Carmen Electra should look into buying a mirror

commish: Oh, I’m sorry did I just scuff your Manolo with my hiking boot?

Britney had a baby boy

why is this posted???

check it out here : http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com

“sources tell us that Britney purposely lead the media to believe she was having a girl when she knew she was having a boy all along”

did Britney name her baby Prison or Attica or something Jail-related?

#95 – so, did you ever ride that sybian yourself and yell HeeeeeHawwww!!

by the way, did you guys happen to see the pics of SJ and her teenage husband bathing in a pool of dirty water?

Maybe the new mommy and daddy will squirrel this kid away for five or six months before revealing it to be the product of a Seal and Heidi Klum union. The timing is about right, isn’t it? Isn’t Heidi perpetually knocked up? With gophers?

104–I just couldn’t bear images like that at this point of the day.

Commish: hopefully shitney will get herself a tubal ligation now and stop procreating. Seal and Heidi are okay, but not Britney and Kevin. Oh, *swallows puke in mouth* what happens if there is a baby lilac queen on the way?

I missed the dirty bathing pics. Dangit!

Hopefully the only thing lilac queen’s fucking is her dog. Stupid people should not procreate.

Well I guess this settles it – Dave must be AC-DC after all.
She still seems to be suffering the after effects.
(Ok I’m done)

Seriously doesn’t even look like her. I guess the hair does make the woman.

do you think SJTLQ will go all “Carrie” on us and dump a bucket of pig blood on me or you, Commish? Or Ferret? She kinda looks a little Carriesque, and she’s got that religious thing going on.

SJTLQ, very cute.

I can see you!

#110 – she does look like “carrie”, I’m looking at one of their pictures right now, she has lime green fingernails and what seems to be a baby blue bikini and on top of this is her teenage husband fingerbanging her, also, due to the mirkiness of the water, I do believe they are taking their monthly bath.

SJ must be cringing right about now!!!

seriously though, i can’t help it. this pic., her hair, everything about it literally pisses me off. what did she tell her stylist, “i’m gonna flip my head upside down and when i do you empty out that can of aqua net on it and blow dry it until it looks like it will snap off.”?

Jesus…..she’s like herpes…..just doesn’t go away.

Talk about stalking and harrassing and antagonizing. I mean, it takes brass balls to cry like a bitch and then keep coming back for more. Brass balls or a masochistic streak, I dunno. Fuck this.

threatens law suits and shit and then she’s back for more with her personal info at the world’s fingertips! she’s like the chicks that get wasted, go at it hot and heavy with a guy, has animal sex then when word gets out that she’s easy she claims rape….but she’s out at the bars the next weekend!! What the fuck?

Has no one noticed the freakish resemblance between these photos and Jason Lee’s character, Syndrome in “The Incredibles”?

#111 – come closer so we can poke that shithole eye of yours

@111

Good. I hope you understand sign language.

I wonder how many guys she had cum in her hair to get that look?

Just one – Me. ; )

That’s what happens when you first see my three-and-a-half-foot-long johnson.

I’m Mr. Heat Mizer

I’m Mr. Sun

I’m Mr. Heat Mizer

I’m Mr. 101

All we need is a photo of her chasing some dalmations for a coat and the movie will be complete

OMG, that crazy bitch is back? hahahah… what a douche.

I’m Mr. Meat Sizer

I’m Mr. Fun

I’m Mr. Meat Sizer

I’m Mr. Love Gun

That’s not Carmen Electra! That’s Tracy Ulman on crack! Yikes!

She was overheard backstage yelling, “Where you going?… Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you’re out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh… I think I love him.”

Has it ever occurred to some of you that you don’t recognize Carmen in this picture, because you are used to seeing her only when she has 5 lbs of make-up on? Yes, in the above photo she is wearing a lot of make-up…BUT nowhere as much as she normally wears. Also, her usual make-up style is exaggerated–dark, arched eyebrows, tons of eyeshadow and liner, etc.

And I think she usually wears some sort of spray-on tan; she looks awfully pale here.

