Carmen Electra should look into buying a mirror

September 12th, 2006 // 151 Comments

  1. jrzmommy

    why is this thing posting that one comment of mine over and over and over? Okay, before I get angry, before I lose my temper, let me eat a Jujyfruit and take a look at Carm up there………Okay I’m better. Hee These pictures are like laughing gas. Hee hee.

  2. RichPort

    I don’t want the sentence police on my ass.
    it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would,

  3. jrzmommy

    Did she do some of Ditty Kukakis’s shock therapy?

  4. Looks like she took her vibrator into the bathtub. Seriously, shut-in hair aside, she’s beginning to pay the toll for all the bad cock she’s been burying her face in for years. The waxy skin, the wrinkles even trowels of make-up and monthly plastic surgery can’t conceal. Look at some of the dick she’s had over the course of the last ten years: Prince, That Fugly Guy From Cyprus Hill, Dennis Rodman, and Dave Navarro. What do these guys have in common (other than sexual identity issues)? STD city.

  5. Ron K

    Two words: Phyllis Diller.

  6. commissioner

    Dang. Can’t get pics of SJ’s trailer.

    I am advising you to run a quick scan for spyware after visiting “please leave me alone’s” page.

    My computer had the hiccups for a few minutes.

  7. Dan

    Her hair was sticking up, and THE SUPERFICIAL made reference to electricity! Delightful! How about something like, “Kirsty Alley’s so fat, she looks like a whale or an elephant!” next time?

  8. jrzmommy

    commish–yeah, mine too. I couldn’t even get into her dumb blog anyhow, just the same lesson on cyberstalking. Bah–whatever, she’s like DanYELL to me now anyhow, I’m done with her.

  9. hottttbiattttch

    omfg jrz you are so damn funny reading your posts were funnier than the picture itself

  10. camabron

    She’s turned damn uglae too !!

  11. snang

    She was modeling, there were several other biotches with hair similar to that. But it is definitely her. Here’s a photo of her pre-show, fitting for that dress.

  12. Angry Ferret Jones

    Come on Superficial, feeeeeed me.

  13. Angry Ferret Jones

    Good news, a link to the photo of SJ’s trailer!

  14. Zanna

    She looks like one of those freaking troll dolls.

  15. RichPort

    #52 – Well people, I am now official. I am getting trolled by Dirtbag damnYELL for missing the spacebar. This from an idiot who’s idea of forming a sentence is no punctuation coupled with multiple mispellings. Thank you, you idiot. My legacy continues to grow. You have just paid me the ultimate compliment.

  16. Angry Ferret Jones

    Oh man. On one of her sites someone asks SJV “How do I increase my site traffic?”

    She replie: “I have found that the best thing to generate traffic is leaving comments on other blogs. You want to try to be one of the first 5 to leave a comment so people will see the link to your site first.

    You want to leave comments on sites that already have a TON of traffic. I found that Fashion Blogs and Celeb Gossip Blogs get a tremendous ammount of traffic. When I started leaving comments there, my hits went from about 40 hits a day to almost 200 a day.”

    No shit!

    So let me get this straight, you leave comments on Celeb Gossip Blogs in order to get traffic. But when the traffic arrives you slam the door in our faces and tell us to leave you alone? That is NOT very trailer of you.

  17. Poster # 30 – don’t you mean Ultracuts? Hahaha.

    Carmen looks greasy in that picture. Sweating out the magic mushroom chemicals she swallowed before butchering her hair. She’s got the “perma grin” too.

    “Look at Carmen all dressed in red, I-KO I-KO un-day
    I betcha five dollars she’ll give you head
    Jock-a-mo fee-na-ne

    Talkin’ ’bout, Hey now! Hey now! I-KO I-KO un-day”


  18. Angry Ferret Jones

    Hehe – Oh, and by the way, it Daliek wasn’t running that piece of shit FireFox and publishing his pages with such weak-ass tools it would be much harder to pull up your old shit on the web. As it is now, you are an open book.

  19. thesarahficial

    her hair not only looks retarded but it looks like a freakin old lady trying to look like carmen electra!

  20. Angry Ferret Jones

    Sarah-Jean, have you ever been to the Green Tops Campground?

    Oh wait, of course you have. Because you work there…

    OK, I am done now. Seriously, it is amazing how much of your life you have chosen to put up on the web for our pleasure.

  21. The Devil's Prom Date

    Clearly, the good people at Budweiser Select sponsored the event (you can see the logo in the background) and demanded she wear her hair in tribute to the fine, crisp, clean-finishing taste of their magnificent product.

    (If the Anheuser Busch poeple are reading this- please send me free beer. I’ll happily shape any/all of my hair in whatever ridiculous configuration pleases you most. You are the brightest star in the firmament of beer- or, beermament, if you will. I am but a mote in the fold of your robe- a thirsty, desperate, mote. Thank you, and stuff.)

