Carrie Prejean gets pissy on Today

June 12th, 2009 // 73 Comments

- Carrie Prejean’s leaked e-mails between Miss California director Keith Lewis prove she was a massive pain in the ass – with fake breasts, so let’s forgive her! Sorry, reflex action. [The Blemish]

- Rihanna and Chris Brown coincidentally attended the Lakers game last night but sat separately. Which means they’re fucking! Get Anderson Cooper! [PopSugar]

- Nicole Richie has somehow gone legitimate. I wonder what was dragging her down before. Hmm… [Lainey Gossip]

- Sarah Palin and David Letterman are having some sort of tiff which only further proves Republicans have no sense of humor. (Ironically, not counting John McCain choosing Sarah for his running mate. Hilarious!) [Just Jared]

- Fergie should consider wearing a mask. Nothing fancy. Just one that doesn’t make me wonder what she called herself when she had a penis. — It was Chuck, wasn’t it? She looks like a Chuck. [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Kelly Clarkson is a whole lot of woman. Three of them, by my estimate. [Celebslam]

Video: MSNBC

  1. uyji

    when fergie had a penis her name was still fido.

  2. Puka Shell

    May Dave have to fight Sonny & Cher’s new man/boy to the death!

  3. miau

    damn..carrie is smart AND beautiful…go girl!!!

  4. sdfsfsdf

    wow carrie prejean is so dumb… and a bitch
    how unattractive

  5. live and let live

    I can’t wait till this vile woman goes away – she’s such a bible thumping hypocrite….I can’t believe she has so many supporters. GAG.

  6. curly

    Can someone put a dick in her mouth and shut her up already?

  7. quake

    She needs to go the fuck away already.


  8. Ananana

    i’m all for gay marriage, but i really admire carrie prejean for have being honest. if she did get “dethroned” (i mean, really, who gives a fuck?) because of that, it’s as gross as if she was PRO gay marriage and got censured for it.

  9. apike Amy Robach there on Today. Hubbba hubba…

  10. Valerie

    6 Word up, also the cunt sounds like she’s from fuckin’ North DAKOTA–how the hell did she end up Miss California in the first place?

  11. robert

    i would have liked the interviewer to end with a rephrase of what she said, “So Carrie Prejean thinks she was fired due to her intolerance and bigotry against same sex couples…”

  12. Carrie Rocks

    If all of the men who want to marry men, and all of the women who want to marry women, and all of the babies are aborted….NO MORE LIBERALS! Mission accomplished! Keep it up lefties! God bless Carrie…keep on keeping on.

  13. what?

    Perez Hilton is probably taking it in the ass as we speak to celebrate Carrie’s firing. Best of luck Carrie…you have a bigger set of balls than any of the bashers on here. There’s nothing like a strong woman who’s not afraid to speak her mind.

  14. Jamie's Uterus

    Enough with this ridiculous bitch. Who really gives a shit about Miss California? Go away cunt, and get ready for the Diamond Cabaret pole’s lunch crowd…..

  15. Chicago

    Prejean isn’t even in the minority – California doesn’t even allow gay marriages. Whats wrong with speaking your mind? When I speak my mind, its usually: I’d hop all over that.

  16. double abalone

    #12 Yeah, Carrie rocks all right. Pity she’s such a cunt in how she treats everyone, but if that’s what you admire, good luck. Hate to throw a little wrench in the works of your self-congratulatory thought process there, but the “men who want to marry men” and “women who want to marry women” are all capable of having babies themselves (or adopting the ones who weren’t aborted that no one now cares about) some of whom will grow up to be liberals. Now go and bitch and whine about how I’m being intolerant because I don’t support or endorse your bigoted hate-filled point of view. Loser.

