“Don’t put it in your mouth. Don’t put it in your mouth. Don’t put it in your mouth…”
In an interview for The Advocate to promote her new HBO special Wishful Drinking, Carrie Fisher confirms one of the worst-kept secrets in Hollywood: George Lucas is addicted to midget sex John Travolta does not enjoy conceiving babies with Kelly Preston. And not just because they’re a vessel for the dead, though I’m sure that was a factor:
I know you and Travolta go way back, so let’s get really blunt here: Does his legal team have any business demanding Gawker remove a recent post suggesting that he’s given blow jobs?
Wow! I mean, my feeling about John has always been that we know and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss. Just leave it be.
With Travolta about as far out of the closet as he can get now, there’s only one logical progression from here. That other obviously gay guy who believes alien ghosts stubbing their toes in a volcano caused depression: Kirstie Alley.
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He starred in musicals; enough said.
and he played a woman in one…
My man boobs are very juicy. When I read this my nipples exploded.
Yup.
Ergh, my yup was directed at the musicals not the puffy lactating man boobs.
Suuuure it was….
LMAO! Riiiiiight! ;)
I agree with Carrie. No one cares. Except, you know, the sacred space ghost of L. Ron Hubbard.
Carrie had a child with a man who had to finally tell her that he was gay. Then he left her for a man. She really knows gay.
Look it up.
John was born gay 50 years ago. She didn’t OUT him. Not here. He is out everywhere but in the flyover states.
No, dumbass. We know too.
1st- I love John Travolta as an actor. Not GREAT, but undeniably fun to watch. (Broken Arrow and From Paris with Love, so much fun!)
2nd- I couldn’t care less that he sucks a dick now and then. I’ve seen a couple I might try, and I am irrevocably hetero.
3rd- I have less respect for him for hiding it. Come out, Come out, wherever you are!
+++1
If you’ve ever wanted to blow a guy and you’re a guy, then you’re not irrevocably hetero. It’s a big, wide, granular spectrum of sexuality out there, and our silly insistence on jamming people into one of a few basic categories isn’t very helpful to establishing a healthy and honest self-image.
If Travolta could have learned this early on and been comfortable with himself, he might not have fallen into a “religion” that’s openly hostile of all non-hetero orientation and forces confessions about sexuality during indoctrination. Confessions, by the way, that are often recorded and held over celebrity members’ heads as leverage at a later time.
Scientology is as much anti-gay as it is anti-sanity. Travolta, Cruise & Smith probably all joined on the belief that “auditing” and other Scientology teachings would help them get over their “addiction”. Because obviously any psychiatrist who tells you that you can’t therapy the gay away is obviously part of the whole evil psychiatry conspiracy. So stop taking your medications and start taking vitamins and sitting in a sauna and soon you’ll be straight and having a casting agent find you a wife in no time!!!
Travolta: did you say Sauna?
+1
hear hear!
Thanks for the confirming info Princess Leia.
Whatever..
Who cares whether he’s gay or not. I just wish he would admit to his horrible hairpieces.
Dude wears more lacefronts than Tyra and Beyonce combined!
Lol
his wife cares
No matter his orientation his movies remain “Travolting”
Thats Travolta ticked off the list, now its just Cruise and Jackman to go.
Cruise and Jackman, AND The Superficial writer, Bruce Willis (buy a clue: his name is Bruce), Barry Soetoro, Hilary Clinton, Spencer Pratt, Jeremy Renner, Mel Gibson (why do you think Jodie likes him?), Catholic priests, art school students, and Zach Galifianakis.
lmfao quite a list you got there.
Mario Lopez, Liberace, Ryan Seacrest
You forgot Will and Jada Smith. Could you imagine that horrible swinger party?
Wife: “Woohoo, Sciccors with Jada!”
Husband: “Wait… I thought it would be the other way around… NOOOOOOOO!!!!”
Dont forget Puff Daddy.
Right on with all of these but dont forget the biggest one of all. Justin Timberlake and his strap-on wearing lady Biel.
Why is Carrie Fisher getting an HBO special? Vampires, gangsters, and Carrie Fisher. HBO’s got it all.
Not that I have any problem with the gay peoples, but isnt it ODD how many of these celebrity closet homsexuals are Scientologists??? Its like, is that part of the Religion? You cant get in unless you’re gay? And lie about it?
I ask cuz my neighbor is a Scientologist (very annoying because out of every Religion Ive encountered, the Scientologists are the only ones really hell bent on “recruiting” people) and he lives with a woman. I dont know if anyone told him hes pitchin for the wrong team and becuase of this L Ron might not let him on the star ship!
