Casey Anthony Ready To Start A New Life Wearing Disguises With a Fake Name

July 13th, 2011 // 108 Comments

When Casey Anthony gets out of jail on the 17th, she’s about to be exposed to an entire country wanting her dead even though it’s pretty obvious a higher power had it out for Caylee. But as clever as she is a compulsive liar, Casey plans to become a master of disguise, according to the Chicago Sun-Times:

The mother of the slain Caylee reportedly is considering various disguises she can easily employ — to realistically alter her appearance. “There even have been discussions about cosmetic surgery, but Casey has rejected that out of hand,” said the Anthony insider, who says she believes “Casey really does not completely understand the depth of hatred out there.
“She’s fully aware of the various death threats, of course, but she thinks that’s isolated to relatively few nutcases,” added the source, who is deeply worried about Anthony’s well-being.

She also plans to live under an assumed identity, so out of concern for public safety, The Superficial has compiled a rogues gallery of potential disguises that you’re going to want to avoid unless your toddler is really pissing you off. I’m talking just – URGH! – this fucking kid.

Photos: Facebook, Getty

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  1. Casey Anthony Disguises Bin Laden Megan Fox Mustache Glasses
    maeby
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    LOL holy shit that’s good stuff.

  2. Please God…..run over her ass with a dump truck the moment she steps outside.

  3. Casey Anthony Disguises Bin Laden Megan Fox Mustache Glasses
    Cock Dr
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    Big smooch for PhotoBoy.

  4. Come_Honor_Face

    Don’t worry guys, Casey Anthony will eventually go to jail for stealing back her sports memorabilia at gunpoint. Let’s just ride this out.

  5. Crotch Shadow

    It’s amazing how inflamed people are about a crime that happens literally every day in the U.S.

    • Fundamentals of roughing

      I don’t understand either. Are they enraged because of the child or they think she got a way with murder? How old was the kid 4, 5? 14 more years they wouldve stop pretending to care….

      • southern belle-ish

        2.5 years old. People are upset cause she got away with everything. Mainly, Child Neglect/ endangerment. Which is linked to the lying. So if she was guilty of lying, she should have been guilty for Child Neglect as well.

    • me

      It’s all about whatever the media decides to sensationalize, folks eat it up and get all worked up. You’re right, cases like these happen all the time and they typically become just another headline, if that. Where I’m at, a kid got his head slammed into the concrete floor and died because he pooped his pants, but that didn’t go national. Producers sit around a table with stories and decide what’s going to be hype.

      • butt juice

        That story went national.And she went to jail for that. Casey Anthony didn’t get convicted (clearly). The case was publicized, and the reaction would have been the same had it been any other child. It sheds light on horrible crimes against kids. People are understandably outraged she got away with murdering her baby — it tugs on ya little heart strings!

      • Sais

        The producers clearly thought it through, me. “He pooped his pants? He deserved it. Next!”

    • cj

      It’s because the family had money. This happens with all the time to normal people who can’t buy high end lawyers and media coverage

    • mike

      I think they should execute the loser bitch and throw her pedophile father to the gorillas.

  6. Brooke

    Well, once she finds out not even porn wanted her, she’ll probably kill herself anyway. Because really, there’s nothing left but donating your dead body to science.

    • Facebook Me

      In her case anything to make a buck considering she dropped out of high school and is Casey Fucking Anthony, “Mom of the Year.” Where’s the party at?!?

  7. Casey Anthony Disguises Bin Laden Megan Fox Mustache Glasses
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    Cheer up, friend! When we get home, a high-quality prosthesis will have you looking good as new!

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    nadia
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    LMAO

  9. maybe if she *claims* in her twitter that she now 100% looks kim kardashian, we’d get some entertainment hearing about all the cars suddenly jumping curbs in calabassas..

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    Gunther
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    Lol nice’n Fish

  11. Casey Anthony Disguises Bin Laden Megan Fox Mustache Glasses
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    She’d get the better return out of this one, what with the bucket of parts and all.

  12. Casey Anthony Disguises Bin Laden Megan Fox Mustache Glasses
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    As a duck? Get real, Fish.