  17. Now in order - with translation!

    From: “Keith Lewis” Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 07:19:18
    To: Carrie Prejean
    Subject: FW: Messages

    The Style Network has asked to schedule a general meeting. Generals in the entertainment field are an opportunity for casting and producing executives to gain a better understanding of a potential talents range and demeanor in order to consider them for future projects. They are done without a specific agenda. I have had great success with my actors who have taken generals and would suggest you give it strong consideration. You never know where it may lead and sometimes they develop entire shows around you. The following days are available to meet with them here in LA. Please let me know as soon as possible if any of them work for you.
    Best regards,
    Keith Lewis
    [Translation: This is to let you know of an opportunity to further your career - it will depend on what talents you have and how you present yourself, but I recommend you take the meeting as I've been quite successful with my other clients with these. Please let me know if you are available to schedule a meeting.]

    From: cprejean Sent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:38 AM
    To: Keith Lewis
    Subject: Re: Messages

    What is this for?
    Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

    [Translation: I didn't bother to read your email.]

    From: “Keith Lewis” Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 07:43:45
    To: Subject:
    RE: Messages

    It is for a general meeting – please see the explanation below.
    Best regards,
    Keith Lewis

    [Translation: Read my email.]

    From: cprejeanXXXX Sent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:42 AM
    To: Keith Lewis
    Subject: Re: Messages

    Just as you need details for things so do I. Also nice move trying to make money off of my appearances Also.. Do not try and silence me by saying I do not have a comment about the prop 8 ruling. Maybe you don’t. I do

    [Translation: The world needs to keep on hearing my opinions on controversial issues. And how dare you as an agent try to make money off me. Also, I still did not read your e-mail.]

    From: “Keith Lewis” Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 07:49:07
    To: Subject:
    RE: Messages

    I have given you the details completely. Perhaps it is not something you would like to partake in, either way, you can let me know and I will respond to them today.
    Best regards,
    Keith Lewis

    [Translation: Read my goddamn email.]

    From: cprejeanXXXX Sent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:40 AM
    To: Keith LewisSubject:
    Re: Messages

    I expect you to be forwarding me ALL email requests and interview requests to me. I know how you are and its not right if you are selecting things for me. Thanks for your cooperation And fyi I am a presenter of medals at the special olympics in a few weeks for the summer games. So now u know I am doing this and I expect your full support. Also I was asked to fill in for a dj on a local radio show.. Ill be reading from a show biz script monday. I am doing this

    [Translation: as my self-absorbtion increases I will be growing more incoherent and stop realizing what contractual obligations mean, if I ever knew at the outset. I will also be in "show biz". And I still have not read your email.]

    From: “Keith Lewis” Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 08:01:35
    To: Subject:
    RE: Messages

    As we have discussed, there is proper protocol and we have not waived our rights in any way to your contract. I am happy to try and facilitate the request. Please forward over the information along with the proper contact and we will try and confirm the appearance right away.
    Best regards,
    Keith Lewis

    [Translation: It is an enormous strain to continue being polite to you, but I am contractually obligated to keep trying.]

    From: cprejeanXXXX Sent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:57 AM
    To: Keith LewisSubject:
    Re: Messages

    You do not cooperate with me, and you pick and chose the the things YOU want me to do. That is not happening anymore. Stop speaking for me. I have MY own voice. What are u gonna do fire me for volunteering for the special olympics hahaha ur crazy No I am doing this appearance. You do not need details. Its for the SPECIAL OLYMPICS!!! You just need to know I will be doing it alright

    You will not facilitate this appearance

    [Translation: I see no contradiction between my total rudeness to you and my implication that appearing at the Special Olympics makes me a good person. Also, you're not the boss of me. hahaha]

  18. B

    the translation was great haha..

  19. Yay!


    Thank you for helping Carrie’s supporters understand what Keith said. With Carrie’s “intellectual” capacity, anyone looking up to her really needs it.

  20. Funeral Guy

    I love ya, Fish, but you gotta stop drinking the libtard Kool-Aid. They couldn’t even pass gay marriage in California. What does that tell you about what most people really think about it.

  21. Tits!

    “I love ya, Fish, but you gotta stop drinking the libtard Kool-Aid. They couldn’t even pass gay marriage in California. What does that tell you about what most people really think about it.”

