Here’s model Carrie Amstutz in South Beach yesterday, and I was just about to say you might recognize her as the Dash employee on both Kardashian reality shows but instead collapsed on the floor laughing for assuming anyone even watches them. Seriously, where do I come up with this stuff? Watching the Kardashians, I kill me!
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SDPD | November 11, 2009 at 11:20 am
1st bitches.
Virrgodoll | November 11, 2009 at 11:21 am
wow, now someone on a stupid Kardashian show is a celebrity? isnt that a lil twisted?
UmmmNo | November 11, 2009 at 11:28 am
I spy no tits.
wtf | November 11, 2009 at 11:34 am
The 80′s called and is requesting those trunks back….
Ouch | November 11, 2009 at 11:42 am
Seriously, why is she wearing the bra part of the bikini? What’s the point? How does it stay in place.
No sir, I do not want to have sex with her.
See Alice | November 11, 2009 at 11:42 am
Nice Hips !
Stef | November 11, 2009 at 11:58 am
After a while, they’re indistinguishable from each other…the only difference is boob size. She’s not even in the running.
Ally | November 11, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Her dudes shorts look like the opening theme of Saved By The Bell.
Ipotpal | November 11, 2009 at 12:15 pm
very short legs
Tihomir Ipotpal | November 11, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Very short legs. Thsi is not cool. ???????
Erica | November 11, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Her torso is like 80% of her body, like Audrina Partride. For some reason that’s always accompanied by wide birthing hips as well.
e-rock | November 11, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Dear Fish,
I used to be a big fan of this site when you were FUNNY. What the hell? I really don’t mind the OCCASIONAL bikini post of some silly broad, but come on. This is SO LAME. NOT FUNNY at all. You need to spice it up, or you are really going to start losing your fans, which are mostly FEMALES. duh.
Hoping for a funnier Fish,
E-rock
http://www.thefamousphere.com | November 11, 2009 at 1:08 pm
I love it when the hip bones stick out a little bit, but her thighs are quite thunderous.
jacy | November 11, 2009 at 2:30 pm
way too thin. that guy looks like a douche. who is she again?
tad Bit Tipsy | November 11, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Man, I’ve fucked folding lawn chairs with more padding….
who dat | November 11, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Actually 2M people watched the Keeping Up With The Beasts. Guess there are 2M mental tards out there in TV land.
richard | November 11, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Eat some pies already.
Turd the third | November 11, 2009 at 4:30 pm
What a boring broad in a boring stick body. Don’t see anything here of interest. Come on fish you gotta start doing a freak of a lot better than you have these past few weeks!
richard | November 11, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Eat some pies already.
External Hard Drive | November 11, 2009 at 9:47 pm
I think that for someone so slim she has a nice defined waist. Not everyone can be curvy but she still looks good as she is.
e | November 12, 2009 at 3:49 am
i will copy paste the genius above
Dear Fish,
I used to be a big fan of this site when you were FUNNY. What the hell? I really don’t mind the OCCASIONAL bikini post of some silly broad, but come on. This is SO LAME. NOT FUNNY at all. You need to spice it up, or you are really going to start losing your fans, which are mostly FEMALES. duh.
Hoping for a funnier Fish,
E-rock
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What a boring broad in a boring stick body. Don’t see anything here of interest. Come on fish http://www.uggsmvp.com you gotta start doing a freak of a lot better than you have these past few weeks!
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Yooarel.com | November 12, 2009 at 11:04 am
LOL @ all of the “I wouldn’t do her / she’s not hot” comments.
Right. Okay. You’re sitting here online at a celeb. news website, denying pussy that you’ll never even SEE, let alone touch. Riiiiiight. Fucking morons. You know damned well you’d shag her if she wanted you to…. as if you have women even CLOSE to as hot as her knocking at your door, lol. Idiots.
not another sexually desperate, jobless virgin | November 12, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Lol @ yooarel.com, I agree 100%. Sometimes I read these comments just to imagine how painfully lame these people must be, since 60% of the comments are always picking apart the bodies of hot celebrities
vix | November 13, 2009 at 1:43 am
I’m kinda shaped like this.
only my boobs are bigger.
lol.
but still, so if you’re calling her fat,
then you’re calling alot of girls fat.
curves are curves.
respect them, don’t put them down to a catagory as “fat.”
Rex | November 13, 2009 at 5:43 am
I’m still trying to figure out how # 13 can call her thighs thunderous? I guess anorexic chicks are too fat for him.
me | November 13, 2009 at 9:22 pm
you people are such liars, you all know that you would fuck her brains out, girls included
ugg boots sale | November 17, 2009 at 5:50 am
you people are such liars, you all know that you would fuck her brains out, girls included
hitandwatch | November 18, 2009 at 9:49 am
She is pretty.
Erin | November 24, 2009 at 2:36 pm
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed……well until I was done at least.
nick outlet | January 8, 2010 at 9:50 pm
I like it
RR | June 8, 2010 at 11:26 pm
more of Carrie http://www.tifdb.com/models/carrie_amstutz/657