Carmen Electra is the baddest bitch ever.
Did this show end with a whore off?
she’s starting to look a little long in the tooth.
Looks more like the Pussy Flash Dolls.
Ugh, the skank is strong in this one.
That’s got to be illegal in some states. At least Idaho.
Why doesn’t she just cut to the chase and do porn? Then she can show her bony vagina all the time.
I would tickle that bitches taco untill she begged me to stop…holy shit its hot this morning.. that Dave dude is obviously a blind faggot to cheat on her
I dunno, I cheated on Carmen Electra too. Its easy to judge, but, when she wont have sex with you, you have to get it somewhere.
I’d make a comment about how hilariously pathetic this is, except that would make me a jealous fatty.
Judging by her hairstyle in that last picture, she must be watching a lot of “Mork and Mindy” reruns.
She is an inspiration to thirty-five year olds everywhere…
#9 – and you know that her vagina is bony how? You’d be more believable if you said that her vagina was large. After all she was married to Dennis Rodman.
That is the ONLY reason that would keep me from taking a very long dip in her snatch pool. I don’t think that she’d feel me since Rodman stretched her out.
What a flipping shame.
#13 – Damn – what a flashback THAT was. You’re definitely showing your age. Or your affinity for TV Land.
I don’t know what Carmen Electra is doing here.But i think it would more spectaculair if she jumped through a burning hoop,right after the dog.
thats a sight I didn’t need to see.
The pics are hot until you realize that she’s performing for a bunch of LPGA dykes (picture a sea of Jeri Blanks). Carmen is the uber starfucker. She fucked Prince for a record deal, and since then you have to have some name recognition to get up inside. She’s working out her tongue on Joan Jett now. I’m sure somewhere Dave Navarro (who, incidentally, looks like a male Joan Jett) is crying in between sucking dick.
If you wouldn’t do her, your name is probably Andy Dick.
How did Tara Leigh Patrick ever come up with such a cheesy stage name? Is Carmen Electra the sound a windsock vagina makes when it queefs?
Once again, she was great in “Dirty Love”.
and every man would love to knock the walls on her.
Prince gave her that name.
fuck she’s hot
hey Scots, clone that bitch, stat
Prince told her to call herself that. If you are going to hang with Prince, you cant have a boring name like tara patrick.
he also named Vanity of Vanity 6.
But not Apolonia, whose real name is Apolonia Kotero.
I will now go kill myself for somehow knowing so much useless trivia about Prince. Excuse me for a second……
#19 really, i always thought it was Joan Jett who looked like a male Dave Navarro
That is one CLEAN CLOSE SHAVE!
Carmen Electra did Pussycat Doll shows all the time in L.A. So fucking what?
Nice pics though.
Wow. Carmen Electra is classy. I hope someday I can have a daughter just like her. How much high-end liquor do you figure it takes to drink your shame away after a display like this?
…and while i’m at it, am I really the only one who thinks the name ‘Pussycat Dolls’ is about the most pathetic, 7th grade attempt at sensuality ever used in pop culture?
I know no one agrees with this cuz men don’t really discriminate this much when it comes to half naked whores but…she looks so used up. I remember going to my friend Joe’s house when I was like 16 and seeing a poster of her in his room. Okay so that was…6 years ago. She was hot then. she didn’t look as fake to me and her face looked less crunched and damaged by tanning. More angelic I think…
Her face just looks haggard to me. Her body is great but what really does it for me is a pretty face…her’s has gone way down hill.
And #31 I couldn’t agree more.
The first time I heard “The Pussycat Dolls” on the radio I thought it was a major joke. I just can’t take them seriously as artists because it sounds like they combined a whole bunch of retarded stripper names together.
