Somehow these bikini pics of model Caroline D’Amore from a few days ago slipped completely under my radar. Of course, one has to ask themselves: Who the hell is Caroline D’Amore? After some deep soul-searching I realized she’s a chick in a bikini. Now I feel spiritually enlightened enough to spend the rest of the day playing GTA in my boxers. I like to believe it’s what Jesus would do if he a.) existed and b.) drank a bottle of cooking wine because he’s too lazy to go to the store. Go forth, my children, and tell others what you’ve learned here today.
NOTE: Sweet Moses!
Photos: Pacific Coast News
The third shot? No boobs, and a droopy ass.- like a pear. PASS!
They’re starving where she lives?
No idea who Caroline D’Amore is but based on these pics which show equal parts of amazing beauty and stupidity, she needs Da Man to fuck her brains out. That will clear out the confusion.
PS: Yes she needs to get banged, two times!
Long time listener frsrt time caller…
Your coments are genius at best.. i cant beleive how you come up with such wordplay ….love from Australia!!
mediocre
At best model Caroline D’Amore is the girl next door, nothing else
#25 I’ll go one better and say that I DID. Some of them were quite good too.
NEXT!!!!
did this girl pay this site to put her on? shes skinny and tall but not pretty, and her body isnt even good. PEAR PEAR PEAR shaped. NOT CUTE FACE. looks annoying as fuck too
She bears a great likeness to Mia Sara (Ferris Bueller.)
Wow she looks so Penelope Cruz about 15 yrs ago. Another same ol’ same ol’
so anorexic. ewwwwwwww
PERFECTION
I am a jealous bitch
I would sip an enema out of her ass with a straw.
@12 – I gotta kinda agree on 60% of your list.
@17 – LOL Thanks for pointing out. Really odd angle. She looks like a blivet.
ella esta riquisima—sabrosisima–tiene una piel perfecta y cero grasa——-hermosisima y carismatica
she is the embodyment of the average US female.
lean, muscular and leggy.
# 66 Yes Sure. And Mao Tse Dung is the embodyment of the average US male.
The average US female looks a lot like Rosie O’Donnell.
She looks like she’s got some skinny fat going on there… she’s thin, but her skin is still flabby in her legs and arms.
And her face is ugly.
I thought I was one of the only ones playing GTA in boxers!
GO ITALY!
of course i live there
mwhahah
oh please…
Meh, nothing special. Probably why it slipped off your radar
/moving on
Gangly, dorky, geeky…whatever! Yeah, that pic #3 is unfortunate.
She’s average looking to me. She is really thin looking at her straight on but in other pics here she seems to have really narrow shoulders chest area, then kind of wide in the hips which makes her rear look to big for her body. Not very well proportioned. If she ever gains weight, she’ll look blah. Face is average too. But trust me, I am not saying I am perfect or being jealous. Just my honest opinion.
Are you guys serious…no1 has anything nice to say cuz your all haters…1stly obviously your arent the ones on the site cuz no1 cares about you therefore your reflecting all that resentment on a 20 sumthing year old…
she’s successful runs her own business’s..models…and is hot..besides being a really nice genuwine person..why dnt u ppl take it down a notch and think about if it were ur daughter…friend…wife..bla bla bla on here…
and she is skinny..not fat at all..
Is that because they are the best looking? Jealous much?
i remember this bitch when she was paris hilton’s tag-a-long worthless BFF.