same thing happened with Paris Hilton. There’s more than a handful of other social register type broads out there that have quite the reputation here in the northeast, but they don’t become insta-famous due to those antics.

        And so on.

      • cheeri-o

        not worth being reviled for the rest of your life.. I will be the first to call her a filthy, hideous, selfish whore.. i hope everyone else does the same.

      • D-chi

        I’m not saying your last paragraph was a work of art…. but I’m not denying it.

    • That Bastard Tony

      @Bringbackbabalu. Even if it were possible that the death of her child were an accident or mistake, you have to admit that is a pretty big fucking mistake. We all have made mistake and we all have issues (I have names for mine), but as adults we CANNOT use any of that as excuses for a child that is in our care dying. I see parents out in public all the time doing a piss poor job of watching over their young children, allowing them to dart out into the street at 2 years old and then cursing out the motorist that hits them. If Casey’s daughter died as the result of neglectful parenting, then she is just as guilty as she would have been if she flat out murdered her.

    • That Bastard Tony

      I’m in Chicago poo where cabbies will hit your ass and keep going. There’s a stage fatality in the new Mortal Kombat that is pretty accurate to that fact.

      If it makes you feel better (and to be a little more accurate), substitute “car” with “bicycle” and you’ll have a more clearer picture.

    • General Disarray

      @Bringbackbabalu What’s really troubling is that, yes, the prosecution could not prove 1st degree murder but the judge offered the jury the option of choosing a lesser charge. They could have chosen 2nd degree or 3rd degree but they didn’t do that. Esentially saying that she had NOTHING to do with her child’s death nor was there any form of neglect. Is she a doctor? Did she absolutely know her child was dead (if you’re buying the drowning story)? If you don’t call the paramedics after you find your child in a situation like this it would be neglect or abuse. The prosecution did not have to prove, without a doubt, that she was guilty. Just without a “reasonable” doubt. And I think they did that. Hell, Casey’s behavior alone was proof of neglect at the least. And how can you be found guilty of lying about everything having to do with a murder investigation but not guilty of anything to do with the murder?
      The system failed or the jurors failed. I have no emotional attachment to the case but I can see that this was not justice.

      • D-chi

        EXACTLY! Even if you didn’t 100% buy the murder/manslaughter story, then at least you can get her on neglect or abuse.

        THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES US FLORIDIANS. (In Miami, we would’ve made sure she got the sentence she deserved.)

  16. Josephus

    I stand by my previous comment from yesterday.

    Josephus: Porn Oracle. I like the sound of that.

  17. Cock Dr

    From those photos the murderess looks as if she may have some talent for skeevy on-camera acts.

  18. Jill

    I see a new season premiere episode for Dexter. That’s his thing right? Killing killers? Highest ratings ever!

  19. Disco Dave

    Where’s the Mob when you actually need it?

  20. Bringbackbabalu

    I dont even like porn, but for some reason I want to see this chick naked.

  21. Venom

    Vivid and Steve Hirsh are truly some lowlife sick fucking bastards.

    • That Bastard Tony

      I don’t see how he could’ve made the comment about helping her “make the transition into a new life” with a straight face. I know Hollywood is exploitative but at least be honest about your intentions Steve.

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    Jon Hex
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    She was on Jersey Shore? No wonder she wasn’t convicted.

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    Josephus
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    Apparently tattoos aren’t the only thing you can trade for Ohio State gear…

  24. the old guy

    Just to nit-pick: She was not found “innocent.” She was found “Not Guilty”.

    There is a difference.

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    Hank E Ring
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    I’d watch it.

  26. Gary L.

    Looks like a crack blunt she puffin on there. WHORE!

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    Hank E Ring
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    Wearing that Ohio State jersey… she is totally trying to seduce me.

  28. BusterBluth

    please stop posting things about her. as hilarious as yesterdays post/poll was, she doesn’t deserve the publicity! I think this is the only time I would agree late term abortion is okay. Are you hearing me Cindy??

  29. grobpilot

    This woman isn’t going to need a job for a very long time. Already the talk-show offers, magazine interviews and rights to the movie are being developed and the money will be coming in any time now…….

  30. Deacon Jones

    Crazy what 3 years in prison does to your looks, huh?

    She’s got such purple bags under her eyes now you can hardly recognize her.

    That being said, she’ll def. do a porno once her stipends run out from appearing on every talk show there is.

    And as fucked up as she is, I think I would still watch it. If Vivid signs her early, they’ll have one of the biggest deals they’ve ever had IMO.

  31. Elle

    I for one like her. She brings new meaning to the phrase “My mom is going to kill me”…also, she has a killer personality, and is totally drop dead pretty. She’d drown you with love…i could go on forever.

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    atotalcad
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    nice duckface

  33. Richard McBeef

    She should get the death penalty just for the duck faces in those pics.

  34. Johnny Cochran's Tumor

    I approve.

  35. Johnny Cochran's Tumor

    If they acquit, show us some tit!

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    Nik
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    Get her into porn and hopefully she will contract lots of STD’s and suffer for the rest of her life.

  37. brian

    of course

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    RoBBiLiCiOuS
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    what a DISGUSTING excuse for a woman! i hope they give her the “child abuser/murderer/molestor/rapist” treatment!!!!!

  39. Rebelminion

    In the name of all things Holy, can these idiots just STOP PUCKERING all the damn time? I mean really.

  40. Kamrynne

    NO matter how hard she tries to reinvent herself she will always be known as a child killer.porn will be the only option she has to make a paycheck she will never be employable to a respectful company ..I truly hope this pathological lying bitch lives a life of pure HELL and ETERNAL Misery !!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Deacon Jones

      Tell me about your childhood.

    • All the chick has is porn. No job will want her. Guys will hook up with her to bang the shit out of her and leave her where they drop their load. Will I watch? EVERY GUY will watch it just for at least the curiosity sake because every guy battled with themselves during this trial with the same thought: “Yeah, what she did was horrible but not horrible enough that I wouldn’t fuck her.”

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    Blonde
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    Cheers to whoever kills her off first.

  42. Carrie

    Countdown to an appearance on Celebrity Rehab in 3. . .2. . .1. . .

  43. Steelerchick

    Bad mom and a slut!! So I hear from her legal team.
    Who’d a thought

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    Steelerchick
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    This is her new partner in porn!! Is anyone turned on yet?

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    buckeyedg
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    So she can wear our jersey and get away with murder?!?!

    Forget the sweater vest.. Tressel should have been wearing a damn jersey this whole time!!!

    Maybe he’ll get a vivid entertainment deal with her… he’s not easily employable these days either!

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    baron of all media
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    Listen, I’m not saying that the kid deserved to die. Lord knows she didn’t. But if the kid died so that some chick could go whoring around in whorish outfits such as this one, at least the whoring around is being done by a chick who makes my penis want to stab the back of her throat.

  47. Cardinal Fang

    Can we riot over this? I’m an angry white guy just looking to turn over a couple of garbage cans for no reason.

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    GuidotheRed
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    mmm…smoka da baby arm

  49. TomFrank

    Maybe when O.J. gets out, they can make “Mandingo II” together.

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