  22. Binky

    Don’t shake hands with this gal unless you’re grounded.
    It’s shocking, but she’s now Carmen Electra-Cute.

  23. vainandlovingit

    ahahahaha #72

    this gives JBF Hair a whole new meaning…and by JBF i mean Just Been Fucked

  24. domino

    as we say round these parts – “kinell!”

  25. llllllllll

    #55 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA spitting image!

  26. vainandlovingit


  27. jrzmommy

    I guess I just don’t understand why someone would put a link to their LIFE and post such personal info about themselves with photos and names — especially other people’s photos and names — on the Internet.

    And I sware that Tucker chick from yesterday was connected to all of this. It’s just odd that someone would suddenly appear and then start making reverse threats of what happened to our little Lilac Queen.

    tsk tsk tsk

  28. 63, It looks like I’ve put on a little weight.

  29. RichPort

    #55 – If that’s the case, I wanna bone Phyllis Diller.

  30. llllllllll

    #79 Boning Dillard? Hope you don’t mind dust blowing out into your ding a ling

  31. jrzmommy

    SJ– why do you come back? If you truly want this to end then why take the bait and come back and get things stirred up again? I mean, the upcoming barrage of shit is as predictable as a Tara Reid nipple slip. Here we go, Angry Ferret goes rabid in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1……….

  32. siren823

    She needs to bleach her teeth. What has she been drinking? Blood?

  33. commissioner

    You know what they say about wedding cake . . . . . once on the lips . . . . .

    Lastly, I will never piss off the Ferret, I will never piss off the Ferret, I will never piss off the Ferret . . . .

  34. llllllllll

    Oh guys look…apparently this is not the first time Carmen has styled her hair like this…and shes also wearing the same dress

  35. jrzmommy

    …you got into anaphylactic shock if your allergic to wheat products?

  36. carmen electra-cuted…

  37. RichPort

    #83 – Paint that hilariously gruesome picture the color of shit, and it could be damnYELL.

  38. RichPort

    Sorry, I meant #84…

    I will not piss off Commish… I will not piss off Commish…

  39. commissioner


    explaining to SJ how she got so fat.

    Did you notice the disclaimer has changed? Once simple sentence now. Nothing about getting “kicked off”. Guess that’s how Mr. Superficial handles those requests to “get rid of” certain posters, like you, RichBaby and the mean ol’ Ferret.

  40. RichPort

    Commish, I’d be flattered if the disclaimer changed for us, but I think not. In the days of Papa, Stallion, and others, there was far more outlandish shit than this. We’re only scratching the surface.

  41. jrzmommy

    commish–what disclaimer? oh, yeah, wait…huh…look at that…yep, it is different. It should come with a warning like, If you want to remain anonymous, don’t broadcast every fucking intimate detail of your life here, i.e. family photos, place of employment, names of friends and family members, ovualation schedule, etc., etc.

    wait, I need a Carm fix….that kills me every time! hee hee

  42. commissioner


    I haven’t had my daily dose of virgin flesh today. Feeling a bit cranky. Wish Tucker/Fucker would come back.

    I was wondering why her physician would treat a respiratory illness with morphine. I need to change doctors. I have a hangnail and I want Oxycontin.

  43. jrzmommy

    Guess what! I know I put in an extra a in ovulation. Please don’t get the grammar squad after me…I’m in no mood for a homeschooled spelling bee fuck to tell me how to spell something.

  44. llllllllll

    OMG can you believe Liza Minelli has herpes…that was like the most ridiculously funny/weird/odd thing I have read in a while. I just didn’t know how to take it. My God, Superficial has got to post new stories for me to comment on like now!!!!…boredom has got me thinking about Minelli

  45. Oh, that is just a rare side effect of using the sex machine called the Sybian.

    Now, please know it is rare and most people do not have anything to worry about, but occasionally it can happen. Poor girl, probably did not know what hit her.

    See pics and video of Carmen using the Sybian at the following link at the bottom of page-

  46. jrzmommy

    Commish–My doctor writes me scripts for general anesthesia for menstrual cramps. Dr. Boo Boo Gone is his name. He’s terrif!

  47. jrzmommy

    94–Her ex-hubby probably gave them to her. He looks like he’s cruised a truck-stop or twenty and a few bathhouses in his day.

  48. jrzmommy

    Commish: by respiratory ailment she meant getting her lungs caved in when her husband ran her over and backed up again and again because he couldn’t stand the sight of her any longer.

  49. moozshi

    I really just don’t get it. I guess when you hit a certain point in your “career” you really feel like you can do anything, and by career I mean…hmmm, what does she do again?

  50. commissioner


    I’ve never met her and I can’t stand the sight of her. She reminds me of the stupid trick-ass twenty year-old bitches around here who will step on your three hundred dollar shoe and giggle and say “oops”.

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