In their defense, duck lips = puts out. That’s just smart investing. Via ABC News:
The donations have increased since Anthony was acquitted in the death of her 2-year-old daughter Caylee last week, the records show.
As of today, Anthony has $472.18 in her bank account, nearly $200 more than what was in her account the day she received the verdict. One stranger donated $100 this week.
The average balance in an Orange County jail inmate’s account is $36.30.
The donors range in age from men as young as 19, to middle aged women, and to men in their late fifties. Some are bankers and others have criminal pasts including charges of aggravated assault and sex offenses. The donations have come from across the country and from Canada. Some donors have deposited multiple money orders over the past few months.
One donor even offered Anthony a place to stay when she leaves jail on Sunday.
And that donor’s name is David Copperfield. “Are you comfortable, Casey? We should be at my private island soon. Now, just out of curiosity, when you chloroformed your daughter to death, did you build up a tolerance that requires more than a normal dose? It’s a hobby of mine, that’s simply why I ask, ahahaha! Wait, are you texting that 19-year-old who sent you $20? You shall rue the day, Franky DeMarco!” *wraps cloak around body and vanishes*