RadarOnline reports “traditional marriage” crusader and former Miss California Carrie Prejean is living with in sin with her fiance Kyle Boller of the St. Louis Rams where they’re no doubt eating shellfish. BURN THEM!:
Carrie and Kyle got engaged in early February after a whirlwind romance and a sexy trip to Hawaii.
A source close to the couple confirmed to RadarOnline.com that Carrie has indeed moved in. “She’s living there. He’s remodeling the house and she’s helping him.”
Of course learning an outspoken Christian with fake tits is a hypocrite isn’t exactly news, but check out the trend Carrie Prejean has started. Here’s Laura Ashley, Miss Beverly Hills 2010 telling FOX News gay people should be stoned:
“If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them. The Bible is pretty black and white.”
So if this pattern continues, we can pretty much count on a 2011 Miss California contender walking onstage with Perez Hilton’s severed head.
I’m suddenly on-board with this.