Carmen Electra’s career reaches inevitable zenith

December 15th, 2008 // 61 Comments

After starring in every single one of The Movie movies, you’ll be surprised to learn Carmen Electra isn’t sitting in a diamond mansion surrounded by a pile of Oscars. Instead, she’s making ends meet as a blackjack dealer at The Playboy Club in Vegas. When Carmen’s not dealing for the house, she poses for the occasional heroin addict and provides complimentary lap dances for Robin Leach. (He wears leather pants now.) While this may not be the pinnacle of luxury for an accomplished actress, Miss Electra was originally offered the position of Hugh Hefner’s diaper concierge. She chose wisely.

EDIT: Or she could just be the Celebrity Bunny Dealer for Playboy’s 55th Anniversary Party. Who are we to judge?

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Comments (61)

  1. first | December 15, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    Carmen is sexy

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  2. peterman | December 15, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    she’s looking tite.

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  3. spaceghost | December 15, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    still hot

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  4. Randal | December 15, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Carmen has been in and out of the industry for years but is just one of those actresses that is never forgotten.

    Not only is she an American glamour model, television personality and entertainer but she still remains a sex symbol for many men around the world.

    She’s best known for her acting in Baywatch, which is aired in over 100 different countries world wide, which propelled her to the front of the pack in many male magazine’s top 100 women of the year.

    A cherry was added to her long list of achievements when she won a movie award for Starsky & Hutch.

    I raise my glass of wine to you, Carmen.

    Randal

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  5. Miss Kitty | December 15, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    She’s looking a bit porky now

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  6. havoc | December 15, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    The only thing funnier than Carmen Electra dealing cards is Robin Leach wearing leather pants. And you worked them both into the same story.

    Well done…..

    .

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  7. necessaryROUGHness | December 15, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    She still looks wonderful base on these pics..

    +geez its really is a man’s world when Robin Leach can get laid,,,and he does!

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  8. THAT_GIRL_JENN | December 15, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    YUP.

    You white men love fake looking women with giant breasts.

    No wonder all your women get breast implants, why hasn’t anyone called her fat yet. You white guys hate anyone under a size 2.

    Asian women look like boys, no wonder Tila is so popular with you guys and you call Kim fat. GROSS! DATE A 12 YEAR OLD BOY YOU HOMOS!

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  9. Particle)Man | December 15, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    I’d totally beat that up. After I’d get through with her, there’d be absolutely nothing left. Nothing!…where’s my fleshlight?

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  10. Sharla | December 15, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    She’s still hot! I’d do her ;-)

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

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  11. Jackson'shole | December 15, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    A few months ago the news said she was pregnant. What happened??

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  12. lindary | December 15, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

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  13. The gorgeous one | December 15, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    AKKKKK!!!!!!
    Did anyone look at her hands?
    They look like she stole them from Madonna.
    I’m thinking that most of the regualr superfical commentators haven’t yet realized that Carmen got her start screwing Prince.
    Now I will just sit back and wait for all the racist comments to commense . . .

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  14. Sportsdvl | December 15, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    She’s just a glorified stripper. Still hit-able though.

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  15. p0nk | December 15, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    @8
    What’s wrong Jenn, another prom night finds you sitting home watching TV?

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  16. CaptainMorgan | December 15, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    She has amazing eyes. Especially when she’s looking up at you. Trust me.

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  17. necessaryROUGHness | December 15, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    lol @13 youre forgetting the hideous Dennis Rodman!

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  18. loved` | December 15, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    dammm she looks FAT!

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  19. loved` | December 15, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    dammmmm she lookz FAT!

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  20. King Jonga | December 15, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    Prepare my armada to take over the
    Incredible Palms Hotel and Casino, with many amenities to serve even the Kingliest of Kings or the Queens of all. This majestic 5 diamond hotel with its towers being shot down from heaven is centered around the fantasy city of Las Vegas it is the crown jewel of the dessert. Even if you dont get laid… We’ll lay you.

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  21. Binky | December 15, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    Robin Leach is still alive ?

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  22. Ted from St. Paul | December 15, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    Her face is as big and round as her left tit.

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  23. Hey Ted | December 15, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    #22

    And that’s a bad thing?

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  24. Claire | December 15, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    The girl behind her is hotter

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  25. James Grebmops | December 15, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    By zenith you mean nadir, its exact opposite, right?

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  26. Norway loves em dark | December 15, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    Listen now I would give anything to hook up with a hunk like Dennis Rodman. Scandinavian men all have small penises. Black men are very much the rage and we ladies would love to bring more over if they can stand the cold. We know how to warm them up!!!

