Carolyn Murphy sex tape arrest

January 13th, 2006 // 26 Comments

carolyn_murphy_thumb1.jpgCarolyn Murphy had her ex-husband arrested last week for trying to sell a sex tape they made on their 17-day honeymoon in Barbados.

Jake Schroeder, a surfer dude with a history of drug abuse, was thrown behind bars in California last Thursday and released on Tuesday after his bail was reduced from $500,000 to $33,000, which was paid by Internet Commerce Group, the company trying to market the two-hour video.

Schroeder, father of Murphy’s daughter, Dylan, 5, was in San Jose yesterday living in his car with two dogs. “He’s essentially homeless. He called this morning and asked if we could find him an apartment,” said David Gingras, a lawyer for ICG. “I told him if he’s arrested for anything else, even jaywalking, we’re not bailing him out.”

All this time I thought Britney Spears had married the biggest stooge in America, but I think Carolyn Murphy may have taken the crown from her. As pathetic as Kevin Federline is, I don’t remember ever reading about him living in a car with his two dogs, trying to extort his wife by selling a sex tape they made during their honeymoon. Although now I’m torn between hating the man, and hailing him as a hero. I’ve been trying to get a Carolyn Murphy sex tape for years, and the closest I’ve come is a blurry camcorder recording from the tree that sits outside her bedroom window.

MODEL’S EX JAILED FOR SEX TAPE [Page Six]

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  1. To have your life broadcasted to the world that your homeless and you were once married to a wealthy woman?

    The end results are going to be staggering. I can’t wait to see what happens. What a dumb ass.

    • blewdog

      Ive got your dumb ass mother fucker.I would live in a car before I kept living with someone when I wasnt happy but for your fucked off life that you got nothing better to do then post shit about me,yea good luck with all that..

  2. Meh Toole

    Wow.

    That’s pretty bad.

  3. rivercmb

    He should train his daughter to take pictures of her mom when she’s in the shower. That’d get him some good money and help strenghten the father daughter bond.

  4. DannyJames

    Who the fuck is Carolyn Murphy?

  5. LoneWolf

    Ditto to #4. Wouldn’t have had the first clue unless I had read the entire post.

    Now the question becomes “Where the f@ck can I see it?”

  6. susie-q

    Who is she? I hate these stories where the so called celeb is a virtual unknown … to me. Oh, Estee Lauder supermodel? Who cares.

  7. Sheva

    Let’s go to the videotape. If there’s any justice, he’ll get enough money for an early retirement.

    I heard she’s a real bitch. Time for the tape to “get” stolen.

  8. beachwood

    um, does someone want to tell Shaun, poor guy/gal, that “broadcasted” isn’t a word?

  9. WaitWhat?

    I don’t know who this broad is, but this whole sex-tape thing in Hollywood is getting really, really old.

  10. derekd

    You say at least K-Fed isn’t living in a car with two dogs and trying to sell a sex tape for beer money? Give it time my friend, give it time.

  11. breakitdown

    shes hot… i dont like husbands like that they shud get a real job

  12. hafaball

    so…was he able to sell a couple tapes or not? cause if one tape got out… :D

  13. Nurse Kellie

    So who is she?
    I’ve never heard her name before.

  14. liljbabe85

    Little tip for celebrities: sex tapes are no-no’s

  15. CheekyChops

    Why do these people feel the need to record their hot monkey sex? Is it because they are starved for attention when the cameras aren’t on them? Fuck sake.

    PS. Bono; if you are looking for someone to shag in a home made movie, call me. Cheers!

  16. HollyJ

    Another sex tape. And by a nobody. Whoopee

    These people are so self-absorbed that they have to tape themselves fcking so they can watch it later and admire their handywork.

    I personally can’t think of a more flattering image of someone than seeing them rutted like a mare while making sweaty fckface. Glamour beyond words.

  17. susie-q

    “Posted by beachwood on January 13, 2006 08:26 PM um, does someone want to tell Shaun, poor guy/gal, that “broadcasted” isn’t a word?”

    broad

  18. treesrock

    Carolyn Murphy was the covergirl for Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition in 2005 or 2004…

    Beleive it or not, there are some people who would be very interested in watching a SI Covergirl do it.

  19. moomoovacaroo

    i wonder if they banged in the car…now that’d be a hot video, supermodel getting banged by a homeless guy who’s got two mangy mutts licking his hairy ass. fun times! step right up peeps, only $14.95.

    and btw, not everyone who lives in their car is a loser. Compare: K-Fed, who lives in a mansion with Britney (I thought it was illegal to fuck livestock…?), or Me, who lives in my car but have a laptop, a pirated wifi signal, and a new porn flick starring Tom Cruise and Paris Hilton’s monkey ($29.95 for that one – damn monkey’s and their fees)

  20. AmberDextrose

    Celebs clearly do these tapes as insurance against future public disinterest.

  21. SMF121490

    I guess no one has learned that if you make a sex tape, there is a good chance it will be used against you when your relationship is over. Or, be stolen by your trusted body guard.

  22. wow, what’s with hot celebs dating / marrying scuzzy guys? http://hollywoodsnark.com

  23. Summer

    I was Jake girl friend for a long time I loved him and still do he’s a great person.He did not do what they say he did! He was set up.Her with all the money and power and that company in AZ (ICG)let Jake take the fall Carolyn should talk to Jake and aleast listen to he’s side of the story.I lived with him when this all happened..He didnt make any phone calls to hers or her mother an he DID NOT post the video to the web.He’s the father of her only child and he’s in a bad place all because of something he didnt do Carolyn should do the right thing and get in touch with him and at least hear him out..Shit she got in touch with him to have him put in prison. Now she should get in touch with him out of morals like I said he’s agreat person and this really messed miss up..I will say it again he didnt do any of that to her she needs to look at (ICG)not him and alittle girl needs her real dad..

  24. Summer

    I was Jake girl friend for a long time I loved him and still do he’s a great person.He did not do what they say he did! He was set up.Her with all the money and power and that company in AZ (ICG)let Jake take the fall Carolyn should talk to Jake and aleast listen to he’s side of the story.I lived with him when this all happened..He didnt make any phone calls to hers or her mother an he DID NOT post the video to the web.He’s the father of her only child and he’s in a bad place all because of something he didnt do Carolyn should do the right thing and get in touch with him and at least hear him out..Shit she got in touch with him to have him put in prison. Now she should get in touch with him out of morals like I said he’s agreat person and this really messed miss up..I will say it again he didnt do any of that to her she needs to look at (ICG)not him and alittle girl needs her real dad..

  25. woah. i knew jake for a while also. he IS a good person. my prayers and love go out to him.

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