The 5 lbs of make-up she usually wears hides her age well.

Here teeth, however, are horrible.

Has it ever occurred to some of you that you don’t recognize Carmen in this picture, because you are used to seeing her only when she has 5 lbs of make-up on? Yes, in the above photo she is wearing a lot of make-up…BUT nowhere as much as she normally wears. Also, her usual make-up style is exaggerated–dark, arched eyebrows, tons of eyeshadow and liner, etc.

And I think she usually wears some sort of spray-on tan; she looks awfully pale here.

The 5 lbs of make-up she usually wears hides her age well.

Her teeth, however, are horrible.

What.the.fuck.?

she looks so old… like she’s on the road to liz taylor land

Just a reminder to the masses: Dirtbag damnYELL and danYELL the cunt are one in the same, a 19 year old ass-to-mouth cafeteria employee at Trinity college who runs by the inane and uncreative typekey name danielle. Just thought I’d clear up the confusion. With your help, she can fail remedial English by not getting the hint and continuing to post here during class on her stolen laptop, and remain an embarassment to Black folks everywhere. She will be posting under my name occassionally, because she really needs a friend, and trying to stir up some shit since she’s recently been chased out of her projects for stealing crack and not giving the promised toothless blowjob in return. I’d rather fuck Paris Hilton during one of her weekly herpes flare ups, without a condom and fresh razor slits on my cock, in the middle of Times Square while the Naked Cowboy plays us a diddy cheering us on, than touch this spent trojan.

Just a reminder to the masses: Dirtbag damnYELL and danYELL the cunt are one in the same, a 19 year old ass-to-mouth cafeteria employee at Trinity college who runs by the inane and uncreative typekey name danielle. Just thought I’d clear up the confusion. With your help, she can fail remedial English by not getting the hint and continuing to post here during class on her stolen laptop, and remain an embarassment to Black folks everywhere. She will be posting under my name occassionally, because she really needs a friend, and trying to stir up some shit since she’s recently been chased out of her projects for stealing crack and not giving the promised toothless blowjob in return. I’d rather fuck Paris Hilton during one of her weekly herpes flare ups, without a condom and fresh razor slits on my cock, in the middle of Times Square while the Naked Cowboy plays us a diddy cheering us on, than touch this spent trojan.

Fox is picking her up for a new show: “When Flowbees Go Bad”

Think “costume party”–Cruella Devil

she wasn’t AT the fashion show, she was IN the fashion show; that styling was part of the runway look.

pfffft.

Interesting. Apparently I’ve posted an update on someone and I’ve warned all of us, inronically enough, that the person I’m describing may post under someone else’s name/identity. Great.

The dead giveaway is that I refer to my manly anatomy and….well, I’m a girl, hence the “mommy” part of my name. Even hermaphrodites can’t make a baby. They can fuck themselves, but not impregnate themselves.

Nice try, loser.

My dick has never been this hard in my entire life. Okay, maybe that one time when I was lost in a zoo…

da da da dummmm..da dumm..da da da dummmm..da dumm..da da da…

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Jrz, that’s our good friend Dirtbag damnYELL. She decided she liked my post so much, and is so enamored with your wit, that she (it?) thought it would be funny. She has failed again.

well dammit, looks like i missed out on the pig roast AGAIN. shit. hopefully everyone is up & at ‘em this morning on another thread.

Nice dye job on the teeth- they match the hair well

she looks very “electra”

oh dear… was she attempting to copy what Vogue did to Kirsten Dunst this month? since when is Marge Simpson the go-to girl for hair style ideas?

That pic was taken when she caught Dave in bed with Dennis Rodman

Actually, she didn’t show up like that. She was in the fashion show, and usually the hair/make-up of those shows are nuts.

It’s a little late for senior prom, sweetheart, mmmmkay?

oh g.o.s.h!
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She looks really old. The wonders of unflattering lighting, eh? Oh, and hair that looks like it might jump off her head at any moment and attack someone.