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  27. dude | December 15, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    AHahahahahahahahahhahahAHAHAHAHAahahha

    hahahahahha

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  28. mimi | December 15, 2008 at 9:22 pm

    Overrated as Hell and a whore. What’s not to like? Can’t see how this chick is so revered. I guess most men truly are latent homosexuals.

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  29. Ted from Mimiland | December 15, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    Praying for mimi.

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  30. timmy the dying boy | December 15, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    Oh, I could SO fuck her like a bunny.

    What? Somebody had to say it, why’d if take so long?

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  31. azalea | December 15, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    @24: Girl behind her = horse face.

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  32. hausfrau | December 15, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    Yuck. She’s standing a banana peel and teetering over the slippery slope that slides down to Pamela Andersonville.
    She has a FAT, bloated carb face.
    Other than that, she’s fabulous.

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  33. Sickitten | December 15, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    I’ve always thought she was beautiful. Truly beautiful unlike Pam Anderson who is cute but basically a ‘makeup job’. Seems like both of these girls are heading for a nervous breakdown. It is interesting to watch Hollywood celebrities with a sketchy childhood starting to show the demons they never took care of once they approach middle age. The lesson: Get your shit under wraps while in your late 20′s & early 30′s.

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  34. Sickitten | December 16, 2008 at 12:00 am

    I’ve always thought she was beautiful. Truly beautiful unlike Pam Anderson who is cute but basically a ‘makeup job’. Seems like both of these girls are heading for a nervous breakdown. It is interesting to watch Hollywood celebrities with a sketchy childhood starting to show the demons they never took care of once they approach middle age. The lesson: Get your shit under wraps while in your late 20′s & early 30′s.

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  35. gerard Vandenberg | December 16, 2008 at 12:09 am

    be sure, folks:
    THIS LADY WON’T FORGET WHY SHE GOT FAMOUS!!

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  36. tagalog37 | December 16, 2008 at 3:01 am

    Carmen still looks beautiful based on the pictures.

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  37. manilloo | December 16, 2008 at 5:48 am

    well she is still good looking! and she can survive anywhere

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  38. mimi | December 16, 2008 at 6:32 am

    Think I’ll call in sick again today hit it pretty hard last night. Ted from LA you can save your prayers for yourself I have a good relationship with the Lord.

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  39. Érico Calixto | December 16, 2008 at 7:02 am

    Fuck it , she’s hot.
    I’d bang her like there’s no tomorow.

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  40. RichPort's Ghost | December 16, 2008 at 7:53 am

    This would have been so much more interesting if it was a blowjob contest.

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  41. jt | December 16, 2008 at 7:53 am

    she can’t dance. she can’t sing. she can’t act. she can’t write. she can’t direct. she can’t perform a spinal tap. what good is she?

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  42. Henrietta | December 16, 2008 at 8:26 am

    Sad, guess there’s not much for Carmen to do next – getting older plus what else did she really do best except showing half of her boobs or all? Oops.

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  43. Massa' | December 16, 2008 at 9:27 am

    She’s always been pretty hot, but forever tainted by monkey cock. And you know the saying, “Once you go Black, We won’t take you back.” And she probably has all those sickle cells stuck in her ape infested pussy, which would slice your dick apart. Such a shame, such a waste…..

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  44. Bickus Dickus | December 16, 2008 at 9:53 am

    This is what women are reduced to when they turn to the Darkie Side…..

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  45. rustingrabbt | December 16, 2008 at 10:18 am

    It is just me, or does she look bloated? Not saying she’s fat, but her face looks like its retaining water.

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  46. RichPort's Ghost | December 16, 2008 at 10:26 am

    I hear Republicans have smaller junk… is that true?

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  47. STEVE VAI | December 16, 2008 at 10:33 am

    check this out– http://www.liveautographs.com/p-84-carmen-electra-personalized-celebrity-experience.aspx

    Carmen is doing this on Wens. and you can get 20% off with the code — “the president thanks you”

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  48. jaime | December 16, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    so, superficial writer, unless you were being sarcastic, which doesn’t surprise me, you should have said nadir. zenith is heaven and nadir is hell, approximately. (im talking about your title)

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  49. Schadenfreudelicious | December 16, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    prime example of what happens when you get breast implants when you are rail thin, then put on a few pounds…you look like a sausage busting outta the casing….oh and she has man hands….

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  50. The Truth Poll | December 16, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Fun fact: 90% of Democrats are homosexuals.

    The other 10% are just queer.

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