  13. TomFrank

    “I’m-going-to-be-a-master-of-disguise! I’m-going-to-be-a-master-of-disguise!”

  14. Casey Anthony Disguises Bin Laden Megan Fox Mustache Glasses
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    Is this the leader of al Casey?

  15. Not good enough… I’d recognize that shirt anywhere. When she adds some buckteeth and a flapping dickey, then we’ll know she’s serious.

  16. Casey Anthony Disguises Bin Laden Megan Fox Mustache Glasses
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    Hottest Kardashian by far.

  17. scott

    everyone recognizes her because of her horse teeth, she wont go unnoticed.

  18. Art Linkletter

    One more pic of Teen Mom Farrah, eh?

  19. Casey Anthony Disguises Bin Laden Megan Fox Mustache Glasses
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    I’d watch that in a porno. Like who hasn’t stuck their dick in the pooper compartment where Mr. Potato head stores his gear?

  20. Casey Anthony Disguises Bin Laden Megan Fox Mustache Glasses
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    If she’s looking for a fake name, perhaps she can use the one from her rescinded porn offer. I mean what’s the point of wasting a name like Babykiller McFucksalot?

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    Mandi
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    The laugh I let out at this one got me some weird looks at work.

  22. satbeachbill

    She’s not getting out til Sunday the 17th.

  23. Casey Anthony Disguises Bin Laden Megan Fox Mustache Glasses
    kimmykimkim
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    Holy shit this picture is quite possibly the best photo I’ve ever seen.

  24. I’d give her some of my kids to kill. In her mouth. By swallowing them.

  25. She can stay with me I guess.

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    Carrie
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    My favorite.

  27. I think it’d be hilarious if she went to the trouble of changing her name and trying to be anonymous…the media would track her down in no time, every time.

    How hard would it be to find the chick who parties like a rock star but doesn’t make eye contact, and has a trunk that smells like roadkill?

  28. zomgwtfroflcopter

    This is the funniest post I’ve seen in a LOOONG time. Love the artwork.

  29. Facebook Me

    Lets hope her naivety gets the best of her. She does live in a delusional world, far from reality. Then justice will be served once she gets out. She’ll wish she was back in jail where it was “safe.”

    • Fletch

      Agreed

      • tromba

        “Then justice will be served once she gets out.” No. Justice is served in a court of law in this country. What will happen will be the same “justice” imposed by the KKK, the Moral Majority and the Westboro Baptist Church in this country and the SS in Germany and the KGB in the Soviet Union.

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    TomFrank
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    “I had to spend last night in the box. It was cold and dark, nothing but sand and Lincoln Logs.”

    (I don’t think those were Lincoln Logs.)

  31. Casey Anthony Disguises Bin Laden Megan Fox Mustache Glasses
    your mom
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    Wait… wont this put Megan Fox in danger? Well played, Fish.

  32. Disco Dave

    If “isolated nutjobs” = at least half of America wanting her dead, guess she’s right on with the estimates.

    Over/under 2 years on reading reports of her slumped over the wheel, shot to death in some random mall parking lot in Florida. For whatever reason, this case *really* pissed a lot of people off.

  33. Deacon Jones

    So does this give me permission to test out various peepholes across the Tampa area? I guess, judging by these insider pics, if I feel stubble, there’s a possibility it’s her….

  34. Casey Anthony Disguises Bin Laden Megan Fox Mustache Glasses
    Facebook Me
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    Wrong. Just plain wrong. How could you do this to Megan?

  35. Just a California Guy

    She was found not Guilty.
    There is no proof that the Kid was murdered.
    There was no proof that the Kid died while she had control.
    For all we know the Grand Parents were watching the Kid when she drowned, and as messed up as Casey is they convinced her the Kid died while she was watching it.
    Hell, maybe Nancy Grace held the Kid under water to boost her ratings. Now that Nancy Grace bitch has the look of a killer in my opinion.
    Just Saying

    • Deacon Jones

      Oh, right.

