Here’s model Carrie Amstutz in South Beach yesterday, and I was just about to say you might recognize her as the Dash employee on both Kardashian reality shows but instead collapsed on the floor laughing for assuming anyone even watches them. Seriously, where do I come up with this stuff? Watching the Kardashians, I kill me!
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1st bitches.
wow, now someone on a stupid Kardashian show is a celebrity? isnt that a lil twisted?
I spy no tits.
The 80′s called and is requesting those trunks back….
Seriously, why is she wearing the bra part of the bikini? What’s the point? How does it stay in place.
No sir, I do not want to have sex with her.
Nice Hips !
After a while, they’re indistinguishable from each other…the only difference is boob size. She’s not even in the running.
Her dudes shorts look like the opening theme of Saved By The Bell.
very short legs
Very short legs. Thsi is not cool. ???????
Her torso is like 80% of her body, like Audrina Partride. For some reason that’s always accompanied by wide birthing hips as well.
Dear Fish,
I used to be a big fan of this site when you were FUNNY. What the hell? I really don’t mind the OCCASIONAL bikini post of some silly broad, but come on. This is SO LAME. NOT FUNNY at all. You need to spice it up, or you are really going to start losing your fans, which are mostly FEMALES. duh.
Hoping for a funnier Fish,
E-rock
I love it when the hip bones stick out a little bit, but her thighs are quite thunderous.
way too thin. that guy looks like a douche. who is she again?
Man, I’ve fucked folding lawn chairs with more padding….
Actually 2M people watched the Keeping Up With The Beasts. Guess there are 2M mental tards out there in TV land.
Eat some pies already.
What a boring broad in a boring stick body. Don’t see anything here of interest. Come on fish you gotta start doing a freak of a lot better than you have these past few weeks!
Eat some pies already.
I think that for someone so slim she has a nice defined waist. Not everyone can be curvy but she still looks good as she is.
i will copy paste the genius above
Dear Fish,
I used to be a big fan of this site when you were FUNNY. What the hell? I really don’t mind the OCCASIONAL bikini post of some silly broad, but come on. This is SO LAME. NOT FUNNY at all. You need to spice it up, or you are really going to start losing your fans, which are mostly FEMALES. duh.
Hoping for a funnier Fish,
E-rock
What a boring broad in a boring stick body. Don’t see anything here of interest. Come on fish http://www.uggsmvp.com you gotta start doing a freak of a lot better than you have these past few weeks!
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LOL @ all of the “I wouldn’t do her / she’s not hot” comments.
Right. Okay. You’re sitting here online at a celeb. news website, denying pussy that you’ll never even SEE, let alone touch. Riiiiiight. Fucking morons. You know damned well you’d shag her if she wanted you to…. as if you have women even CLOSE to as hot as her knocking at your door, lol. Idiots.
Lol @ yooarel.com, I agree 100%. Sometimes I read these comments just to imagine how painfully lame these people must be, since 60% of the comments are always picking apart the bodies of hot celebrities
I’m kinda shaped like this.
only my boobs are bigger.
lol.
but still, so if you’re calling her fat,
then you’re calling alot of girls fat.
curves are curves.
respect them, don’t put them down to a catagory as “fat.”
I’m still trying to figure out how # 13 can call her thighs thunderous? I guess anorexic chicks are too fat for him.
you people are such liars, you all know that you would fuck her brains out, girls included
you people are such liars, you all know that you would fuck her brains out, girls included
She is pretty.
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed……well until I was done at least.
I like it
more of Carrie http://www.tifdb.com/models/carrie_amstutz/657