Carson Daly is still alive and a complete tool

November 28th, 2007 // 70 Comments
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Carson Daly is resuming production of his show Last Call with Carson Daly despite the current writers strike. Carson, who is not a member of the Writers Guild, will be the first late-night host to cross the picket line, according to People:

All of the late-night talk shows have been in reruns in solidarity with their writers, who went on strike Nov. 5. Contract talks between the writers and producers resumed Monday.

If Carson Daly wanted to remind people he exists, mission accomplished. I had completely forgotten about this ass-clown until now which is sort of depressing. It’s like remembering there are still things like cancer and AIDS out there. Fortunately there’s a cure for Carson Daly. It’s called my fist; applied liberally to the face area.


  1. Besides being a taletnless asshole, Carson Daly is a SCAB…. anyone who crosses a picket line, union member or not, is a scab– they are helping management defeat a union effort. Carson is shameless and brainless, and a piece of garbage for crossing a picket line. You either have morals or you don’t.

  2. Noname

    And you obviously don’t….

    Think about everyone that’s out of work because of this dumb strike. The writer’s are not suffering…they make over 200G a year. Everyone’s being greedy…including the writers.

  3. D. Richards (Self hater.)

    Oh, look, Carson has blue eyes. How soft. He’s like a delicate woman. Never attempted any thing resembling masculine. Never worked in his life. Sucked a couple of dicks (just for fun). Fucks women to get back at his own homosexuality. You know.

  4. josselin

    What a stupid boy! But it is so minor conparing to another saying that he join an service sugarmommymeet.com you know it is a rich women seeking sugar babies site and Rhys uploaded some of his nude pictures there.. you can guess what he is doing there..

  5. I can’t even believe that horrible excuse for a loser has writers. WTF?!

  6. bob

    Sadly, I kind of respected him until now. Now he proves that he’s just as much of a tool as everyone else thought he was… good job Carson, you manatee asshole bitch slut!

    I hope lance gives you aids whore!

  7. sidv

    His show has the worst writers. It is painful to watch. Of course Carson Daly lacking any talent or charm doesn’t help. How is this show still on air?

  8. mx

    His show sucks ass.
    How this bitch stays on TV is a complete mystery.

  9. mickATR

    he’s a tool and a SCAB!

    the one thing my mother told me to never-ever do is cross a picket line.

    carsons a tool, a scab, and his show fucking sucks.

  10. TruthHurts

    I don’t like Carson, but GOOD for him for crossing the stupid picket line. Those lazy losers need to get back to work. They’re already way overpaid–especially for what they do. If they don’t want to work, I’ll take their place. I’d like to see them try to work a REAL job.

  11. tony bianco

    Carson Daly is a woman

  12. ShutUP

    This post is absolutely ridiculous!!! Show me a compassionate human being who would choose to put 75 people out of work (and right before the holidays). I am sure if a viable alternative existed he would have gladly pursued it. I for one think he did the right thing, kudos Carson, you seem like a stand-up guy.

  13. yvonne

    fuck he looks like a male denise richards!! lol

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  15. Dave

    LMAO … Writers guild strike.. lmao… Bunch of over paid jackasses who are crying for more money.

    The strike cost the economy of Los Angeles an estimated $1.5 to 2.5 billion.

    Considering the crappy writing these people have put out the last few years i suggest they shut the hell up and bite the bullet.. Too late now .. But seriusly .. Why the hell do they think they deserve a raise when the majority of people in the USA havn’t seen a major pay raise in over 10 years while the cost of living has skyrocketed.

    Money money money money.. who cares if what they write is worth a damn they just want their money.

  16. Andrew

    I typed in Carson Daly is a tool into google and this is the first thing that came up. He is so bad. I don’t care what he does, it only adds to who he is, the biggest tool in the world.

    The only reason I think My Name is Earl is funny is because Earl bases his list and thus his life on something a complete tool said on his late night show that aparently NBC forgot comes on.

    Tonight is a rerun and I can’t sleep so I’m soaking it in. When he does current events and they are 3-4 weeks old and I am thinking, “Hmm, Carson might have picked up an old news paper and no one cares to tell him.”

    If he doesn’t get kicked in the balls everyday it’s because he has enough money to hire bodyguards.

    The only person that is still making fun of the Miss America contestant that butchered the interview portion 2 years ago: Carson Daly. Tool.

  17. i also typed “carson daly is a tool” in google. i guess it’s true

  18. Michael

    I personally find it more pleasurable to masturbate with a fist full of thumb tacks, with motor oil as a lube,then to listen to this ass baby called Carson. Someone please dispose of this delusional, self-entitled douche bag. His mom’s blow jobs can’t last forever.She must come up for air. And then he will die>

  19. Bastard

    Carson is an ass.. Should not even be on TV.

    I would rather watch grass grow, instead of this fool.

    Carson, you are invited to lick my balls.

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