      I guess that’s why she made up the whole story about the “babysitter” that didnt exist and lied to the cops about where she lived and worked.

      Because that’s what I would do if my kid was missing.

    • Hmmm

      What if, what if, what if- I know California sun bleaches the brains out of people, but here in reality K.I.S.S.

      Keep It Simple Stupid.

      She had her she lied time after time after time- And if if was an accident- why would she have sat her ass in jail for three years?

      She would have got maybe 6months for neglect.

    • Well, to be more accurate the prosecution failed to prove her doubt beyond a reasonable doubt. Very, very different from innocent. Besides, that just means she can’t go to jail, not that we can’t all shun her.

    • General Disarray

      You wanna let her babysit any kids you’re related to?

    • Allison Wunderlan

      “Not Guilty” is NOT the same thing as innocent.

      Get real. She WANTED that body to decay before it was found so that any evidence would be compromised.

      Now every state has to go and make it a felony that you know your own kid is missing and not report it. They have to make it a law because innocent people don’t fail to report missing children. It never occured to anyone until this cunt pulled this stunt that you would actually have to create a law concerning this issue. Are you comprehending?

    • Venom

      You are a fucking idiot.
      I guess the two year old killed herself and then dragged her own body to the swamp and put duct tape over her own mouth.
      You can’t be fucking serious.

      • Sugar

        Makes sense to me. Noone as good looking as this girl could be evil. It’s always the fat ugly ones. Every time.

    • ana

      yo, cali, heres my two cents: the baby girl was the product of a fucking family incest, and she is not the only one guilty there.
      ask her mom!

  36. PoorMaryKelly

    I hope her father drowns her nasty ass in the pool and throws her in the swamp to be with her own kind. Slithery snakes!

  37. She’ll be successful, look up Karla Holmolka (and she was found guilty!)

  38. Casey Anthony Disguises Bin Laden Megan Fox Mustache Glasses
    Hmmm
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    She fucking wishes she looked that good- even with the stupid face & botox.

  39. TVisme

    This site is no good anymore : (

  40. Casey Anthony Disguises Bin Laden Megan Fox Mustache Glasses
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    This is why we can’t try terrorists in civilian courts.

  41. Jack Ketch

    No worries, she will be the pariah of the century for what she’s done. Her life will be living hell, and rightfully so. There was a great comment on here last week about thism “calm down, everybody, Dexter lives in Florida.” lol

  42. Casey Anthony Disguises Bin Laden Megan Fox Mustache Glasses
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    These are so funny

  43. Casey Anthony Disguises Bin Laden Megan Fox Mustache Glasses
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    Oh my god I’m laughing so hard right now.

  44. me

    oh come on, nobody is going to take revenge.
    we’ll never fucking revolt on anyone or anything.

    y’all forget we live in a country that can be taken hostage with box cutters, Michael Jackson can molest little boys and still be hailed, our President can sleep with whoever and wherever the fuck he wants, folks will pay money to watch Charlie Sheen kill himself, shows about rich housewives rule the airwaves…..

    . If we can have a president that will ship out the members of the BinLaden family by airplane when all flights were grounded and before anyone took claim for 9/11, and nobody did anything about Homeboy, Casey Anthony will be just fine. We live in a country that we sit around and wait for somebody else to do the work, nobody is going to kill Casey Anthony. We’re too dumb and lazy like that.

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    Virgodoll
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    Even Osama is tossing in hell

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    doodles
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    Adding Mr. Potato Head’s ears were not necessary. Bitch all ready has ears that stick out like that.

  47. JohnS

    There’s a blonde wig/Hannah Montana/Billy Ray Cyrus incest joke in this somewhere. Anyone want to help me flesh it out?

  48. Fundamentals of roughing

    2.5? That kid’s cranium was still as soft as a jar of gerber, which means Casey hardly knew her, with all the partying and such. Nevertheless, she’ll give birth again and this time shell do it right by being a more attentive mother. Isn’t second chance is what life is all about?

  49. Fundamentals of roughing

    That was a reply to southern bell…wtf

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    Ruth
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    You hired GW to do the photoshopping, right?

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