Carrie Prejean gets pissy on Today

- Carrie Prejean’s leaked e-mails between Miss California director Keith Lewis prove she was a massive pain in the ass – with fake breasts, so let’s forgive her! Sorry, reflex action. [The Blemish]

- Rihanna and Chris Brown coincidentally attended the Lakers game last night but sat separately. Which means they’re fucking! Get Anderson Cooper! [PopSugar]

- Nicole Richie has somehow gone legitimate. I wonder what was dragging her down before. Hmm… [Lainey Gossip]

- Sarah Palin and David Letterman are having some sort of tiff which only further proves Republicans have no sense of humor. (Ironically, not counting John McCain choosing Sarah for his running mate. Hilarious!) [Just Jared]

- Fergie should consider wearing a mask. Nothing fancy. Just one that doesn’t make me wonder what she called herself when she had a penis. — It was Chuck, wasn’t it? She looks like a Chuck. [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Kelly Clarkson is a whole lot of woman. Three of them, by my estimate. [Celebslam]

Video: MSNBC