Carrot Top is a monster

August 18th, 2005 // 14 Comments

ctop_workingout.jpgI don’t know why, but this picture of Carrot Top makes me think that he might actually be turning into a carrot. Or at least some sort of vegetable. I’m pretty familiar with muscle structure, and it’s obvious that there’s something very wrong with his face and body. I don’t know what a vegetable would look like if it tried to take human shape, but I think it would be a little something like this. The nipples alone suggest we’re not dealing with homosapien. And the face? My God, the face. Just looking at it makes me fear for the safety of all mankind. Damn you, vegetable people. Damn you to hell!

Thanks to Brenda for the horribly disturbing image.

*Update: Holy mother of God.

14 Comments
  1. arschloch

    fecking bloody ell he is damn ugly

    Dec 15, 2005 at 1:10 pm /  Reply /00
  2. mommy_long_legs

    What’s wrong with his face? Poor guy, he’s melting.

    Dec 16, 2005 at 5:37 am /  Reply /00
  3. melissa666

    Eeeewww, I mean, that guy was NEVER cute at all, but now is like :-s … Damn, wait, WAIT!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!! *faints*

    Dec 29, 2005 at 4:29 am /  Reply /00
  4. seraphym

    Is he made of Play-Doh?

    Dec 30, 2005 at 11:45 am /  Reply /00
  5. EddyG

    The tiny hint of meticulously quaffed crimson pubes peaking out the top of his urban fatigues makes this straight man want to reconsider his lifestyle.
    They are a beacon and I am a ship yearning to be washed up on his rocky shore. Like steroids, I crave to do damage to his manhood.

    Feb 20, 2006 at 3:15 pm /  Reply /00
  6. Kryptor

    Now I think Carrot Top is hot,,,,,don’t ask me why,,,,and now that he is working out and getting extremely buff,,,,,,I would marry him in a heart beat

    Mar 3, 2006 at 2:30 pm /  Reply /00
  7. musings

    It’s called STEROIDS. Look at that jawline!

    Mar 8, 2006 at 5:27 pm /  Reply /00
  8. Devil Is Chrome

    Just — why the eyeliner? Does he think it makes him look better?

    I’m just having a real hard time with these pictures…

    ugh

    Mar 8, 2006 at 5:48 pm /  Reply /00
  9. DaniBoBani

    OMG, the carpet does NOT match the drapes in the second photo…

    Mar 8, 2006 at 5:48 pm /  Reply /00
  10. Olichka

    Roids or not, his body looks damn sexy. I just think he needs to stop the run-on tans and the mascara. I swear yall, he wears more makeup than Pam Anderson.

    Mar 8, 2006 at 5:50 pm /  Reply /00
  11. Olichka

    And another thing, put on some panties man, who wants to see your pubes!

    Mar 8, 2006 at 5:51 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Nasty Nomad

    All those roids, & he’s only curling the 30s?

    My fat, gorilla ass can curl the 55s for a set of 10.

    Mar 9, 2006 at 5:47 am /  Reply /00
  13. QOTD

    WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?

    Mar 10, 2006 at 10:56 pm /  Reply /00
  14. digital camera memory cards

    Carrot Top, as he strutted on Robertson Blvd. yesterday, and the burly redhead gave us the first plane closest we've received – that revealed more than make up for a shopping trip to Paris Hilton.

    Jun 2, 2010 at 7:15 am /  Reply /00

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