When Casey Anthony gets out of jail on the 17th, she’s about to be exposed to an entire country wanting her dead even though it’s pretty obvious a higher power had it out for Caylee. But as clever as she is a compulsive liar, Casey plans to become a master of disguise, according to the Chicago Sun-Times:
The mother of the slain Caylee reportedly is considering various disguises she can easily employ — to realistically alter her appearance. “There even have been discussions about cosmetic surgery, but Casey has rejected that out of hand,” said the Anthony insider, who says she believes “Casey really does not completely understand the depth of hatred out there.
“She’s fully aware of the various death threats, of course, but she thinks that’s isolated to relatively few nutcases,” added the source, who is deeply worried about Anthony’s well-being.
She also plans to live under an assumed identity, so out of concern for public safety, The Superficial has compiled a rogues gallery of potential disguises that you’re going to want to avoid unless your toddler is really pissing you off. I’m talking just – URGH! – this fucking kid.
Photos: Facebook, Getty
NunyoBidnez | July 13, 2011 at 2:43 pm
Please God…..run over her ass with a dump truck the moment she steps outside.
HEY HICK FUCK YOU! | July 13, 2011 at 2:47 pm
No way! God would never let that happen. He probably would ressurrect Caylee so he can run HER over with a dumptruck. That sky God is such a gas!
ana | July 13, 2011 at 6:13 pm
soon
Come_Honor_Face | July 13, 2011 at 2:45 pm
Don’t worry guys, Casey Anthony will eventually go to jail for stealing back her sports memorabilia at gunpoint. Let’s just ride this out.
me | July 13, 2011 at 7:00 pm
I see what you did there.
JohnS | July 13, 2011 at 7:46 pm
Yeah. We follow Seth MacFarlane on twitter too. Be original or at least attribute the quote you jacked from someone else.
Brooke | July 13, 2011 at 8:39 pm
Dude, ripping off MacFarlane, Hack of the Century? He probably ripped it off from someone else anyway.
Iveski | July 14, 2011 at 10:04 am
There hasn’t been an original idea in entertainment in at least 200 years.
Crotch Shadow | July 13, 2011 at 2:45 pm
It’s amazing how inflamed people are about a crime that happens literally every day in the U.S.
Fundamentals of roughing | July 13, 2011 at 2:50 pm
I don’t understand either. Are they enraged because of the child or they think she got a way with murder? How old was the kid 4, 5? 14 more years they wouldve stop pretending to care….
southern belle-ish | July 13, 2011 at 3:29 pm
2.5 years old. People are upset cause she got away with everything. Mainly, Child Neglect/ endangerment. Which is linked to the lying. So if she was guilty of lying, she should have been guilty for Child Neglect as well.
me | July 13, 2011 at 6:45 pm
It’s all about whatever the media decides to sensationalize, folks eat it up and get all worked up. You’re right, cases like these happen all the time and they typically become just another headline, if that. Where I’m at, a kid got his head slammed into the concrete floor and died because he pooped his pants, but that didn’t go national. Producers sit around a table with stories and decide what’s going to be hype.
butt juice | July 14, 2011 at 6:44 pm
That story went national.And she went to jail for that. Casey Anthony didn’t get convicted (clearly). The case was publicized, and the reaction would have been the same had it been any other child. It sheds light on horrible crimes against kids. People are understandably outraged she got away with murdering her baby — it tugs on ya little heart strings!
Sais | July 14, 2011 at 6:48 pm
The producers clearly thought it through, me. “He pooped his pants? He deserved it. Next!”
cj | July 20, 2011 at 12:53 pm
It’s because the family had money. This happens with all the time to normal people who can’t buy high end lawyers and media coverage
mike | July 28, 2011 at 6:18 pm
I think they should execute the loser bitch and throw her pedophile father to the gorillas.
Brooke | July 13, 2011 at 2:46 pm
Well, once she finds out not even porn wanted her, she’ll probably kill herself anyway. Because really, there’s nothing left but donating your dead body to science.
Facebook Me | July 13, 2011 at 3:22 pm
In her case anything to make a buck considering she dropped out of high school and is Casey Fucking Anthony, “Mom of the Year.” Where’s the party at?!?
dudeatdudedotdude | July 13, 2011 at 2:50 pm
maybe if she *claims* in her twitter that she now 100% looks kim kardashian, we’d get some entertainment hearing about all the cars suddenly jumping curbs in calabassas..
TomFrank | July 13, 2011 at 2:54 pm
“I’m-going-to-be-a-master-of-disguise! I’m-going-to-be-a-master-of-disguise!”
me | July 13, 2011 at 6:45 pm
turtle turtle.
The Postman | July 14, 2011 at 10:01 am
Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club!?
Iveski | July 13, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Not good enough… I’d recognize that shirt anywhere. When she adds some buckteeth and a flapping dickey, then we’ll know she’s serious.
scott | July 13, 2011 at 2:58 pm
everyone recognizes her because of her horse teeth, she wont go unnoticed.
