Despite having already posed for topless photos and a sex tape featuring only herself, Carrie Prejean decided to criticize pornography in her upcoming book. TMZ reports:
“Unfortunately, pornography has become mainstreamed — it rushes at us through big screens, portable screens; soft-core porn is on mainstream TV cable stations, hard-core porn is just a mouse click away on the internet, and the envelope of what seems acceptable seems to get pushed farther and farther as more and more people are exposed to this material.
The result is that girls grow up in a culture where it is hard to have an innocent, healthy, normal view of themselves, how they should behave, how they should act, and how they should dress.”
Of course, conveniently left out of this book is the part where Carrie Prejean finger-banged herself on camera then lied to Donald Trump about the wind blowing her shirt open in front of a professional photographer. But, hey, it’s not lying if you’re doing it for Jesus. Amirite? On that note, if Carrie’s book is successful, it’ll open the door to an avalanche of literary gems I’m dying to read:
Wearing Bras: My Favorite! by Britney Spears
Protecting Your Kid’s Privacy by Michael Lohan
Shitting on Toilets Instead of Cats by Amy Winehouse
Being Taken Seriously by Tila Tequila
How to Maintain a Clean and Healthy Vagina by Paris Hilton
Coherent Sentences by Sarah Palin
And, finally:
One Man’s Journey of Never Locking His Prop Wife in an Abandoned Refrigerator Because Her Parents are Catholics and Must Be Suppressed, Heil, Xenu! by Dr. Thomas Cruise
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God you’re a douche. Coherent sentences- oh ok, like your hero Pres. with his “uhhh uhh” if there isn’t a teleprompter in sight.
This site was a lot better before you started injecting your lefty politics into it.
oh my gosh that list of books just made me laugh like a lunatic for like 10 minutes. thanks for that, well done.
Why the fuck does she have a book. People who deserve books: Jonas Salk, Charles Lindbergh, The guy who invented the artificial heart/segway dude. Wilfred Brimley, Marie Curie.
Carrie Prejean hasn’t done one fucking thing that deserves to be written down for the ages.
Don’t imagine for a second that conservative media is not trying to make money off this ridiculous situation. Money speaks loudly. James Dobson is finding it a suitable topic apparently.
Rob Lowe, David Letterman, John Edwards and Elliot Sptizer’s families want all the sex talk to die down please…
Not so hot without the hand painted contact lens and bleached blond highlights, eh?
Oh, I forgot to add nose and boob job…sorry.
I’ll admit i hate this b*tch but you gossip sites should spend less energy bashing her and more energy uncovering that sex tape. i’ve heard it all: she’s a hypocritical slut who exploits christianity/homophobia to advance her career, but if you really want to stick it to this b*tch, post the d*mn sex video!!! it’s only going for $10,000 so why don’t you break a story for once instead of being like every other gossip site???
I think she looks good in that picture. I don’t really care about her “scandal” or whatever. I skim over her and the Gosselins because it’s just fucking boring.
So wait, she made a sex tape to help boost her ‘career’, then complains about porn being everywhere?
LOL
I’ll bet she fucks like a demon & loves giving blowjobs. Which is why we’re getting married tomorrow…
WOW she is totally nude looking and really she is too broad minded.
I have personal experience with her personal life.
Who even cares about this chick and all her fake parts, anyway? Like God said “go forth and get ye breast implants.” She’s just a publicity whore like all the rest. The truly reprehensible part is that she used religion to try and get more air time. Hope those 15 minutes were worth a lifetime in hell, chica …
You must lead a sheltered life if you find anything offensive in Carrie modeling poses or the video of a California teen (she was a teen at the time apparently).
Have you ever seen models on a runway or been to a California beach. They should tear down the frescoes in the Sistine Chapel. An destroy the art of Michelangelo.
You want porn…. there are pictures, all over the internet, of Shanna Hoakler extending her genitals like a dog in heat.
Fish…obsess much??
From the countless posts I’ve read there seem to be four basic groups that are attacking Carrie.
There are the gays – these actually seem to be the minority
There are the extreme left wing wackos – these usually mention Palin at some point and attacking everything else that is conservative.
There are the hateful atheists – Always a religious spin to everything.
There are the juveniles – They’re getting their first orgasm by being a fowl as they can.
when you look at the beautiful woman,are you excited now and do you want to do something?
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leak the video already her career will skyrocket
#67
there is only 1 group that defends carrie prejean: idiots!
Here’s a book title you missed:
Liberals: Wildly stoned or just politically clueless?
The tape leaked, it’s at http://www.tinyurl.com/prejeantape
I completely agree with her. However, doesn’t it kind of hurt her message that she was involved in a porn video? And that, as a beauty queen with breast implants and fake tan, that she might have an unhealthy view of herself as well?
@ 41 – That is so very true, Mandy Corvo.
She will see; she’s going to Hell, and she has no one to blame but herself.
“Unfortunately, pornography has become mainstreamed — it rushes at us through big screens, portable screens; soft-core porn is on mainstream TV cable stations, hard-core porn is just a mouse click away on the internet, and the envelope of what seems acceptable seems to get pushed farther and farther as more and more people are exposed to this material.
The result is that girls grow up in a culture where it is hard to have an innocent, healthy, normal view of themselves, how they should behave, how they should act, and how they should dress.”
I guess Mrs. Prejean has been watching a lot of pornography and that is why she did the things she did.
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From the countless posts I’ve read there seem to be four basic groups that are attacking Carrie.
There are the gays – these actually seem to be the minority
There are the extreme left wing wackos – these usually mention Palin at some point and attacking everything else that is conservative.
There are the hateful atheists – Always a religious spin to everything.
There are the juveniles – They’re getting their first orgasm by being a fowl as they can.
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You forgot perverts like myself :)