Carrie Prejean and the Miss California Organization both dismissed their respective lawsuits after reaching a settlement yesterday, and apparently a sex tape featuring Miss Purity with Implants was the catalyst, according to TMZ:
The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let’s just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.
We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist — a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.
I had no idea Jesus was so into fake tits, topless photos and amateur sex tapes. Guess I should start going to church more often. So are they open on Wednesdays, or do I need to make an appointment? More importantly, will the priest be there the whole time?
It's Me Fuckers | November 4, 2009 at 1:23 pm
stupid cunt opened up the can of worms, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It’s shut now isn’t it?! Miss Holier then thou has a sex tape. Who wudda thunk it?!
wacker | November 4, 2009 at 1:24 pm
I’d like to watch her.
SLAP CHOP | November 4, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Another Xtian hypocrite takes a humongous public nosedive. Think she’ll still get her seat on “The View” next to that other shrieking republicant xtian harpy?
YOU’VE JUST BEEN SLAP CHOPPED.
Stroke King | November 4, 2009 at 1:27 pm
You have no idea how much I hate this fake wench.
She is obviously completely vapid and lacks any sense of self worth or intelligence. People rush to her side that want to champion her as a conservative hero due to her inability to read an obvious situation in a pageant.
The sooner her star falls the better.
Miaou | November 4, 2009 at 1:28 pm
LOL well look at that. Miss religious dumb-twit has a porn tape… Who’d have thunk it.
Azzy | November 4, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Stupid bitch.
Dave | November 4, 2009 at 1:33 pm
10 bucks say she screamed Oh God Oh God.
yeah | November 4, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Another hypocrite bites the dust.
Brad | November 4, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I really don’t care what her views are /were. ok she doesn’t not agree with gay marriage big deal (not everyone does). Anyway we may all get lucky now, since she is broke Hef may throw her some $ and she’ll do Playboy. Though i’m sure that she will say it’s an opportunity to speak her side of the story!
Stef | November 4, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Why do these twits not realize that showing their boobies and taping themselves having sex is not recommended actions for those on the pageant circuit? They may only have one surviving brain cell, but don’t their handlers stay on top of this crap?
Thomas | November 4, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Where is this tape!
DCMikeRotch | November 4, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Soooooo in that entire tape…there wasn’t a SINGLE frame that they could post? At least to show they actually had a tape?!
Superevil | November 4, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Unless it’s a video of some serious anal masturbation I doubt its that racy.
j | November 4, 2009 at 1:59 pm
sounds like blackmail? perhaps a hiden camera ?
Heath | November 4, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Apparently, she is seen fingering herself solo in the video, and getting off. I’d like to see that – I imagine her snatch is as sweet as honey and as tight as a drum.
I love that she’s a hyprocrite, too. When girsl like that get dirty, they REALLY get dirty.
steve | November 4, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Big deal. Her sex tape is nothing compared to the anal-bukkake parchment flip book that Mary did with the twelve apostles. I still can’t believe Jesus just sat in a corner and masturbated through the whole thing.
Church Lady | November 4, 2009 at 2:07 pm
As a matter of fact, most Lutheran churches do indeed have services on Wednesdays, and we would be glad to see you there.
say good night to the Rough guy! | November 4, 2009 at 2:12 pm
So? Prejean is predispose to transgression of the law of god? couldnt the inflatables give a good indication…
Really? | November 4, 2009 at 2:21 pm
You guys honestly thing that the highly reputable journalism source TMZ got a hold of a Carrie Prejean Sex Tape and wouldn’t publish it? Really? Come on guys…
Kelly | November 4, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Wow… what a fucking joke…. oh well, bitch got what she deserved. I hope all the ignorant christians can stfu about her now.
Mama Pinkus | November 4, 2009 at 2:24 pm
LOL another conservative hypocrite – OMG STOP THE PRESSES *yawn*
Nick | November 4, 2009 at 2:25 pm
i’d pay to see her finger-fuck her own sweet blonde pussy.
Even Jesus would, so i don’t see the problem here.
Burt Buttkiss | November 4, 2009 at 2:25 pm
@19. We don’t BELIEVE anything except that she lost her case! Haha whore!
Nick | November 4, 2009 at 2:27 pm
i’d pay to see her finger-fuck her own sweet blonde pussy.
Even Jesus would, so i don’t see the problem here.
Randal(l) | November 4, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Am I the only one here who see’s that she has done nothing wrong and is still a good christian girl. There’s nothing in the bible that says you can’t have a sweet set of fake titties or finger yourself knuckle deep while being filmed or be the latest withdrawal from the spank bank.
