Carrie Underwood is engaged

Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators are engaged, according to Us Weekly:

“I’m happy to confirm that Carrie Underwood is engaged to Mike Fisher, and the couple couldn’t be happier,” the rep tells Us. “No wedding date has been set at this time.”
According to the Ottawa Sun, he also confirmed the news at a press conference Monday. He said he popped the question Sunday, but declined to offer any other details.
“It’s true,” he said. “We’re both obviously excited and very happy.”

Based on Carrie Underwood’s love of touting her superior Christian morals, I’m going to assume Mike Fisher calculated how much he’d lose in a quickie divorce and considered it worth the cost of having sex with a virginal Carrie Underwood at least once on their wedding night. In fairness, I’d probably do the same thing and not just because 50% of my net worth is a ham sandwich. Mostly.

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