Here’s Carrie Underwood in the Bahamas this morning and I really hope her boyfriend wasn’t along for this trip. Mostly because Carrie recently made it a point to say she would never live in sin, so even after an entire day of looking at her in a bikini, the most you’d probably get is a tepid handjob followed by lots of praying. — I swear I didn’t set out to write erotic fiction for Rick Warren. Yet here we are.
Photos: Splash News
Taz | December 7, 2009 at 11:02 am
FUCKING HOT
azzman | December 7, 2009 at 11:03 am
i would sin all day with her
pimp | December 7, 2009 at 11:03 am
i want to eat her asshole…
Jrz | December 7, 2009 at 11:04 am
Carrie From Undahwood
Gatorbates | December 7, 2009 at 11:06 am
I think I see a meaty camel toe. Me likey. Yum.
toolboy | December 7, 2009 at 11:16 am
#5…yeah, she’s got a little pitcher’s mound going on…
pimp | December 7, 2009 at 11:16 am
she has an awesome mound….
gö?üs esteti?i | December 7, 2009 at 11:19 am
topless please…
titlover | December 7, 2009 at 11:21 am
I want her to wrap her sphincter around my tongue.
J-Money | December 7, 2009 at 11:22 am
Dear attractive ladies of planet Earth,
Please stop marking up your perfect bodies with tattoos. You don’t need stuff inked in to your body.
Sincerely,
J-Money
P.S. – If you’re fat and/or crunked, ink away. You can’t wreck a crashed car.
Wade | December 7, 2009 at 11:25 am
Merry Christmas to me!!! She is amazing!
Biff | December 7, 2009 at 11:33 am
She has a tattoo above her poon? No way she’s NOT living in sin, come on!
Weed | December 7, 2009 at 11:33 am
I want to lick her camel toe – if you know what i mean ;)
Weed | December 7, 2009 at 11:34 am
I want her to get ON my Wood .
Get it?
Tim | December 7, 2009 at 11:36 am
Nothing too special. Any girl who doesn’t overeat and gets some exercise can look like this. Hit a happy hour anywhere (except the midwest or the hillbilly south ) and you can find a girl like this.
Rational Rick | December 7, 2009 at 11:37 am
Freaking HOT !!!
Jrz | December 7, 2009 at 11:40 am
That’s not a tattoo; it’s the padlock to her chastity belt
bernard | December 7, 2009 at 11:41 am
#15 – yep, but those chicks usually have herpes
Dank24 | December 7, 2009 at 11:45 am
#13 no I’m not sure what you mean, can you help me out a bit? Jesus. Anyway she looks damn good. No ass but that’s okay. Btw, living in sin doesn’t mean she’s a virgin(which she isn’t) she’s just not living with her boyfriend.
Weed | December 7, 2009 at 11:51 am
@Dank24
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I meant i want to stick my Tongue in her Vagina. then i’ll stick my p.e.n.i.s. in her vagina
Get it?
booya | December 7, 2009 at 11:52 am
tony romo regrets this move every day of his life.
Haywood Jablowmie | December 7, 2009 at 11:54 am
She has more in the front of her bikini than I do in my pants.
jlylec | December 7, 2009 at 11:55 am
ummmm….wow. almost makes me want to listen to cuntry music. almost.
Rizzle | December 7, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Sweet Jesus, thank you.
mambo | December 7, 2009 at 12:15 pm
slightly masculine jawline, but a damn near perfect body. i’d let her take a shit on my chest any day
cg | December 7, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Wow
What a hottie
Perfection if you ask me
http://www.thefamousphere.com | December 7, 2009 at 12:48 pm
that belly needs a protein shake
Donnie Brassballs | December 7, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Isn’t living in sin mean she doesn’t do it with the lights on?
tatt-EW | December 7, 2009 at 12:54 pm
why do girls put ugly ink on their pretty skin? ruins the whole thing.
Aaron | December 7, 2009 at 12:59 pm
@Tim #15
Ummm you’re very ignorant. The midwest and the south have way waayyyyy hotter chicks than on the east or west coast. Sorry, but you’re obviously looking in the wrong places in the midwest and the south
blowhard | December 7, 2009 at 12:59 pm
I’m going to the beach tomorrow, can I borrow your crotch please? I want to impress the ladies
Where are the pics with her balls hanging out the back and sides of her costume?
john | December 7, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Wow! Almost a nice cameltoe shot!
pimp | December 7, 2009 at 1:10 pm
the hottest pussy in the country comes from the midwest…and the easiest pussy…
Meh | December 7, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Oh please; I really don’t like these hypocrite religious types. “Oh, I’ll never live in sin!”, yet she’s got a tattoo to the right of her pussy. Give me a fucking break; typical self righteous religious nutcase hypocrite. And, the chick needs a tit job; those 28 A tits ain’t cutting it…
Interesting | December 7, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Nice figure. 2 Tats at hip level? Interesting…
Tim the Dumbass | December 7, 2009 at 1:52 pm
@15
She is a hillbilly you asshat knob gobbler.
Do you fag much?
cc | December 7, 2009 at 1:53 pm
“the hottest pussy in the country comes from the midwest…and the easiest pussy…”
And you are telling me this now?!!!
Yes, she looks good. Nice pudenda. Stupid fucking tattoos though.
Parker | December 7, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I will buttfuck her in Jesus’ name as she kneels in prayer. This way she wont have to feel guilty about anything and I’ll get to plant a holy load in her hot ass.
cc | December 7, 2009 at 1:59 pm
That looks like a four leafed clover. I am trying to work in some joke about Lucky Charms, but I can’t quite pull it together.
random | December 7, 2009 at 2:30 pm
she’s in shape, but there is something just not right about that body. don’t like it. and her giant cooch freaks me out. ew. face is pretty bad with out make up. next, please!
Dura | December 7, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Hot damn thats a hot piece of ass.
Guess I could take a break from punching the clown over Miley and take a shot at this one.
LEB | December 7, 2009 at 3:49 pm
#40… she doesn’t have a “giant cooch.” Looks like she has completely normal labia. Stop watching pornos where chicks have had their labia fat sucked out and learn what real women look like. Or maybe you should try losing your virginity.
Notty | December 7, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Now that’s a nice, normal, surgery-free body. Hate the tats but the rest is very very do-able.
good in the sack | December 7, 2009 at 3:56 pm
she had a nice looking snatch.
Gorilla | December 7, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Funny, I somehow assumed that her legs/thighs would be a bit more meaty. And I for one PREFER my curves below the waist. Cute A, B cup tits are just perfect. Also, nice MOUND.
Rough's wood never sinned! | December 7, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Im not falling for this! -All show and no go-
Parker | December 7, 2009 at 5:38 pm
#42 “…chicks have had their labia fat sucked out ”
Ouch! Who does that? Seriously. Your making that crap up. You sound like someone who runs with PETA.
BTW: Fat pudenda or not, all living women are real you tree-hugging hippie harpie. Go smoke some weed with your other commune buddies while you wear your Birkenstock sandals and talk about existentialism like you know what it is.
Raoul Duke | December 7, 2009 at 6:07 pm
I’m gonna pack her pooper with my pooper packer!
yellow hearts, green clovers and the new shape “Pink mons veneris”
Russian Kunt | December 7, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Her chin reminds me of an Thai penis.
pimp | December 7, 2009 at 7:13 pm
her chin reminds me of wanting to stuff my cock and balls inside her ass…