Carmen Electra should look into buying a mirror

September 12th, 2006 // 151 Comments
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  1. hisforalways

    crikey..first.

  2. Major Trauma

    Life without Dave?

  3. yuckyfresh

    that’s weird, but she’s still hot.

  4. RTH

    She’s still highly fuckable.

  5. jrzmommy

    hee I’m just laughin and laughin and laughin. I feel high. Hee hee. I can’t stop. Hee heee heee. What the fuck is she thinking? Did Dave do her hair all the time? OH my God, she looks like an insane person. Is that Tucker? HEEE HEEEE.

  6. jrzmommy

    What’s up with that fish eye behind her in the second picture?

  7. jane's eyre

    No way that’s Carmen. It doesn’t even look like her. Whoever it is, she looks like one of those naked troll dolls.

  8. She has manly features.

  9. LaurenH

    I agree with #7… I am sorry, but there is no way that is her. If it is, then she has had some major work done to make her look completely unlike the original version of herself… in a bad way…

  10. jrzmommy

    That can’t be her. She looks REALLY old and shiney/waxy and…and…and fucking crazy! Why is this making me laugh so damn much? It’s like instant happy. Lemme see her again, hold on….here I go again. HEe heee heeee

  11. jane's eyre

    @4
    With all that hairspray, your comment should read, She’s highly flammable.

  12. jillybean

    This fugly look is right up IOC’s alley.

  13. llllllllll

    wow Carmen has always looked much younger than her age but this hairdo allows you to truley look at her face and see that she indeed is in her 30′s

  14. arieschic

    I think it looks nice hahahahahaha

  15. what’s even funnier (if in fact this is a real photo) is that she had to have PAID SOMEONE to do that to her.. good gawd…if she wanted some fug hair i have a blow dryer and a comb and a 50 gallon container of hairspray.. and i’ll do it for under $300..
    these folks are whacked..

  16. jrzmommy

    hee I’m just laughin and laughin and laughin. I feel high. Hee hee. I can’t stop. Hee heee heee. What the fuck is she thinking? Did Dave do her hair all the time? OH my God, she looks like an insane person. Is that Tucker? HEEE HEEEE.

  17. commissioner

    The term “fright wig” comes to mind.

    Al (I’m serial) Gore should be ringing her phone to warn her about hydrocarbons and global warming and all that other bullshit!

    Look out for ManBearPig, Carmen!

  18. llllllllll

    Her hair reminds me of those little fluffy flowers you pick up, close your eyes, blow and make a wish…what do you call those again?

  19. jrzmommy

    hee I’m just laughin and laughin and laughin. I feel high. Hee hee. I can’t stop. Hee heee heee. What the fuck is she thinking? Did Dave do her hair all the time? OH my God, she looks like an insane person. Is that Tucker? HEEE HEEEE.

  20. jrzmommy

    That can’t be her. She looks REALLY old and shiney/waxy and…and…and fucking crazy! Why is this making me laugh so damn much? It’s like instant happy. Lemme see her again, hold on….here I go again. HEe heee heeee

  21. wendy718

    #19…Dandelions….
    HAHAHAH OMG!!!!!!!!!! What’s up with her neck in the second picture?
    Poor Carmen, she (was? is?) so hot but it looks like the divorce is REALLY getting to her.

  22. jrzmommy

    That can’t be her. She looks REALLY old and shiney/waxy and…and…and fucking crazy! Why is this making me laugh so damn much? It’s like instant happy. Lemme see her again, hold on….here I go again. HEe heee heeee

  23. wendy718

    Electric Electra

  24. chortle

    pic #2……..does carmen have man hands? and either the neckpiece or the ‘do has to go………

  25. bigponie

    sorta reminds me of this character, she needs a new hairdresser that’s for sure.

    http://www.geocities.com/televisioncity/set/9051/

  26. Populist

    Maybe she went back to blowing Dennis Rodman and he let one rip while she was in the blast zone. Stranger things have happened…

  27. MacMac

    Anybody think that she looks oddly like Glenn Close ala Cruella DeVil?

  28. Angry Ferret Jones

    Sarah Jean has a new blog page up.

    http://www.delectual.blogsplot.net/

    Damnit, I can’t get over this chick. Check out this post:

    “Someone was asking me where I am living so here is the down low:

    1.) We are living in a little trailer that my mom gave us.
    2.) It

  29. nicholelibra

    Boys and girls, that’s what happens when you get the Gotti special from Supercuts.

  30. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed

    MANBEARPIG!

  31. cinnarose

    For some reason these pics look more like Reese Witherspoon than Carmen Electra. Also, wearing foundation 5 shades lighter than your actual skintone is a no-no.

  32. Please leave me ALONE.

  33. Wow. She almost looks like Emmit Brown’s first wife.

    Great Scott!

    http://www.edquartersaudio.com

  34. Jetset

    What’s up with the YELLOW TEETH! Nasty

  35. bigponie

    #29

    bwahahahahaha, absolutely golden, by the way, where are they stealing the electricity from.

  36. combustion8

    I’d still hit it…. inth emouth with a louisville slugger.

  37. Chaumbrai

    For some reason, it reminds me of Tanya Harding?!? Both pictures. I guess its the hair

  38. kandyk0119

    She looks 65 years old!!

  39. That’s Tracy Ullman.

  40. Angry Ferret Jones

    HA! I KNEW you were back on this site, SJV. I could smell the combination of Bible verses, dog sex and BPD meds.

    Does your trailer have a cable modem?

  41. jrzmommy

    She looks like a white version of Cicely Tyson’s character in Because of Winn-Dixie.

    Could we get housekeeping to clean up that pile of excrement in spot #33 — it’s making me sick.

  42. combustion8

    I’m an asshole, I meant

    I’d still hit it…. in the mouth with a louisville slugger.

  43. combustion8

    Thanks for clearing that up bizarro me.

  44. BigEyedFish

    I’m going to agree that’s not her. This chick has yellow teeth. Unless that’s part of the costume.

  45. JoannieBalonie

    Wuh thu F**K? Too much make-up, too much hairspray…and I would like to see who is attached to that arm around her in that first pic.

  46. jrzmommy

    She looks like a white version of Cicely Tyson’s character in Because of Winn-Dixie.

    Could we get housekeeping to clean up that pile of excrement in spot #33 — it’s making me sick.

  47. RichPort

    This chick looks like a koosh… a koosh that needs to meet RichPort Jr. It would suck not being able to see her boned-in-the-ass faces, as itwould be frustrating to have to look past that finger in the socket do.

    Is Sarah-Jean the white damnYELL the cunt or is it the other way around? I really can’t tell. And I haven’t seen that lazy bitch one this thread. Oh shit… thaaaaaaat’s right… lunch time just ended at Trinity and she washing dishes from all of those hungry students.

  48. combustion8

    You’re welcome? No, I’m welcome?

    Ball of confusion!

  49. jrzmommy

    Did she do some of Kitty Dukakis’s shock therapy?

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