I’m not going to pretend I understand what’s going on here. I can’t even gaurantee I’ll remember seeing it in three hours. Most likely my brain will repress it in an attempt to save my mind from whatever horrors it was meant to cause. I suspect the pictures weren’t even taken with a camera, but rather manifested by the thoughts of some girl sitting alone in a room facing the corner. And when you flip her around to see who you’re dealing with you realize she doesn’t have a face.
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YoMamma | October 5, 2006 at 1:32 pm
oh my god
cole007 | October 5, 2006 at 1:32 pm
I can’t believe how bad that is. Jesus have mercy on my memory receptors.
cole007 | October 5, 2006 at 1:33 pm
wait a minute – I think Carrot is a trannie.
YoMamma | October 5, 2006 at 1:34 pm
I was FIRST.
As lame as I thought people were for doing it….it feels pretty good.
YEY ME!
YoMamma | October 5, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Kathy griffins hair look much better straight.
Tracie | October 5, 2006 at 1:35 pm
First, Kathy Griffin dates Joey Fatone of N*Sync, looks like now she’s on to the Carter brothers.
Basheera | October 5, 2006 at 1:36 pm
This is the caption that comes to mind for the first half: “What face would you make if a man were to hit on you?”
Second part: “Look as gay as you can.”
Tracie | October 5, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Oh my God! I can’t believe my mistake. That’s the first time I’ve confused Kathy Griffin with Bette Midler…oops!
Chicagoboy | October 5, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Isn’t this one of the signs of the Apocalyse? You know, Paris Hilton, raining frogs, locusts, Brit-Brit pregnant with the anti-crists, water turning to blood, and this? Or am I thinking of the plagues?
c | October 5, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Too much ugly — I can’t take it. I have to close this window now!
http://popanalysis.blogspot.com
Jacq | October 5, 2006 at 1:46 pm
OMG! I thought I was having a nightmare until I realized I’m awake. And I don’t mean that work is a bitch – I mean that the man formerly known as Carrot Top officially gives me the heebs.
Talk about a firecrotch!
Glossed Over | October 5, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Is Carrot Top wearing eyeliner? I’d look at the picture again, but I don’t think my heart can take it.
http://glossedover.com
Jacq | October 5, 2006 at 1:53 pm
I was going to bed one night and there was some wacky show on TV where hotel security was arresting Carrot Top for causing a distrubance. He offered to pay for the damages, wrote a check and made a getaway. The clerk exclaimed, “It’s a rubber check!” and he was stretching it. Laughed my ass off, seriously. Must have been all of the drugs I was on or something, because the world did not implode when I earnestly laughed at this ass-clown.
Jacq | October 5, 2006 at 1:55 pm
#12 – Because it is bursting with love and adoration?
mYslead | October 5, 2006 at 1:56 pm
add Carrot Top to the videoclip where nick and the younger one fights together and it would have been PURE gold. actually i would have paid to see that.
shell | October 5, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Howie D. is not aging very gracefully
Shaun | October 5, 2006 at 2:08 pm
It’s Carrot Top. What do you expect? Make-up or not, Carter brothers or not.
Understand?
Because I don’t. :D
Ruby | October 5, 2006 at 2:11 pm
@12 Carrot Top had the eyeliner tattooed on. That dude jumped the shark a loooong fucking time ago.
Gives firecrotches a bad name.
TheDarkLady | October 5, 2006 at 2:32 pm
I think the first pic is their “angry face”. Did you know that if you toke a bit and look at these pictures, they aren’t ugly. They’re hysterical.
bigponie | October 5, 2006 at 2:35 pm
fucking queer brothers for the straight guy and carrot top is their first victim.
I’m never gonna eat carrots again.
Guy-Pierre | October 5, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Redheads make me weak in the knees.
Just like seeing Alek in leather!
BriBri | October 5, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Carrot Top looks like a really, really, really bad transexual.
Italian Stallion | October 5, 2006 at 2:42 pm
I’d like to put them all in a “Magic Bullet” and call the creation “Carrot Fag Sorbet”. We could feed it to the homeless in San Fransisco……..
Holy Candy | October 5, 2006 at 2:48 pm
Mmmm… a Carter and Carrot sandwich.
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
http://www.HolyCandy.com
BoognishRising | October 5, 2006 at 2:56 pm
JESUS CHRIST!
Nice eyeliner, sweetie.
I bet that dude could suck-start a vaacum cleaner.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 5, 2006 at 3:07 pm
If I were all of you I would start building the biggest boat you can, and fill that goddamn thing with pairs of animals and plenty fo food.
A photo like this is surely the sign of the apocolypse…..
Aleksandr Q. Dukakis | October 5, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Guy, I have a surprise for you when you get home !!
Hi-eee Ferret… have you seen Wally-kins?
