Jesus Christ, Carrie Fisher (Update: Or Not.)

January 9th, 2012 // 86 Comments

[UPDATE 1/10/11: So it turns out this is NOT Carrie Fisher, as many of you pointed out, which we just found out today from the photo agency we got them from who is typically a reliable source. On that note, you may now sleep at night knowing Carrie Fisher hasn't shrunken her old body into a shape that can fit inside the Princess Leia Bikini again. God be praised.]

Last year, Carrie Fisher succeeded Kirstie Alley as the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig and threatened to shed enough pounds to fit into the Princess Leia bikini again. Except what no one expected is that Carrie Fisher would actually lose the weight and turn into a walking skin flap of Holy Christ like in these photos from Friday’s Laker game, so please tell me she’s not going to wear the bikini now. I just got over Vader screaming “Noooo!” in Jedi, and my childhood’s anus can only take so much. It’s never been to Second Mile.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. “Luke… I lost my boner.”

  2. (Not) Carrie Fisher Saggy Face
    eric
    Commented on this photo:

    You’d think she could have made time to stop into Cinnabon to have her hair done.

  3. Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

  4. Joe Jenkins

    That is not Carrie Fisher. Someone just wasted their money.

  5. wb

    Are you sure that’s her?

  6. Snaggletooth

    Someone get this girl some Botox stat!

  7. dancoh

    That is absolutely no way, Carrie Fischer.

  8. dinosaurland

    Come on, we’d all be so lucky to look that good at eighty.

  9. (Not) Carrie Fisher Saggy Face
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    The force is strong with this one.
    The force of gravity, that is.

  10. (Not) Carrie Fisher Saggy Face
    Ron
    Commented on this photo:

    NO WAY that’s Carrie Fisher

  11. (Not) Carrie Fisher Saggy Face
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my fucking gawd, that cannot be her. I am in total denial. That cannot be Carrie Fisher!!

  12. VampiresAreFugly

    Why does everyone in LA wear Uggs? It’s fucking hot and there’s no snow.

    • dinosaurland

      It’s going to be like in Elizabethan England, where black teeth were in fashion because it meant you could afford sugar to rot your teeth out. Funky foot odor is going to become the fashion in LA because it means you can afford winter gear even if you don’t need it.

    • decalex

      so their souls don’t completely escape.

    • Lesliek007

      Google UGGS… Has NOTHING to do with snow. Was invented and originated in Australia for Surfers to warm up their feet after they would come out of the cold ocean onto the beach …Pam Anderson started wearing them on Baywatch in L.A. and probably got the idea when she was dating the Pro Surfers too… Not meant for the winter originally… And BTW- THAT IS NOT HER. I have seen that woman before, cant remember her name, sorry, but this is NOT Carrie Fisher…

  13. Brought It

    No possible fucking way that’s her.

  14. Kristin Stewart is looking a little rough these days.

  15. Da Cheese

    That’s the Emperor, not Leia.

  16. Eek. Even I know I’m too old to rock a bag like that without looking like I’m mentally retarded.

  17. Honkey

    It looks like she’s been letting The Joker apply her makeup

  18. Cock Dr

    WTF
    We need DNA evidence that this is really Carrie.

  19. Mando

    Smile Bitch!

  20. (Not) Carrie Fisher Saggy Face
    harriet snodgrass
    Commented on this photo:

    Invisible fish hook… ur doing it rite

  21. Ok, I get it now. The little red plastic purse and clown makeup gave it away. She’s definitely having playtime with a granddaughter.

  22. House on fire, house on fire, put it out, put it out…

  23. (Not) Carrie Fisher Saggy Face
    Maureen
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. I never would’ve thought that was her. There’s nothing even remotely familiar about that face.

  24. EricLr

    Wow, not even Obi Wan can help her now.

  25. Wow, she turned from Slave Leia to Salacious B. Crumb. I hate myself for coming up with that.

  26. Deacon Jones

    That’s her, you tell by the eyes.

    Well….considering she’s 30 some years older now than when she filmed Star Wars, cant go that hard on her!

  27. hmna

    Why so serious?

  28. VampiresAreFugly

    She’s only 55. She looks 80. Sometimes, it’s a good idea to leave some fat on your frame when you get older. And, well, not apply your makeup when you’ve been drinking manhattans since 10:00 in the morning…

  29. Donald Trump

    She would look pretty good if she had someone show her how to apply makeup. Doesn’t she have a gay to can help her with that?

  30. jackandkatearelost

    that’s not her. she was just on craig ferguson and she’s still losing weight.

  31. Carrie

    You dipshits, that’s not me…

  32. Johnny P!

    Well, at least Leia knows she’s safe now…
    Jabba doesn’t eat junk food.

  33. That’s not princess leah, it might be the third girl in this photo. http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/Fisher,_Carrie/gallery/DGG-027184/

  34. I'm A Jerk

    Unless she can regenerate and completely change her face like Doctor Who I don’t think that’s Carrie Fisher. It looks like a late-middle-aged Sarah Paulson. If it is here than Bravo, she’s just a nip and a tuck away from looking far more attractive than Callista Flockhart.

  35. Looks like Carrie Fisher maybe hit “The Force” a little too hard.

  36. cc

    Listen, you philistines, Caroline Munro did it first and did it better in The Golden Voyage of Sinbad in 1973.

  37. SKYWALKER
    “I’m Luke Skywalker! I’m here to. . .”
    (PAUSE)
    SKYWALKER (cont’d)
    3PO! Open all the refrigerators on the detention level! Open all the
    refrigerators on the detention level!

  38. (Not) Carrie Fisher Saggy Face
    test
    Commented on this photo:

    Would be accurate if that was her -it’s not…nose is wrong (unless she’s added to her nose – the shape is off)

  39. (Not) Carrie Fisher Saggy Face
    Hilarious
    Commented on this photo:

    No love fo’ the Haytas, the Haytas, Mad ‘cuz I got flo’ seats at the Laykas.

  40. lala

    WTH?? I refuse to believe this is Carrie Fisher???? HUH?? Are you sure…….?? #SPEECHLESS

  41. Inmate 12236969

    If she still has money I’d fuck her.

  42. (Not) Carrie Fisher Saggy Face
    Ann
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not her.

  43. tumble weed

    no no no.
    JESUS CHRIST IN PERSON HAD OTHER PLANS.
    so he wasn’t there at all!!

  44. (Not) Carrie Fisher Saggy Face
    kumquat
    Commented on this photo:

    What ever DID happen to Baby Jane?

  45. decalex

    more like Carrie Fishface.

  46. (Not) Carrie Fisher Saggy Face
    dinosaurland
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe it’s Kyra Sedgwick’s mom or something.

  47. (Not) Carrie Fisher Saggy Face
    jeffiner
    Commented on this photo:

    maureen is right. there’s nothing about this thing that resembles carrie fisher.

  48. (Not) Carrie Fisher Saggy Face
    CTgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a crazy old cat lady. Creepy.

  49. (Not) Carrie Fisher Saggy Face
    blueberry
    Commented on this photo:

    yoda.

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