Carrie Prejean gets pissy on Today

June 12th, 2009 // 73 Comments

- Carrie Prejean’s leaked e-mails between Miss California director Keith Lewis prove she was a massive pain in the ass – with fake breasts, so let’s forgive her! Sorry, reflex action. [The Blemish]

- Rihanna and Chris Brown coincidentally attended the Lakers game last night but sat separately. Which means they’re fucking! Get Anderson Cooper! [PopSugar]

- Nicole Richie has somehow gone legitimate. I wonder what was dragging her down before. Hmm… [Lainey Gossip]

- Sarah Palin and David Letterman are having some sort of tiff which only further proves Republicans have no sense of humor. (Ironically, not counting John McCain choosing Sarah for his running mate. Hilarious!) [Just Jared]

- Fergie should consider wearing a mask. Nothing fancy. Just one that doesn’t make me wonder what she called herself when she had a penis. — It was Chuck, wasn’t it? She looks like a Chuck. [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Kelly Clarkson is a whole lot of woman. Three of them, by my estimate. [Celebslam]

Video: MSNBC

  1. A Hughes

    Sarah Palin is an upstanding American and David Letterman is an old bitter man who is not funny anymore. Letterman used to be funny but over the past several years he has gotten bitter and political.

  2. Airmail56


    Calm down mary, it’s your president that loves the Muslims.

  3. jzz

    She always looks like a real nasty bitch when she doesn’t realize that the camera is on her.

  4. Nero

    This is the kinda girl we like.If she was a mother whose child got kidnapped by demons and devils.Then she would travel all the way to hell to get her child back no matter what.

  5. Gando

    @54 Silent hill?

  6. Matt Lauer is a prick.

  7. Don't be an idiot

    No one who has paid any attention to this story can disagree with the fact that Carrie Prejean is a white trash moron who regurgitates the morals her *abusive* parents shoved down her throat. There is a DIFFERENCE between being a “strong, opinionated woman”, and an insensitive and self absorbed bitch. I’m sure that the few people defending her would be singing a different tune had she stuck to her guns, only *supporting* gay marriage.

    BUT that is NOT why she lost her little trophy. If it was, she would have lost it last month. She’s not the new Jesus, she didn’t sacrifice shit. Her idiocy prevented her from fulfilling her contractual obligations, and, quite frankly, it’s a miracle she lasted this long when you consider how horribly she clearly treated the people around her. Carrie is just crying to the media about being discriminated against for having a *dominant* belief in order to avoid taking responsibility for her retardation. She, and all of you defending her, should BE IN the fucking special olympics.

  8. Sauron

    She violated some of her contractual terms,that’s right.Being Miss California is not a game like ‘who’s the boss here.’ It’s an adult game and business first.

  9. Galtacticus

    Ofcourse she’s allowed to have her opinion.She should have been only a bit more tactic with her contractual fulfilments.

  10. Cat

    “Tolerance is a two way street?” So we should be tolerant of intolerance? What a joke she is.

  11. captain america

    sarah palin, WHEN DO WE GROW UP?

  12. justifiable

    #61 “Waah, you’re being intolerant to me for not endorsing my hateful and excluding line of bullshit!” The new martyrs for intolerance shoud look up the fucking word sometime.

  13. ***

    #56 And you’re a stupid cunt. Lauer has TV show, guess who people are gonna listen to? You lose. Was he also a prick when he called Cruise on his stupid buillshit or is he just one now because he dared to contradict her and show up this vapid bitch for the vain selfobsessed cunt SHE is?

  14. Ahhnuld

    Seriously, which of you GUYS (and not the candy-ass christians, who do whatever their impotent religious overlords tell them) finds her attractive? Plus you know that those opinionated, take-themselves-too-seriously women are all lousy in bed. Doesn’t matter what side of the political spectrum you’re on. Maybe that’s why she’s so angry– she can’t find a man stupid enough to put up w/ her bullshit, and she’s not attractive enough to find a dog who’ll spend all his money on her. Ha ha ha, that’s why she’s so religious, only Jesus would have the patience to put up w/ such a cunt like her.

  15. devilsumbrella

    @52 Seriously, that’s the best you can do? Fox published the emails, they’re her own words. I call bullshit on your “it’s all a lib’rul ‘media spin’” crap and all you got is “Obama loves Muslims”? Man, I bet you got your lame ass beat regularly on the playground because you got SHIT for game. Bush sure as shit loves the Muslims too, maybe you’d like a little picture of Mary (sorry, I mean George) playing handsie with the Saudi prince? And Cheney and Halliburton love the Muslims too, maybe they’ll let you go look at most of money that used to be in our treasury, currently it’s hiding in a little Muslim country called Dubai. He’s YOUR president too and anyone who doesn’t support him is a traitor, as Coulter and the rest of you were sooo fond of reminding everyone when Bush was in power. So suck it, you ignorant-ass wingnut.

  16. Carrie's Opposite Relationship email

    #65 Can you imagine being this bitch’s boyfriend and dealing wih her shit?

    From: cprejean
    To: Unfortunate other
    Subject: Re: Messages

    What is this for? Do not try and silence me I expect you to be doing whatever I want to do no matter what. I know how you are and its not right if you are selecting things for me. So now u know I am doing whatever I want and I expect your full support. I am doing this, what are u going to do break up with me? hahaha ur crazy No I am doing this. You do not need details. You will facilitate this.

    Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

    There’s not a big enough boot in the world to kick this numb cunt to the curb the way she deserves! Her email name looks like “crapprejean” – perfect!

  17. EpicFailz

    She just says what she thinks people will like.


  18. Vanessa

    nobody cares if you don’t support gay marriage. if she just did her duty as miss cali then she wouldn’t have had a problem. she just likes to hear herself talk. im so tired of seeing her. get over yourself.

  19. sean

    check out the bible and show me where gay marriage is allowed…….call it a civil union….a screwball circus….a weird friendship…….but not a MARRIAGE!

  20. She talks to much and just making everything worse as it is now. Maybe she should stop talking. America can’t stand her. She is not worthy to represent the California nor the USA.

  21. Carrie Prejean, the just been fired Miss California told TMZ that pageant executive director, Keith Lewis asked her if she would pose for Playboy for $140,000. Actually, he asked if Carrie would take on two gigs: appearing on “I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!” .

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