Carrot Top is a monster

Superficial / August 18, 2005

ctop_workingout.jpgI don’t know why, but this picture of Carrot Top makes me think that he might actually be turning into a carrot. Or at least some sort of vegetable. I’m pretty familiar with muscle structure, and it’s obvious that there’s something very wrong with his face and body. I don’t know what a vegetable would look like if it tried to take human shape, but I think it would be a little something like this. The nipples alone suggest we’re not dealing with homosapien. And the face? My God, the face. Just looking at it makes me fear for the safety of all mankind. Damn you, vegetable people. Damn you to hell!

Thanks to Brenda for the horribly disturbing image.

*Update: Holy mother of God.