Carrie Fisher Just Outed John Travolta

“Don’t put it in your mouth. Don’t put it in your mouth. Don’t put it in your mouth…”

In an interview for The Advocate to promote her new HBO special Wishful Drinking, Carrie Fisher confirms one of the worst-kept secrets in Hollywood: George Lucas is addicted to midget sex John Travolta does not enjoy conceiving babies with Kelly Preston. And not just because they’re a vessel for the dead, though I’m sure that was a factor:

I know you and Travolta go way back, so let’s get really blunt here: Does his legal team have any business demanding Gawker remove a recent post suggesting that he’s given blow jobs?
Wow! I mean, my feeling about John has always been that we know and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss. Just leave it be.

With Travolta about as far out of the closet as he can get now, there’s only one logical progression from here. That other obviously gay guy who believes alien ghosts stubbing their toes in a volcano caused depression: Kirstie Alley.

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