LOL
Ever hear of the Spanish inquisition?
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
He and Renfield make a nice couple, they should just be open about it.
He looks like he just gave a blow job in some of those pictures.
It’s only a matter of time before Renfield write his tell-all memoir.
Princess leia had an incestual attraction to her effeminate twin
I got to meet Carrie Fisher a few years back. I totally still hit it like Tyler Durden after he broke in the playboy mansion.
Is there a celebrity branch of the Blue Oyster Bar, they observe this guy doing these acts. I’ve seen this guy kissed another man (off an airplane) on this website, and I still don’t believe his gay….Yes I’ve been sheltered.
He’s>his
Even though I don’t think travolta is gay, I still could never get most of these handsome male lead types in hollywood/music who jump out and say they’re queer. It’s almost as if they’re trying to make a trend as if it’s hip to be f@ggy. I mean listen, you’re adored by women, have no morals, have lots of money and yet you’re not letting chicks ride you like a Harley every night? WTF?
You’re sweet for saying you find me handsome. How’d you like to join me on a Cruise?
Johnny, as professional trolls go, you’re pretty lame.
I wasn’t trying to troll WhatTheHOlyHeck, it’s just simple logic. Guys who like other guys hairy rectums over the voluptuous hordes of babes who love them have mental disorders. I know I ruffled the feathers of a few queers with that statement, but somebody needed to say it.
@John Travolta
lol, Anytime bro :D
Welcome back, Vinnie Blowbarino. We Thetans like our celebrity spokesqueers so much we don’t even care that you and Tom use your e-meters for prostate stimulation..
They should call him Tug Job Travolta…
Don’t look so down, John. Someday your Fresh Prince Will come.
At least we still have Tom Cruise as the perfectly straight action hero.
Yeah, Tom is PERFECTLY straight…for a gay guy.
Who cares?? $cientology aside, he seems like a very nice, decent person. I believe the only reason he doesn’t want to come out publicly is *not* the reaction of the public, but of the Church of $cientology. It’s the same reason that he denied his sons autism for so long. Too bad, I like him – he should just cut ties with the cult and come out already.
He is not gay. They use to say the same thing about Rock Hudson too………….
lol.
Yeah I got the reference. :)
Wait…so does that mean that I get to sleep with Kelly Preston?
Unless your gay and believe in some crazy alien story… then no:)
Fish – this post has unleashed some of the best comments of 2010. Way to bring the year to an end!
And, what’s the deal with Katie Holmes and Kelly Preston? Both are very attractive women and yet, they willingly participate in these charades. Does Scientology really pay that well for them to sign on to go along with the story line?
does it not occur to anyone else he may just be BI?
no. because BI does not exist.
You are wrong, wrong, wrong that Bi does not exist.
It most certainly does.
I used to think Hollywood was half straight and half gay, but over the years, I have had to change that to quarter straight, quarter gay, and HALF bi.
Live with it.
What I truly love about this site is the well reasoned comments from all of the self righteous weirdos that usual accompany any posting regarding celebrity misconduct or sexual orientation.So along comes a wonderful opportunity to use those stored up comments on an “A-Lister” and you guys all take the high road….what the crap happened? Did L Ron send his magic alien dwarf (read Tom Cruise) to your homes ,threatening to send Xenu and the boys by for an intervention if you commented about Travolta? Then there is the fact that you are all so complacent about these comments coming from Carrie Fisher, who was last relevant to anything when she was perpetually trying to kill John Belushi in the “Blues Brothers”.
The truth is Carrie is a lesbian,check out her style of dress and the super short haircut that she has allowed to remain gray for about 15 years now….it screams aged dyke. She would love to call attention to the LGBT community and add another big name star to the list almost as much as Perez Hilton wants every young boy to be gay.
Who the crap are you guys all kidding with the,”We don’t care if he is gay or not!” bologna. You’re glad he’s gay, if you’re a heterosexual guy because you don’t have to care that your lady is always abscessing about how HOT he is knowing she wants to F*#& his brains out because deep down you know his true love is Tom Cruise. The rest of you are glad he is gay because he has always been on your “secret crush” list and you thought he wasn’t on your team.
In the end it really doesn’t matter which team he is pitching for,,,,none of you and maybe that should none of us is ever going to have a shot at him or his old lady! Peace out, Suckers! (pun intended)
I hate you and your long winded comments.
too long, i don’t think anyone read that… So whatever you’re writing about. Stop it.
zzzzzzzzzzzzz…!
abscessing?!? So…when my girl thinks about Travolta..she get’s an infection?
