Carrie Prejean’s brother: ‘I’d watch her sex tape’

I never thought I’d find myself feeling sorry for Carrie Prejean, but Jesus Christ. Via RadarOnline:

Billy did come to his sister’s defense once again:”It was from a cell phone, it was supposed to be totally confidential. I think people should move on.”
Still, even he admits that he would watch the tapes if they were published: “If they were put in front of me I’d probably watch it.”

I don’t have a sister, but if I did, I guarantee I’d immediately kidney punch whoever put a video of her spelunking her Jesus cave in front of me. Unless they were only joking and it was really my first cousin. It’s not like you can make a one-arm baby just looking at a sex tape. Alabama knows what I’m talking about.

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