Carrie Underwood in a bikini

December 7th, 2009 // 163 Comments

Here’s Carrie Underwood in the Bahamas this morning and I really hope her boyfriend wasn’t along for this trip. Mostly because Carrie recently made it a point to say she would never live in sin, so even after an entire day of looking at her in a bikini, the most you’d probably get is a tepid handjob followed by lots of praying. Dammit, I swore to myself I wouldn’t write erotic fiction for Rick Warren, yet here we are.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. dude

    another dumb trollop who ruined a perfectly fine body with stupid lame tattoos..

  2. naz

    woot! she’s so skinny, but still hot!

  3. ANNONYMOUS

    she looks better with clothes on, tbh

  4. A_Dean89

    Despite Taylor Swift’s emergence as the new country chic, well the kids who coined the title. I’ll still favor Carrie over her, she’s much more better, genuine, and authentic All-American girl. Angelic voice, innocent face and medium physique. Her song ” Don’t Forget to remember me” clearly convinced me that i will never forget you Miss Underwood.

    Love everything about you.

    1000X better than Taylor Swift

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    MAYBE NOW SHES UNDER “TIGERWOOD” GET IT?

  6. GENES

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  10. Very sexy..
    nice boobs..
    haha

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    i’ll swing those labias 180 degrees sideways..uuuhhh!

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  14. Despite Taylor Swift’s emergence as the new country chic, well the kids who coined the title. I’ll still favor Carrie over her, she’s much more better, genuine, and authentic All-American girl. Angelic voice, innocent face and medium physique. Her song ” Don’t Forget to remember me” clearly convinced me that i will never forget you Miss Underwood.

    Love everything about you.

    1000X better than Taylor Swift

  15. Blancito

    God dayyummmm shes got a nice fat pussy :)

  16. jismojo

    I”d eat her toe jam if I could only be so lucky.

  17. Roy Mabe Jr.

    One of Carrie’s biggest hits is a song called “Don’t Forget To Remember Me”.With a body like hers, Carrie Underwood isn’t likely to be forgotten anytime soon,

  18. Loyd

    can i have your worn panties

  19. She’s so hot it’s painful….

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  21. bud

    Carrie doesnt live in Sin? PLEASE, look where the front tatoo is and then look where the back tatoo is. As a tatoo artist, trust me, in order for her to get them, all clothes were off with full view. As a so called religious person, why would u undress and show your stuff for a tatoo then tell people ur a virgin and dont live in sin. Carrie, u showed your stuff to a stranger, that is sin enough woman.

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    mark
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    Very plain, zero sex appeal……………………..boring!

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    Frank Burns
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    And now she’s even wearing the Green Lantern bikini!

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    lily
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    cute body!!!

  25. Carrie Underwood Bikini
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    Holy crap – does that tattoo go all the way through from the front side?

    • Bible Dude

      She should probably read Leviticus 19:28 before she comments on religion:
      You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the LORD.

      • Doesn’t Leviticus also tell people to keep kosher? Maybe I’m misunderstanding something fundamental, but I don’t think Christians are bound by Leviticus the way the Jews are supposed to be. Or I should say the Orthodox Jews, because Reform and secular Jews pretty much ignore a lot of Leviticus, too.

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    Throjo
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    I support her undercarriage.

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    YTBOY
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    I am SO HUNGRY right now!!!!

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    YTBOY
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    Extremely nice butt!!

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    YTBOY
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    PERFECTION!!!

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    rockthrowinghipster
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    “extremely nice butt” …I’m still looking for it? Is it wearing a striped shirt and glasses? I think shes hot but she has the body of a 15 yr old Bradd Pitt.

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    amir
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    Nice butt… uh, no. but a very juicy looking pouch.

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    donniedingdong
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    I’d ignore her and just suck her box.

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    Sebastian
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    Carrie Underwood in: Operation Cameltoe. Coming to theaters July 4th.

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    Stewie Griffen
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    is it just me or does it look like she has a package down there?

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    roadie
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    I bet she has some serious swollen meat suck’in lips under that bikini.

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    glen r
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    carrie underwood is super hot.

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    Ronaldo
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    a sad ass

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    Brit
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    carrie underwood’s camel toe is super hot.

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    Tron
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    Her camel toe is magically delicious. :D

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    Tron
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    “Under wood”… thats what she said.

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    Sprmcandy
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    I am in Love.

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    Sprmcandy
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    W o W

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    Sprmcandy
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    Gorgeous

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    Sprmcandy
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    Beautiful

  45. Carrie Underwood Bikini
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    sexy

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    The P-licker
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    I would eat that snatch like a fresh peach

  47. Carrie Underwood Bikini
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    o/~ “The hills are alive…with the mounds of pubic” o/~

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