Carrie Underwood & Hayden Panettiere Were The Only Thing Interesting About The CMAs

November 2nd, 2012 // 13 Comments

The Awards for Horribly Bland Pop Music With A Slight Twang For White Trash To Get Teen Pregnant To were last night, and literally the only thing interesting that happened was Carrie Underwood‘s dress had one of those boob window things and Hayden Panettiere looked kinda hot. Also, Taylor Swift didn’t win a single award for all those songs about Jake Gyllenhaal, so hopefully she learned a valuable lesson about not singing about every time some dude dumps her. We get it, men just want to have sex with you then leave when you bring up marriage. What an entirely unprecedented sequence of events, you special little snowflake.

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  1. Hayden Panettiere Carrie Underwood CMA
    Paddy McC
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    Ahh, so that’s how she made it work with Klitschko.

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    Taylor Swift sucks hard, but I sorta wanted to steal and engage sexually a life size cardboard cutout of the bitch I saw at walgreens.

    cuz I’m a sucker for tall blondes that look a little bit like cats.

  3. DeucePickle

    Yeah, who cares about the HBPMWASTFWTTGTPT Awards ?

  4. Hayden Panettiere Carrie Underwood CMA
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    Pixie power(sex)>Carrie Underwood any day

  5. The Country and Western Establishment didn’t like it when Jerry Lee Lewis at 22 married his 13 year old cousin in the 1950s and they don’t like that Taylor Swift at 22 was chasing around an 18 year old kid that just finished his Junior Year of High School.

  6. Hayden Panettiere Carrie Underwood CMA
    Bronson Pinchot's Hair
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    She has a nice knuckle on her purse hand.

  7. Hayden Panettiere Carrie Underwood CMA
    Bronson Pinchot's Hair
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    Whoa! No matter how much makeup. Still a busted face.

  8. Hayden Panettiere Carrie Underwood CMA
    Randi
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    Her extensions look AWFUL!

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