Somehow these bikini pics of model Caroline D’Amore from a few days ago slipped completely under my radar. Of course, one has to ask themselves: Who the hell is Caroline D’Amore? After some deep soul-searching I realized she’s a chick in a bikini. Now I feel spiritually enlightened enough to spend the rest of the day playing GTA in my boxers. I like to believe it’s what Jesus would do if he a.) existed and b.) drank a bottle of cooking wine because he’s too lazy to go to the store. Go forth, my children, and tell others what you’ve learned here today.
NOTE: Sweet Moses!
Photos: Pacific Coast News
She’s a douch, and FRIST.
first
first
I’d stick it in her pooper!
Not to shabby
Ok, Fish has to make up for calling that leather bag “hot”. Still, this isn’t a celebrity news story. Even for chicks-in-bikinis, you’ve got to make it somebody no lower than B-list.
anyone can be a model now adays? have they seen her face in pic #19?
wtf is going on with this girls knees? they look like they belong on a large man. nice butt though.
pic #3 and 19 are pretty awful. Every school has a bunch of chicks like this, tall thin, yet slightly pear shaped due to the very flat chest and a fairly pretty face but not stunning.
I do however like your ever expanding array of substitutes for the word bikini, but I never had a problem with that word in the first place, only fat girls who can’t wear bikini’s hate the word bikini .
Sweet Moses indeed
she’s cute and i’m glad she doesn’t have fake boobs
in case all of you guys out there actually believe there are more than a few women on this planet who are both this stick thin and have breasts bigger than an A cup, which are obviously two traits the penis desires that are, together, completely unrealistic
Remember when this site used to be about actual celebrities? Let’s look at the current line-up:
* Caroline D’Amore — Caroline D’Who?
* Bristol Palin – not even close
* David Duchovny — famous but not overly “celebrated”
* Brody Jenner’s mom – not really a celebrity even when she was acting
* Katie Price – as if!
* Kim Kardashian – celebrity, maybe, but for what? Her ass?
* Britney – definitly a celeb although not as interesting now that she’s not crazy
* David Spade – yeah, but who cares?
* Michelle Hunziker – who?
* Anne Hathaway – celebrity but not exactly top-tier
I am so bored…
this girl would be such a pear if she gained any weight!
“in case all of you guys out there actually believe there are more than a few women on this planet who are both this stick thin and have breasts bigger than an A cup, which are obviously two traits the penis desires that are, together, completely unrealistic”
yes, yes, let’s have this conversation. for the 10000000th time.
Who is Caroline D’ Whore? Is that be Obammy mama? Is Obammy still dreaming of his daddy who ran out on the family?
I dont mind the z list celebrities,,,What I love is the community college graduates or not even that moonlighting as scholars on here…
pic three is just… unfortunate.
She’s perfect for a good raping.
hahaha i didnt see pic 3,,,she needs the racoon eyes make up and shes beettle juice!!!
I took a look at these photos and my two inches of manhood spang to life. Not real sure what to do with it though. I think I will try to find the cat.
id still spray her with gooey ball juice ya know,,,,oops i just type like a 12 year old again…damn…
Even Randal has nothing nice to say. :(
Randal
@12 – You are all over it. We should just submit photos and call the people in them models. I could go papper the next time my bottled blond neighbor runs by in spandex. She is looking good ever since her botox swelling has gone down – And she has a set of tits worth talking about.
Is this chick from Italy? I say fuck the Italians (the ones from Italy that is, not Italian Americans, per se). Not because of this chick, but just in general. Easily the most arrogant and egotistical people on Earth.
I just had to get that off my chest, sorry.
i’d like to fuck those italians too!!!!!
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Yikes, it’s an attractive unknown girl – better keep her away from the Republicans or they’ll go all glassy-eyed and say she should be President.
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kiddie porn day here at thesuperficial.com?
Nobody’s called her fat yet?!?!?!?
Guess he’s been reading our comments about how all of his subject lines are “So and so in a bikini” and reworded..
She should be grabbed off the sidewalk, stuffed in a van, taken to a garage, and made to star in a snuff film.
What a cow. She needs to lose a few.
@28 – Since when are pictures of a chick in her 20s considered kiddie porn?
Michael Jackson would hit that.
shut up# 12
sHE IS CUTE, SKINNY BUT CUTE. I WOULD COVER HER IN MY LOVE JUICE JUST LIKE I PLAN TO DO TO SARAH AFTER THE CONVENTION IS OVER!!
@34 – Ever thought about stand-up comedy?
She is a cool chick!
Y’know, I’m a libido drenched male, but I really don’t give a shit about this fuckin’ vapid whore.
The Fish is turning into “Bikini Review Daily”.
I understand the clever writer that we all love is getting memos from the top brass telling him to add tons of bikini pics, but shit, we can get better at any of the porn sites.
We come here for scathing commentary on celebrity, not bikini review, which inevitably spawns a ton of perverse comments from 8 year olds.
Get with it, Fish! Tell the top brass they’re wrong.
Who is this chick?
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Who is this chick?
Anyway, CPL has an EXCLUSIVE on Mischa Barton that’s freakin’ hilarious. Seriously…hilarous…it involves handcuffs! http://www.celebrityprayerlist.com
That is one hideous little twat. She has the Heidi Montag lock-jaw and everything.
WTF? They’ll need to do a lot photoshop on this one.
I love to have her eat me out.
Not good, dudes, not good at all.
TEAM SKINNY
I’d bang her, then strangle the butterface!
#12 – exactly! i couldn’t have said it better.
and Randal, you’re adoreable.
Nice legs….shame about the face.
This why I love this site …
babes everyday !! makes my day !!
love the first and the third shots !
XOXO