Carrie Fisher Wants to Wear the Princess Leia Bikini Again

January 14th, 2011 // 38 Comments

Sweet Baby Jesus yes.

I was going to post this yesterday but, as is my wont, I became distracted with tits and spidered-men. So here’s Carrie Fisher assuming her role as the newest spokesperson for Jenny Craig after Kirstie Alley assumed her position as Earth’s second moon. Via Us Magazine:

“I would like to have the option of getting back into the metal bikini. I won’t be doing that, but I’d like the option.”
Fisher, who has already shed 12 pounds on the portion-control focused plan, is aiming to lose around 30 pounds total — and get over her fear of the weigh-in.
“I’ve jumped out of planes, just last week, I jumped off a cliff in Jamaica,” she told Us. “I’m pretty fearless, but my scale is frightening. So I would go to the doctor and I would stand not facing it. That’s an adult! I have a child. So that’s something I’d like to not do anymore, be frightened of the scale.”

Somewhere Adrianne Curry is somberly hanging up her Leia bikini and webcam. In a way she always knew this day would come. Just not so soon…

I’m kidding. Put it on now and I’ll post a 500 pic gallery. Seriously, I’ve been staring at Carrie Fisher all morning. Save me, Fameywhore Kenobi, you’re my only hope.

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. lightdragon

    there was a time i would have sold my soul to do her in that metal bikini. now i hope she didn’t sell her soul to do me in that metal bikini.

  2. Jim Bean

    Wow. Didn’t even recognize her.

  3. Cock Dr

    I’ll never disrespect the Princess.
    I hope she’s doing this for the weight loss, not so much for the cash.
    Have fun on the treadmill.

  4. DKNY

    Leave the metal bikini to Olivia Munn, please.

  5. Savalas

    At this point, it would be easier to find a different girl for the bikini, and cast Carrie Fisher as Jabba the Hut

  6. YOU WILL RESPECT LEIA

    Ok, all. It’s fine to bash celebs. BUT this is PRINCESS LEIA. You shalt not bash Leia. Ever. Regardless of her history with drugs/alcohol/weight, etc.

    She’s aged and trying to get healthy. Let us all be at peace with that, and imagine her as she would want us to- on screen, in ROTJ, young, pretty, in the gold bikini.

    DON’T MAKE ME GET ALL WOOKIEE-LIKE UP IN HERE!

  7. Mortimer Duke

    Shes gonna try for the bikini?? Maybe she should start with wearing a pair of heels first. Nice shoes there, grandma.

  8. YOU WILL RESPECT LEIA

    I SAID “EVER” PEOPLE!!!

    DO
    NOT
    MOCK
    LEIA!!!

    I WILL GET ALL MY MITICHORIANS UP IN HERE AND TAKE DOWN THIS SITE LIKE LUKE DID THE FIRST DEATH STAR.

  9. You wanna what? Uhm…no thanks, Princess Leia, I’m all set.

  10. Snaggletooth

    Fuck yeah, I don’t care what anybody says. I been fantasizing about her since I was 7 and saw that shit in the theater. I’ll pound two fingers of whiskey and eat that pussy till my jaw locks up and then I’d fuck that sweet pussy till the skin on my dick goes raw. Then i have a smoke and do it again.

    Who’s your punk rock daddy?!?

  11. Rough leaks on the superficial

    Shes going to need to do a lot of arm twisting, because “option” these days is so hard to just casually part with…

  12. Kodos

    “I felt a great disturbance in the Force..as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced..”

  13. Eric

    Did she fall asleep in a vat of Botox?

  14. jumpin_j

    “Kirstie Alley assumed her position as Earth’s second moon.” (pause) “That’s NO MOON!”

  15. S.

    I’d love the option to scrub such imagery from my mind- that’s not happening- I hope she feels my pain like an iron rod to the shin

  16. I wanted to bang her until I found out she was my sister.

  17. Johnny Cage

    I’d still hit it, with or without the bikini.

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    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.

  19. Evil

    She’s crazy, but I love her.

  20. oldfool

    “It is balloon!”`–Hekawi Indian

  21. obregon

    I just hope she had the forethought to make a sextape in the Leia bikini before she started “filling out”. Maybe she’ll release it on her deathbed — she’s bi-polar, so I’m guessing this could happen.

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    Lissa
    Commented on this photo:

    I just watched Carrie on The View, and she is High on something toooo much of Twitching,rubbing her face, and acting like a tweeker….WOweeeee!!

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    Mikas
    Commented on this photo:

    I love her eyes!!!

  24. Carrie Fisher
    Commented on this photo:

    410080 391985Awesome read , I

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