“hmm this is kind of familiar, just bring it up sloooowwly… open the mouth… wait, shit! I’m in front of the press!”
he put the eatin in thetan. Another triumph for scientur
igy. freakin’ whack jobs
Q: What does John Travolta say to a gay man?
A: “Mmmf, mmmp, slurp, mmmf, gag, mmp, gulp, swallow.”
Q: What clue is dropped in Pulp Fiction about JT being gay?
A: The scene where he’s caught reading the novel Modestly Blaise in Bruce Willis’s bathroom. As a writer for the gay mag The Advocate noted, the subtext of Modestly Blaise is totally gay. Besides, real men don’t read on the toilet, as real men squat, dump, and flush and therefore don’t have time to do anything as gay as read (literature is so gay anyway).
Modesty, not Modestly. Fingers don’t work right on Mondays.
Sad, quite sad. Hollywood should stop answering calls from people like Travolta, Cruise and Smith, and promote brighter minds than these power-driven morons.
P.s.
If anyone buys a Willow Smith cd is actually putting a penny in to rehab centers in years to come, ala Lohan style.
I didnt even know Will Smith was a Scientologist but its odd you would mention this. My kid played me that Willow Smith …ummm…errr….”song”…and the first thing to pop into my mind was “I wonder which one of Wil Smiths kids is going to die of a drug overdose first”. Terrible, I know! But when you push talentless spawn into the spotlight what can you expect?!
I think the second picture outed him more than anything anyone could say.
My parents raised me to never out somebody before they’re ready. (WASPs, you know.) Someone’s closet identity may be so precious to them, however fairy-tale, that someone even making an off-hand “duh” comment like that could destroy them.
On the other hand, they also raised me on Star Wars, so I’m mighty torn.
You humans are lucky Mr. Travolta doesn’t spear you directly midstern with his awesome (because…he is). And then dance on your broken, twitching body. As you know, when you go aboard the mighty ship, “USS Elron Hubbird”….EVERYONE is a fucking seaman. On a side note, you have 30 seconds until Mr. Travolta declares you dead, from outer space. Use those seconds wisely….
Well, he did give us Battlefield Earth. I guess he must of went to your planet of rastafarian aliens with plugs up their noses and decided it would make a great movie.
He’s over-rated…and you can have him back.
I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again.. I did not have sexual relations with that man.
“Um, just in case anyone missed Hairspray.. it’s true.”
Dont put it in your mouth, lol
hounding him for 30 years for being a pole smoker is a little vindictive
The real victim here, is Kelly Preston. All that primo pussy going to waste because Charlie Sheen shot her in the arm years back and turned her off to straight guys. That must’ve been some seriously traumatic shit for a sensitive actress, who probably already had daddy issues.
Kelly: Can’t you just hold me?!
Charlie: I bought you a Gucci for Xmas, we’re not in bed, HANDS OFF!
* BLAM *
Charlie says, “I don’t pay prostitutes to have sex with me, I pay them to leave.”
Travolta won’t shoot Kelly (unless she steals his Toblerones), cuddles with her, does her hair, flyes her anywhere she wants to go on the globe and they both can dance around while wearing her bra and panties, while singing show tunes. He must’ve bought her a hell of a vibrator, or Scientology has a great “auditor” that Kelly frequents.
three words; Saturday Night Fever
I was really ready to bring forth some stunning evidence that Travolta couldn’t be gay. My idea consisted basically of searching for pictures of him in the movie From Paris With Love… because he tried to look tough in that movie
http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/johntravolta.jpg
(hey. at least the earring is in the left ear. and we know he’s a top)
But all I did was type ‘John Travolta’ into image search and one of the first pictures was of him kissing a man (and kirk douglas at that)
http://www.palacalle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/john-travolta-kissed-kirk-douglas3.jpg
then, front and center on his wikipedia page, i found this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d1/John_T_color_01.jpg
hence i give up
THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY FOR ALL GAY MEN IN CHICAGO!!! RISE UP AND TAKE TO THE STREETS___________________________________
whoa… could his piece look more wiggy please?
The back of his hair somehow looks like a wig.
idk if he is gay or not, i love carrie fisher tho
If he was gay, the guys he blew would be clamoring to get their 15 minutes of fame just like Tiger’s hookers. Where are they?
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