Side Note: while I am currently giving hand jobs for bread money, according to my latest spank bank statement I make Donald Trump look look like a stinky, hobo, Ladies.
Randal(l)
Sugar | November 4, 2009 at 2:32 pm
How on earth do men find her attractive? Her face is repugnant!
m. | November 4, 2009 at 2:41 pm
i guess the lesson here is that you should never piss of gays… or you should not make sex tapes.
Tim | November 4, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Sugar (#26):
Nobody is looking at her face.
Verona | November 4, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I am not a gay, I could not stand the hypocrisy of this skank though. Love the public humiliation of people who use God for their own agenda. See, there is a God, and he doesn’t like to be used for personal profit and gain. It happens every time people!
Jade | November 4, 2009 at 2:50 pm
What a hypocritical douche.
She was probably praying while she made the tape..
“Oh god, oh god, oh GOD!”
kingofbeer | November 4, 2009 at 2:59 pm
I spoke to Jesus this morning. He told me Carrie should do hardcore lesbian porn and masturbation videos and will very soon. He will be speaking with her shortly.
Praise the lord.
stefanie | November 4, 2009 at 2:59 pm
her feet are far to big for those shoes! its like Anastasia trying to fit her foot in the glass slipper
stefanie | November 4, 2009 at 2:59 pm
her feet are far to big for those shoes! its like Anastasia trying to fit her foot in the glass slipper
squeehunter | November 4, 2009 at 2:59 pm
STOP MAKING THE REST OF US LOOK BAD!
Verona | November 4, 2009 at 3:00 pm
People who give religion a bad name always end up with the shaft, or in porn films, with the shaft. It is divine retribution.
Fingerer of Nazareth | November 4, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Sounds like she was jabbing the “Holy Trinity” (finger, thumb and dildo) into her manger.
JonGosselin | November 4, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Don’t worry about losing the lawsuit Carrie. It makes you the kind of celebrity that has nothing to lose by dating a guy like me. I’d like some to try some thin trim so let’s go out for coffee sometime.
Niko | November 4, 2009 at 3:03 pm
This story is 100% bullshit
“We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy”
No way TMZ withheld a video that would generate thousands of hits on their site. TMZ does not have a moral compass.
Um | November 4, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Can one of you champions of logic please point out what hypocritical action she engaged in? I didn’t read anything about Rosie O’Donnell appearing on the tape.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | November 4, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Hmm, how is fingerbanging wrong? There is no spilling seed when you do that.
SO RIGHT | November 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Excuse me, I doubt this is true, but if it is, what human being on the planet didn’t do something stupid and/or regretful in their youth? Ones past doesn’t have to determine ones future, thank GOD! It’s called living, learning, growing and changing.
SO RIGHT | November 4, 2009 at 3:10 pm
@16 — You. Are. Digusting. You might want to pray for forgiveness on that one.
@UM | November 4, 2009 at 3:11 pm
I will break it down for you D(um)B, Don’t run around touting values and Christinity if you can’t keep your clothes on like a modest and chaste Christian woman. Got it now?
Jade | November 4, 2009 at 3:13 pm
The problem about doing those stupid regretful things in your youth is they just might come bite you in the ass, and you don’t get to claim ignorance.
So you get what you get.
And this isn’t youth. This is adulthood, not kiddie porn. Yes, your past will affect your future. In this case, she is being displayed for the hypocrite she is.
If she is lucky, she will live a bit and hopefully grow and change.
Nameless | November 4, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Now that Miss California USA owns Carrie Prejean’s ass, I hope they can make her go away forever too.
Martin Luther | November 4, 2009 at 3:25 pm
It’s not hypocritical unless she was jabbing her hot wet cooter with a big plastic jesus praying hands, a crucifix, or a eyes-wide-open figurine of the Virgin Mary.
I even think she could even fit in the Three Wise men without crossing the line. As long as one of the wise men did not touch the other during the process -that would be gay.
Sunidaze | November 4, 2009 at 3:25 pm
hard to believe TMZ sat on something like this.. they must be slippin’!
JEBUS TITS! | November 4, 2009 at 3:26 pm
@38: TMZ might be scumbags, but they surprisingly don’t show porn on their site. All their nude/topless pics are starred out. Annoying as shit if you ask me.
Hello There | November 4, 2009 at 3:32 pm
That tape will find its way out to us sooner or later. We all know this.
Ingrown Hair Removal | November 4, 2009 at 3:32 pm
why didnt they release it would of been a good watch and what they mean by racy???