CelebSlam.com | October 5, 2006 at 3:23 pm
This picture will haunt my dreams
http://www.celebslam.com
radio4play | October 5, 2006 at 3:32 pm
FUCK! this is the scariest image I’ve seen in a while. The guy gives me the creeps
HolisticWisdomcom | October 5, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Carrot Top needs to go on that show Extreme Makeover. He looks like a scary clown.
God, I hate clowns and creepy dolls… wait, what was that… I hear something… click, click, click… Chucky?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Pagan Queen | October 5, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Wanna see something REALLY freaky? Go to Carrot Top’s home page and surf through. He looks great from the neck down – in a few pictures his arms are huge…but when you look at the neck up..it is like he is trying to turn into the world’s ugliest woman, a tital currently owned by Michael Jackson.
Pagan Queen | October 5, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Yeesh, supposed to say “A titlal currently owned by Michael Jackson”
Hard to get my keys to stay on the keyboard KNOWING that Carrot Top’s mug is at the top of this page.
Horror of horrors! Samhain is a few days away…guess he is trying to scare off bad energy early!
Pagan Queen | October 5, 2006 at 3:44 pm
*a title – holy cow, dunno what is going on. Must be the migraine meds and then I looked at CT.
Dang!
FrootPie | October 5, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Dear God, can somebody please hold me? The horror…… I can’t take it. I just…… no.
bigponie | October 5, 2006 at 4:17 pm
It really is pipi longstocking on steroids.
mrs.t | October 5, 2006 at 4:19 pm
caption for bottom pic: “Guuuurrrrl, no you dit-ant.”
He reminds me of this girl I went to middle school with….AND her name was Penny, AND she was six feet tall.
duds | October 5, 2006 at 5:09 pm
They are all three has been celebrities starving and doing anything for attention.
Losers!
Danklin | October 5, 2006 at 5:30 pm
Damn, if Nick Carter isnt gay, i’ll eat my own shit. Carrot top is still bent over from Nick savagely tearing that ass up.
Cruzadas | October 5, 2006 at 5:46 pm
damn, those are 3 ugly girls
ApacheRose | October 5, 2006 at 8:13 pm
Everytime I’ve seen Carrot top in the past few years, I always think about the cartoons when Bugs Bunny gets into some weird shit and turns into this huge, hulking mean and retarded rabbit-thing.
Now, it’d be even more perfect if that hulking retarded rabbit were to put on makeup and wear a scrunchy in his hair.
courtkneeyo | October 5, 2006 at 8:25 pm
dude. i have tried to figure out how old carrot top really is. trust me it is really hard to find out. my friends dad told me he went to school with him years ago. that would make him about 55.. wouldn’t that be crazy if he really was that age. oh and by the way. they look like shit in this photo
jesusjuice | October 5, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Looke like Aaron might have gotten ahold of some proactive to clear up his pockmarks. I guess I just don’t respect him.
DonTheMine | October 5, 2006 at 9:33 pm
Good Christ! When did Emperor Palpatine start hanging out with transvestites and the gay N’Sync guy?
Beastiephile | October 5, 2006 at 9:52 pm
Wow, that’s Nick Carter? He looks…different. That’s a nice light fixture in the background. And is that, some sort of shelf?
Please excuse me. I’m trying my best to look at anything but that red thing in the middle. I’m going to sleep soon and I don’t want to give myself bad dreams.
Piglet | October 5, 2006 at 10:20 pm
Many times while working in Orlando, I ran into him. I often wondered if he was in drag b/c he looked much like he does in your photos.
To each his own I suppose.
cayana | October 6, 2006 at 12:41 am
Oh I think I know exactly what’s going on there.
And it involves a large bottle of lubricant.
DrunkBlogger | October 6, 2006 at 1:30 am
Damn it.
MsMonipenni | October 6, 2006 at 2:10 am
In a weeks time I can just see how this scene will play out…Nick will be awoken by his brother dancing around like a retard…a fight will break out because Aaron doesn’t respect Nick. After a “Punch up” behind closed doors Nick will start screaming…”You know what this guy did, I break up with Carrot, he takes her out gives her red roses and then poses with her in the backseat of my car! And then he leaves the photograph so I’ll see it…”
RichPort | October 6, 2006 at 6:06 am
I wonder how much time CarrotTop spends in the mirror making kissy faces at himself? I remember when he was a tedious, moderately funny comedian. Now he’s a Maybelline wearing, steroid laden, Halloween horror with the hairstyle of a Sopranos goomah. If he continues down his current homo-curious path, he can expect an IM from former Representative Mark Foley in the coming days. Obviously the two blonkeys on either side of him are his boy bitches, whoever the fuck they are.
This thread had me crying… my wife told me to smoke a bowl and shut the fuck up. Thanks for getting me in trouble you selfish fucks. Please continue.
Triumph Insult Dog | October 6, 2006 at 7:00 am
Hey, Japanese Animation characters come to life! WOO HOO!!!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com