Art Linkletter | July 13, 2011 at 3:05 pm
One more pic of Teen Mom Farrah, eh?
satbeachbill | July 13, 2011 at 3:16 pm
She’s not getting out til Sunday the 17th.
Facebook Me | July 13, 2011 at 3:24 pm
Fish, get it right! It is the 17th!
Ultraman | July 13, 2011 at 3:18 pm
I’d give her some of my kids to kill. In her mouth. By swallowing them.
The Postman | July 14, 2011 at 10:02 am
YES!!!
ad naseum | July 13, 2011 at 3:20 pm
She can stay with me I guess.
McFeely Smackup | July 13, 2011 at 3:26 pm
I think it’d be hilarious if she went to the trouble of changing her name and trying to be anonymous…the media would track her down in no time, every time.
How hard would it be to find the chick who parties like a rock star but doesn’t make eye contact, and has a trunk that smells like roadkill?
butt juice | July 14, 2011 at 6:46 pm
That sad chimp-face is recognizable anywhere. Look out Casey, we gon find you.
D-chi | July 23, 2011 at 2:50 am
So you can run and tell that.
zomgwtfroflcopter | July 13, 2011 at 3:27 pm
This is the funniest post I’ve seen in a LOOONG time. Love the artwork.
me | July 13, 2011 at 7:01 pm
agree!
Facebook Me | July 13, 2011 at 3:28 pm
Lets hope her naivety gets the best of her. She does live in a delusional world, far from reality. Then justice will be served once she gets out. She’ll wish she was back in jail where it was “safe.”
Fletch | July 13, 2011 at 3:30 pm
Agreed
tromba | July 13, 2011 at 11:43 pm
“Then justice will be served once she gets out.” No. Justice is served in a court of law in this country. What will happen will be the same “justice” imposed by the KKK, the Moral Majority and the Westboro Baptist Church in this country and the SS in Germany and the KGB in the Soviet Union.
Disco Dave | July 13, 2011 at 3:45 pm
If “isolated nutjobs” = at least half of America wanting her dead, guess she’s right on with the estimates.
Over/under 2 years on reading reports of her slumped over the wheel, shot to death in some random mall parking lot in Florida. For whatever reason, this case *really* pissed a lot of people off.
Deacon Jones | July 13, 2011 at 3:46 pm
So does this give me permission to test out various peepholes across the Tampa area? I guess, judging by these insider pics, if I feel stubble, there’s a possibility it’s her….
Just a California Guy | July 13, 2011 at 3:57 pm
She was found not Guilty.
There is no proof that the Kid was murdered.
There was no proof that the Kid died while she had control.
For all we know the Grand Parents were watching the Kid when she drowned, and as messed up as Casey is they convinced her the Kid died while she was watching it.
Hell, maybe Nancy Grace held the Kid under water to boost her ratings. Now that Nancy Grace bitch has the look of a killer in my opinion.
Just Saying
Deacon Jones | July 13, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Oh, right.
I guess that’s why she made up the whole story about the “babysitter” that didnt exist and lied to the cops about where she lived and worked.
Because that’s what I would do if my kid was missing.
Hmmm | July 13, 2011 at 4:18 pm
What if, what if, what if- I know California sun bleaches the brains out of people, but here in reality K.I.S.S.
Keep It Simple Stupid.
She had her she lied time after time after time- And if if was an accident- why would she have sat her ass in jail for three years?
She would have got maybe 6months for neglect.
It had to be said | July 13, 2011 at 4:19 pm
Well, to be more accurate the prosecution failed to prove her doubt beyond a reasonable doubt. Very, very different from innocent. Besides, that just means she can’t go to jail, not that we can’t all shun her.
General Disarray | July 13, 2011 at 4:56 pm
You wanna let her babysit any kids you’re related to?
Allison Wunderlan | July 13, 2011 at 5:21 pm
“Not Guilty” is NOT the same thing as innocent.
Get real. She WANTED that body to decay before it was found so that any evidence would be compromised.
Now every state has to go and make it a felony that you know your own kid is missing and not report it. They have to make it a law because innocent people don’t fail to report missing children. It never occured to anyone until this cunt pulled this stunt that you would actually have to create a law concerning this issue. Are you comprehending?
Venom | July 13, 2011 at 5:57 pm
You are a fucking idiot.
I guess the two year old killed herself and then dragged her own body to the swamp and put duct tape over her own mouth.
You can’t be fucking serious.
Sugar | July 13, 2011 at 10:40 pm
Makes sense to me. Noone as good looking as this girl could be evil. It’s always the fat ugly ones. Every time.
ana | July 14, 2011 at 4:32 am
yo, cali, heres my two cents: the baby girl was the product of a fucking family incest, and she is not the only one guilty there.
ask her mom!
