Carolyn Murphy has a sex tape

Carolyn_Murphy.jpgPage Six is reporting that a 2-hour sex tape of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue covergirl Carolyn Murphy made with her now ex-husband has been stolen and that it may be released to the public soon. The ex-husband has confirmed the report and doesn’t seem keen on stopping the release, but Murphy’s rep is being a big old tease:

“We don’t know what’s on the tape – or if there really even is a tape – so we can’t comment on that. But Carolyn’s number one priority right now is raising her child in a healthy, safe environment, like any hard-working single mother.”

Yes, yes, she’s a regular Carolyn Murphy Brown. Making it in a man’s world and all that. Gotcha. Now let’s make with the naked, already. I’ll be by the computer, camping out in the tent I’ve pitched in my own pants. But hurry up, because as soon as my mind wanders from “Carolyn Murphy sex tape” to “Tom Sizemore and Paris Hilton sex tape,” it’s all going to come crashing down.

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