    My sentiments exactly. Unfortunately it’s necessary for Fish to be in the pockets of the fags that control Hollywood since they’re the ones that keep this site running.

  22. justifiable

    Anybody know what Special Olympics event she’ll be participating in?

  23. Airmail56

    She had the guts to standup to that wiggler, and got punished for it. Don’t believe the media spin, Trump caved the the boy kissers. We really need to pass Prop. 8 nationwide to slap these deviants down.

  24. devilsumbrella

    @23 And that’s why FOX NEWS published the emails, too. Because they caved to the boy kissers. How about if you just save yourself from the deviants and buy a one-way ticket to Iraq? They have Prop 8 there and you’ll be deliriously happy.

  25. Carrie's Opposite Employment

    #20,21,23 Thank you for facilitating my hate.

  26. McLovin

    The replacement bimbo also thinks queer marriage is wrong! That is hilarious!

  27. Reason

    #25 DIAF

    Fish – you’re a fucking hack

  28. amisaki

    #26 Ya know what? So what, is what. She’s entitled to her personal opinion as long as she doesn’t use her “position” to try and enforce it any more than she should use it to work against it. That’s something Prejean never got and if Perez Hilton hadn’t been so obnoxious at the start it might have been more clear cuz it became all about him which was also fine with him. You can think she lost Miss USA because of her opinion or not, but Perez is only one judge not the whole panel. The winner outscored her in both swimsuit and evening gown, and those scores were logged in earlier, so she’d have to reveal a plan for peace in the middle east and done a quantum physics analysis or something like that in that interview in order to get the crown.
    You can’t be chosen to “represent” a state even if you’re a beauty queen and then politically go to work against a bunch of people who live in that state. Shit, I haven’t been chosen to represent anything but I can’t use my job to promote my politcal views and hand out fliers in the lunchroom and otherwise make people miserable trying to make them live their lives like I think they should. It’s none of my business and more importantly I don’t have the right.

  29. PostmortemG

    ¨Unfortunately it’s necessary for Fish to be in the pockets of the fags that control Hollywood since they’re the ones that keep this site running.¨

    You rock. =D

  30. Carrie's Opposite Brain

    #27 When I say what r u gonna do fire me I didn’t mean like FIRE me. hahaha ur crazy. My new boobs would melt but then again I would lose weight. NO I AM DOING THIS. U r a good Christian to think of me and I maybe will remember u when I am in show biz. Thank you for facilitating my death, you just need to know I will be doing it alright.

  31. ***

    #29 So then you’re OK with posting on a celeb titty/bikini “fag site” and supporting the gay rights cause? Sweet cheeks, it’s another supporter! Be sure to check with Bill O’Reilly and Rush to see if they’ll even allow you to post here. You never know you may need a permission slip.

  32. Bep Bop Boop

    I think the more suitable analysis is that David Letterman hasn’t told a good joke in years.

  33. Aahhnuld

    What I don’t understand is this…. California is full of incredibly gorgeous women. Why did the Pageant choose a chick who, let’s face it, looks like a horse. Take out the fake tits, remove the three inch layer of make-up & she’s your run-of-the-mill suburban nobody. I thought it was a _beauty_ pageant?

  34. Furp

    The people have spoken. Get over it. This wasn’t “top down”…. it came from the masses. And no one was excluded from voting.

    Furp out.

  35. ugh

    Strong willed opininated women scare you, huh faggots??? She’s not going away douches. Most of America believes in marriage between a man & a woman…get over it.

  36. piper

    The liberal media is to blame for blowing this out of proportion. She gave her fucking OPINION! That’s all…her OPINION! Is that all right with you butt pirates and rug munchers? Oh, and Perez Hilton is a hack.

  37. Jessica

    that Carrie B*TCH is crazy!!!! seriously…. her arguements make no sense…. You got fired for being a RUDE B!!! And with the appearences she didn’t go to ummm…. how about that Larry King interview you ditched for one!! Get off the airwaves… I hate this chick!!!

    OWN UP to your actions…. stop lying!! Opps… the wind blew my top off. Seriously!!

