I don’t know why, but this picture of Carrot Top makes me think that he might actually be turning into a carrot. Or at least some sort of vegetable. I’m pretty familiar with muscle structure, and it’s obvious that there’s something very wrong with his face and body. I don’t know what a vegetable would look like if it tried to take human shape, but I think it would be a little something like this. The nipples alone suggest we’re not dealing with homosapien. And the face? My God, the face. Just looking at it makes me fear for the safety of all mankind. Damn you, vegetable people. Damn you to hell!
Thanks to Brenda for the horribly disturbing image.
*Update: Holy mother of God.
arschloch | December 15, 2005 at 1:10 pm
fecking bloody ell he is damn ugly
mommy_long_legs | December 16, 2005 at 5:37 am
What’s wrong with his face? Poor guy, he’s melting.
melissa666 | December 29, 2005 at 4:29 am
Eeeewww, I mean, that guy was NEVER cute at all, but now is like :-s … Damn, wait, WAIT!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!! *faints*
seraphym | December 30, 2005 at 11:45 am
Is he made of Play-Doh?
EddyG | February 20, 2006 at 3:15 pm
The tiny hint of meticulously quaffed crimson pubes peaking out the top of his urban fatigues makes this straight man want to reconsider his lifestyle.
They are a beacon and I am a ship yearning to be washed up on his rocky shore. Like steroids, I crave to do damage to his manhood.
Kryptor | March 3, 2006 at 2:30 pm
Now I think Carrot Top is hot,,,,,don’t ask me why,,,,and now that he is working out and getting extremely buff,,,,,,I would marry him in a heart beat
musings | March 8, 2006 at 5:27 pm
It’s called STEROIDS. Look at that jawline!
Devil Is Chrome | March 8, 2006 at 5:48 pm
Just — why the eyeliner? Does he think it makes him look better?
I’m just having a real hard time with these pictures…
ugh
DaniBoBani | March 8, 2006 at 5:48 pm
OMG, the carpet does NOT match the drapes in the second photo…
Olichka | March 8, 2006 at 5:50 pm
Roids or not, his body looks damn sexy. I just think he needs to stop the run-on tans and the mascara. I swear yall, he wears more makeup than Pam Anderson.
Olichka | March 8, 2006 at 5:51 pm
And another thing, put on some panties man, who wants to see your pubes!
Nasty Nomad | March 9, 2006 at 5:47 am
All those roids, & he’s only curling the 30s?
My fat, gorilla ass can curl the 55s for a set of 10.
QOTD | March 10, 2006 at 10:56 pm
WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?
digital camera memory cards | June 2, 2010 at 7:15 am
Carrot Top, as he strutted on Robertson Blvd. yesterday, and the burly redhead gave us the first plane closest we've received – that revealed more than make up for a shopping trip to Paris Hilton.