Here’s the last round of celebrity Halloween pics before I go insane and start hitting myself in the nuts with a Jack-O-Lantern. Dig in:
1. Carmen Electra as “Sexy Theater Candy Girl.” I’m diabetic, you heartless bitch! Just kidding. Got any Jujubes?
2. Tila Tequila as “Asian Leprechaun Stripper Girl Who Really Wants You to Believe She’s Bi-Sexual.” Wait…
3. Aubrey O’Day as “The Little Mermaid after Her Freshman Year at College.” But, mom, the boys at the frat house said it was light beer.
4. And, finally, Kirsten Dunst as “A Super Stoned Version of Herself in Five Years.” Looking forward to the next Spider-man movie where Mary Jane (!) sits around watching Family Guy reruns all day. Web-tastic!
Photos: INFdaily.com, Splash News, WENN
mmm | November 1, 2008 at 2:02 pm
shes hot
Danklin24 | November 1, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Kirsten Dunst will be the next celeb to off herself. That girl looks fucking depressed wherever she goes.
Thigh Highs | November 1, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Lookin’ good, Carmen!
Pfffft! | November 1, 2008 at 2:11 pm
THIS BLOG SUCKS TOTAL ASS NOW.
You new writers are not funnie at all.
dragon43078 | November 1, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Boring. Time to find a new web site.
chupacabra | November 1, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Even my boyfriend who has had a crush on KiKi for years, took one look and said, “That’s rough.”
Yep.
Parker | November 1, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Haha Kirsten Dunst dressed as Ellen Degeneres for Halloween. How lame is that? Who the f**k is Aubrey O’day?
James | November 1, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Kirsten Dunst needs some help. Where’s the judge to find a responsible adult to manage her finances? Surely there’s enough money in her bank account to pay for serious rehab.
raccoon | November 1, 2008 at 2:41 pm
hey it’s devendra banhart in the 3rd picture with kristen, random.
Tom | November 1, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Gotta agree with #4, points 2 and 3 were funny, but the rest of it is dumb.
jennykilyy | November 1, 2008 at 2:58 pm
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
Sterling | November 1, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Yeah, I was gonna say along with # 9 — what the fuck is Devendra Banhart doing with her? And why is he dressed as Rasputin? Oh wait, that’s how he looks every day.
Devendra’s like the sleazy gypsy of L.A. Doom shadows his every move. When girls hook up with him it’s pretty much suicide. A prediction — Lindsay Lohan outlives Kirsten Dunst.
CaptainMorgan | November 1, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Carmen Electra. Yummy, sticky, sweet. Oh so tasty!
jakesaints | November 1, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Looks like something Diane Lane would wear. Show me your tits
jakesaints | November 1, 2008 at 4:42 pm
This looks like something Diane Lane would wear. Show me your tits Kirsten!
1moreidiotintheworld | November 1, 2008 at 5:45 pm
what the fuck happened to you Kirstin??? you always were homely looking but do-able, now you almost make Samantha Ronson look good…… Christ I can’t believe I just said that…….*gag*
rawrdinosaur | November 1, 2008 at 6:51 pm
One of Kirsten’s goggles is backwards. Heh. Wow. I’m so confused by her get-up. I can’t even properly mock her, because I’m not sure what she was trying to accomplish…
X | November 1, 2008 at 7:31 pm
I’m pretty sure Dunst is dressed as Karl Lagerfeld ( the fashion designer ).
Or second guess would be Andy Warhol.
An Ellen costume wouldn’t feature sunglasses like that.
Brandon | November 1, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Aubrey O’Day is looking haggard as shit. But damn…Carmen is looking good!
Brandon | November 1, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Aubrey O’Day is looking haggard as shit. But damn…Carmen is looking good!
Amy, Austin Personal Trainer | November 1, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Carmen looks exactly like Lauren from The Hills in this picture.
Balls McCoy | November 1, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Carmen isn’t in costume, it’s her uniform. Tough times for no-talents. Kirsten in anything is frightening. She celebrates Halloween all year round!
humpin frog | November 1, 2008 at 9:29 pm
O.K., who dug up Amelia Earhart? Anyone?
You know the drill. I’ll shut the lights off for five minutes and you put her back. Oh! I’ll put the shovel by this big hole here. GO!
Youtube | November 1, 2008 at 10:09 pm
sexy costumes
Go Back to High School Bitches | November 1, 2008 at 10:17 pm
What a bunch of stupid high school dropouts. They all look like the knocked up, unwed pregnant Temps we hire to be our company’s front office receptionists.
timmy the dying boy | November 1, 2008 at 10:45 pm
WTF is TIla supposed to be? She’s merely showing her usual poor fashion sense.
Harold | November 1, 2008 at 11:13 pm
That poor little puppy!!!
Trent | November 2, 2008 at 1:18 am
Thank You!
gerard Vandenberg | November 2, 2008 at 1:28 am
LICKING………………………………………………………………………..girls?
Adrienne | November 2, 2008 at 3:59 am
Aubrey looks like a mess.
dennissss | November 2, 2008 at 11:42 am
OMG! i feel sorta bad for aubrey, she’s mad ugly and she thinks so looks great cause of all her fakeness and plasticness… it’s mad sad =[
dennissss | November 2, 2008 at 11:42 am
OMG! i feel sorta bad for aubrey, she’s mad ugly and she thinks so looks great cause of all her fakeness and plasticness… it’s mad sad =[
Diana | November 2, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Aubrey used to be so pretty.
Carmen is the only one who looks decent in these pictures.
Kirsten Dunst doesn’t need a costume. She’s the ugliest woman in Hollywood.
Ifeelbadforthatgirl | November 3, 2008 at 10:15 am
Aubrey Day…what can I even say? she gets dumped by Diddy. She can’t even find a Halloween Costume that fits her or her poor sad looking dog. I think her straps were supposed to go around her neck but instead that thing (fat?) around her waist is preventing it from fitting properly. Looks like she went from Fame to Shame. Is this where we sing “So how you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it?”
Rainman | November 4, 2008 at 12:02 pm
hahahaha John Hackleman (Chuck Liddels Trainer) in the background of the first picture of Dunst
memory stick | April 27, 2010 at 4:54 am
Surely there’s enough money in her bank account to pay for serious rehab.she is looking gorgeous…Carmen rocks..