PoorMaryKelly | July 13, 2011 at 4:12 pm
I hope her father drowns her nasty ass in the pool and throws her in the swamp to be with her own kind. Slithery snakes!
Big Jim Slade | July 13, 2011 at 4:14 pm
She’ll be successful, look up Karla Holmolka (and she was found guilty!)
TomFrank | July 13, 2011 at 4:32 pm
I don’t think Canada is as vengeful a society as we are in the U.S.
doodles | July 13, 2011 at 7:23 pm
We ran Karla out of our town years ago. Psycho bitches ain’t wanted here.
Stupid | July 13, 2011 at 8:57 pm
Ya, I thought the moment that Karla was released she’d be killed. No such luck. Now the bitch is living free somewhere in the Bahamas.
butt juice | July 14, 2011 at 10:01 pm
We got the hicks of the dirty south. Them kind don’t take kindly to baby killers. This bitch should begin writing her will.
TVisme | July 13, 2011 at 4:35 pm
This site is no good anymore : (
Jack Ketch | July 13, 2011 at 5:04 pm
No worries, she will be the pariah of the century for what she’s done. Her life will be living hell, and rightfully so. There was a great comment on here last week about thism “calm down, everybody, Dexter lives in Florida.” lol
me | July 13, 2011 at 6:58 pm
oh come on, nobody is going to take revenge.
we’ll never fucking revolt on anyone or anything.
y’all forget we live in a country that can be taken hostage with box cutters, Michael Jackson can molest little boys and still be hailed, our President can sleep with whoever and wherever the fuck he wants, folks will pay money to watch Charlie Sheen kill himself, shows about rich housewives rule the airwaves…..
. If we can have a president that will ship out the members of the BinLaden family by airplane when all flights were grounded and before anyone took claim for 9/11, and nobody did anything about Homeboy, Casey Anthony will be just fine. We live in a country that we sit around and wait for somebody else to do the work, nobody is going to kill Casey Anthony. We’re too dumb and lazy like that.
me | July 13, 2011 at 7:02 pm
sorry, I meant compassionate and mind our own business.
doodles | July 13, 2011 at 7:25 pm
Someone will. Mark my words, Me – someone will.
ana | July 14, 2011 at 4:34 am
me, youre right, but in this particular case i agree more with doodles. it is possible that someone will try.
TomFrank | July 14, 2011 at 12:14 am
Wait, what is this Charlie Sheen suicide pay-per-view of which you speak?
JohnS | July 13, 2011 at 7:45 pm
There’s a blonde wig/Hannah Montana/Billy Ray Cyrus incest joke in this somewhere. Anyone want to help me flesh it out?
Fundamentals of roughing | July 13, 2011 at 7:52 pm
2.5? That kid’s cranium was still as soft as a jar of gerber, which means Casey hardly knew her, with all the partying and such. Nevertheless, she’ll give birth again and this time shell do it right by being a more attentive mother. Isn’t second chance is what life is all about?
Fundamentals of roughing | July 13, 2011 at 7:55 pm
That was a reply to southern bell…wtf
KOOLGUY | July 13, 2011 at 8:02 pm
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cc | July 13, 2011 at 8:56 pm
Why not conceal herself under a tombstone?
the captain | July 13, 2011 at 10:29 pm
maybe it’s wise to move to hawaii or something?
ana | July 14, 2011 at 4:35 am
yeah, anthony’s family is not poor? of course. she will live the good life on a beach. fuck that shit.
Fundamentals of roughing | July 14, 2011 at 9:16 am
♪ Has anybody seeeeeeen ma babyyyyyyyyy♪
Any doubt the rolling stones the best rock and roll band of all time?
Hey don’t get any ideas please. I’m in no mood for controversies this morning.
tayker | July 14, 2011 at 12:17 pm
Let’s not bullshit, we know she’s going to be the next reality TV star when she gets out.
DoorLocks | July 14, 2011 at 6:46 pm
Fuck this country, I’m out.
annabell | July 15, 2011 at 3:17 am
Saying that a “higher power” had it in for that little girl is just wrong!!! Some people are just evil like Casey Anthony and unfortunately she murdered her innocent toddler, that’s not god its the devil and befor everybody jumps on the damn band wagon its ignorant to believe in one and not the other. You should be ashmed to have even said god had it out for that child!!!
boldbearings | July 20, 2011 at 8:10 am
I think she should wear her own face, and destroy anyone who gets in her face. Her martial arts is probably unrivaled after so much time in women’s prison.
cary | July 20, 2011 at 10:56 am
yes
mike | July 28, 2011 at 6:18 pm
I think they should execute the bitch and throw her father who is a pedophile to the gorillas.
mike | July 28, 2011 at 6:20 pm
one dysfunctional family.I hate child killers.lets give the fucking whore a blanket party.