  38. Jay in NYC

    I find this Carrie Prejean situation absolutely fascinating. Here’s a girl who answered a question honestly and politely and was lambasted by liberals for agreeing with the position of #1 Obama and #2 California voters. Now the left’s silly and downright nasty overreaction is serving as the straw that broke the camel’s back for the majority of voters. The overreaching stops now, this country is center-right, not far left.

  39. xponential

    #35 No, just rilly rilly stupid ones. Can you imagine sending email like that to your bosses’ rep and NOT getting fucking fired? I dare you to fire me hahaha ur crazy! Guess they took her up on that and are big shock to her are doing just fine without her. Yeah, strong willed and opinionated. Also unprofessional demanding spoiled entitled rude impossible and crazy up the ass. Even Fox outed her as a whackjob who’s gonna do what she wants and not even bother to go thru channels to do it right. But then they must be the liberal media out to get her. Good luck with the spin on that one wingnut douchebags.

  40. Cash

    Sarah Palin isn’t a republican. Republicans don’t raise taxes and get into fights with celebrities who could park the Hover Damn between their front teeth.

    She’s a fucking moron, and most likely won’t be running for a second term as governor, because it would most likely hurt her national political campaigns if the country realized just how much her home state (especially real republicans) hated her guts. Sort of like what happened to Al Gore in the 2000 elections. No, it wasn’t the hanging chads that did him in, it was the fact the fuck-tard couldn’t even win his home state.

  41. Tom K

    I still don’t see what the big fuss is about Carrie Prejean saying she doesn’t believe in gay marriage. All the other Californian’s seem to believe the same thing because they voted no to PROP 8. So what the fuck is the big deal?!

    Leave this girl alone let her keep her fucking crown.

  42. #42

    #41 – First off, not ALL of California voted for that disgusting Prop 8. It’s against civil rights, plain and simple.

    Now onto this Prejean woman. Who the fuck honestly cares about her losing her crown besides her? She is doing all of this because she knows she can take advantage of a controversial subject to make herself look like the victim and keep herself going for her meaningless 15 minutes of fame.
    It couldn’t possibly have been her semi-nude photos or her resistance to show up and fulfill her duties. Right, no… not at all. That would be all too logical. No, she believes it’s because she was “valorous” and “stood for what she believed in” and had INTOLERANCE dealt upon her.

    Wow, wonder what that feels like. Funny she doesn’t ask the same-sex couples who can’t get married because of bigots like her.

    PS – When did God start allowing breast implants and vain whores into Heaven?

  43. bitter flats

    #40 No, republicans don’t raise taxes. They just spend like they did and pass out dribbles in tax “rebates” to make people think they’re doing something for them. And when any surplus the govt has after those rebates is gone, they borrow the money to make up the shortfall and keep on right on spending yelling “no nex taxes!” Where do people think the fucking money COMES FROM if they don’t increase taxes but refuse to cut spending? Hint, you can’t just print more from the mint to cover the bill. If China owns us in the next decade, you can thank Bush, Cheney and the rest of the crew that brought you fiscal collapse. But they never raised taxes!!!! They just spent us to death.

  44. lol


  45. FTL

    how is this news? shouldnt be on today show

  46. AW75

    Yes, Carrie, you have got a shoe face; now STFU

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  48. Lizzie

    I completely support Carrie. Whilst I may not personally agree with her
    opinion on same-sex marriage I respect her right to free speech. Isn’t this
    what America prides itself on? I believe Carrie was forced out of her
    title. The Miss America managers couldn’t straight out fire Carrie because
    America has millions of deeply religious citizens with the same beliefs as Carrie,
    and to fire her they would end up alienating half of America. No-one wants that as it would like the Miss America managers are silencing the right to free speech. So instead they forced her out with carefully planned lies about Carrie not fulfilling her duties.

  49. And Trump called her a “sweetheart.” This beauty queen is your typical high school movie popular girl.

  50. lol I like the fact that the new miss cali was brought in to unify the state. move over Arnie, btw id like to see a detailed plan….

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