Carrie Underwood in a bikini

The Superficial | December 7, 2009 - 10:46 am

Here’s Carrie Underwood in the Bahamas this morning and I really hope her boyfriend wasn’t along for this trip. Mostly because Carrie recently made it a point to say she would never live in sin, so even after an entire day of looking at her in a bikini, the most you’d probably get is a tepid handjob followed by lots of praying. Dammit, I swore to myself I wouldn’t write erotic fiction for Rick Warren, yet here we are.

Photos: Splash News