[UPDATE 1/10/11: So it turns out this is NOT Carrie Fisher, as many of you pointed out, which we just found out today from the photo agency we got them from who is typically a reliable source. On that note, you may now sleep at night knowing Carrie Fisher hasn't shrunken her old body into a shape that can fit inside the Princess Leia Bikini again. God be praised.]
Last year, Carrie Fisher succeeded Kirstie Alley as the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig and threatened to shed enough pounds to fit into the Princess Leia bikini again. Except what no one expected is that Carrie Fisher would actually lose the weight and turn into a walking skin flap of Holy Christ like in these photos from Friday’s Laker game, so please tell me she’s not going to wear the bikini now. I just got over Vader screaming “Noooo!” in Jedi, and my childhood’s anus can only take so much. It’s never been to Second Mile.
Photos: Splash News
“Luke… I lost my boner.”
You’d think she could have made time to stop into Cinnabon to have her hair done.
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.
That is not Carrie Fisher. Someone just wasted their money.
I agree. That is NOT Carrie Fisher.
That ain’t her. Not even close.
it’s a rodeo clown.
Are you sure that’s her?
Someone get this girl some Botox stat!
That is absolutely no way, Carrie Fischer.
Come on, we’d all be so lucky to look that good at eighty.
The force is strong with this one.
The force of gravity, that is.
NO WAY that’s Carrie Fisher
Oh my fucking gawd, that cannot be her. I am in total denial. That cannot be Carrie Fisher!!
Why does everyone in LA wear Uggs? It’s fucking hot and there’s no snow.
It’s going to be like in Elizabethan England, where black teeth were in fashion because it meant you could afford sugar to rot your teeth out. Funky foot odor is going to become the fashion in LA because it means you can afford winter gear even if you don’t need it.
so their souls don’t completely escape.
Google UGGS… Has NOTHING to do with snow. Was invented and originated in Australia for Surfers to warm up their feet after they would come out of the cold ocean onto the beach …Pam Anderson started wearing them on Baywatch in L.A. and probably got the idea when she was dating the Pro Surfers too… Not meant for the winter originally… And BTW- THAT IS NOT HER. I have seen that woman before, cant remember her name, sorry, but this is NOT Carrie Fisher…
No possible fucking way that’s her.
Kristin Stewart is looking a little rough these days.
I was thinking more Kristen Johnston.
That’s the Emperor, not Leia.
Eek. Even I know I’m too old to rock a bag like that without looking like I’m mentally retarded.
It looks like she’s been letting The Joker apply her makeup
That is hilarious- I was just going to write the same thing! Without the ridiculous red lipstick, she might look somewhat acceptable.
WTF
We need DNA evidence that this is really Carrie.
Smile Bitch!
Invisible fish hook… ur doing it rite
Ok, I get it now. The little red plastic purse and clown makeup gave it away. She’s definitely having playtime with a granddaughter.
House on fire, house on fire, put it out, put it out…
…then you would wake up in excruciating pain with a size 7 poop-chute.
Wow. I never would’ve thought that was her. There’s nothing even remotely familiar about that face.
Wow, not even Obi Wan can help her now.
Wow, she turned from Slave Leia to Salacious B. Crumb. I hate myself for coming up with that.
That’s her, you tell by the eyes.
Well….considering she’s 30 some years older now than when she filmed Star Wars, cant go that hard on her!
Why so serious?
She’s only 55. She looks 80. Sometimes, it’s a good idea to leave some fat on your frame when you get older. And, well, not apply your makeup when you’ve been drinking manhattans since 10:00 in the morning…
She would look pretty good if she had someone show her how to apply makeup. Doesn’t she have a gay to can help her with that?
Scary Fisher.
that’s not her. she was just on craig ferguson and she’s still losing weight.
and here we are….
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/454684/thumbs/s-LATE-LATE-CARRIE-FISHER-120103-large.jpg
Seriously… who told them this was her… and how did they believe it?
You dipshits, that’s not me…
Well, at least Leia knows she’s safe now…
Jabba doesn’t eat junk food.
That’s not princess leah, it might be the third girl in this photo. http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/Fisher,_Carrie/gallery/DGG-027184/
Nope, not her either… that’s my sister and my mom.
Unless she can regenerate and completely change her face like Doctor Who I don’t think that’s Carrie Fisher. It looks like a late-middle-aged Sarah Paulson. If it is here than Bravo, she’s just a nip and a tuck away from looking far more attractive than Callista Flockhart.
Looks like Carrie Fisher maybe hit “The Force” a little too hard.
Listen, you philistines, Caroline Munro did it first and did it better in The Golden Voyage of Sinbad in 1973.
ur a philistine
(zing)
SKYWALKER
“I’m Luke Skywalker! I’m here to. . .”
(PAUSE)
SKYWALKER (cont’d)
3PO! Open all the refrigerators on the detention level! Open all the
refrigerators on the detention level!
Would be accurate if that was her -it’s not…nose is wrong (unless she’s added to her nose – the shape is off)
No love fo’ the Haytas, the Haytas, Mad ‘cuz I got flo’ seats at the Laykas.
WTH?? I refuse to believe this is Carrie Fisher???? HUH?? Are you sure…….?? #SPEECHLESS
If she still has money I’d fuck her.
That’s not her.
I think it is her. Compare the noses with older pictures.
Yeah, compare the noses…it’s NOT Carrie Fisher.
no no no.
JESUS CHRIST IN PERSON HAD OTHER PLANS.
so he wasn’t there at all!!
What ever DID happen to Baby Jane?
amazing.
more like Carrie Fishface.
Maybe it’s Kyra Sedgwick’s mom or something.
maureen is right. there’s nothing about this thing that resembles carrie fisher.
She looks like a crazy old cat lady. Creepy.
yoda.