BTW, I remember “Carmen” before she was a star, at the 1995 Dallas Fantasy Comic Con. I was a dealer there. She’d dress like a sexy vampire at one of the booths, and they’d put her picture in the program guide. I’ve always thought she was a little sad underneath. Now, she’s just a glorified 40-year old stripper. You wanna bet in ten years, she’s back doing that small-show circuit, like so many other ex-playboy models? It’s called the circle of life, boys and girls.
#32 I totally know what you mean. She’s still beautiful and has a great body, but she’s starting to look worn down. I think she may have also had some plastic surgery that changed her face a bit. I’m glad to hear that an “angelic face” still means something to boys, and not just that open mouthed eyes-rolled-back face that I keep seeing these chicks doing, trying to look hot(aka Jessica Simpson).
Call me crazy, but I really think I’d like to have sex with her in her butt, right now. Weird.
It’s spectacles like this which make me glad I never went into entertainment. I mean, is this really what you have to look forward to ‘in the biz’?! Going to some over-priced club to watch a bunch of used-up skanks covered with Dennis Rodman sweat and Dave Navaro load prance around in lingerie earning the cash for their next botox injection?! Thanks, but i’ll take the corner bar, my usual skank, and a $2 bottle of Yuengling any day of the week over this crap…
First time I ever saw a Pussycat Dolls video, I thought it was a really lame parody of some sort. Even the name “Pussycat Dolls” sounded like a joke. Then I realized it actually for real, and I got that same feeling I had the first time I ever saw a Spice Girls video: “Ridiculously gay flash-in-the-pan pop music, they’ll last about two weeks” – only to witness them take over the fucking world.
According to her age,her body ain’t bad.Only her face has a kinda high Fergie-standard.
She’s got a nice ass for a 40-year old. Fifteen years ago, sure, guys would have killed for a chance with her.
#7 Give in to the Dark side of the Skank….
When women insist on acting and dressing like stupid, worthless, dirty whores, they shouldn’t be surprised at being treated as such.
Luckily i’m going to meet a much hotter woman soon…
This is a side of carmen we’ve never seen before!
#12 I thought if that talentless desperate clod can do that, so can I so I hooked my neighbor’s daughter’s hoola hoop up to the ceiling fan and it immediately folded inward and now I have a serious rug burn on both knees, not to mention what am I going to explain about the hoola hoop’s condition to my neighbors’ daughter. You may think Carmen is pathetic but that is one damn strong hoola hoop!!
you people are so full of shit, how many of you would quit your 9-5 loser jobs for Carmen’s lifestyle… sure it’s skanky and she’s not doing Oscar work but,,, she never claimed to be anything but a hot piece of ass , at least she doesnt pretend to be a ‘serious actress’ like so many annoying skanks do… and yeah she is not 23 yrs anymore, guess what its called getting old. at least she is still working hard at looking good.
I am pretty sure Dinah Shore would frown upon this.
@46, yolaskankho. that’s all.
There’re so many hot girls/women.But i think Carmen electra is not the queen of them.
#46, besides being the master of understatement (“not Oscar material”) you are also right that she is “getting out there and doing something”. I have just this day vowed to next year join the Dinah Shore Hoola Hoop Invitational and, by God!, I will never have such a crappy hoola hoop again.
wow. how clever.
#26 — nice work on the Prince trivia. But I hafta disagree with you about her name’s star power. There’s a particularly hot “Tera Patrick” of porn world fame who is likely making horny teenagers screw up their “what-i-gave-up-for-lent” promises as we speak. Even Prince would approve, methinks.
there is no way I can put on that much makeup without looking like Tammy Faye – what else counts for hotness points? I want to be at my best……
#49)She’s more the born out of wedlock princess.
Just being the hot sexyness yourself,That’s one of your best…
OK, and a school uniform…
If possible a victorian one…
There was that story awhile ago about her chronic inflamed hemorroids…
Damn… she is one of the hottest chicks out there bar none. Come and sit on this for a while Carmen.
That ass is fantastic. That hooker never seems to age. Id throw my johnson at her ANY day.
tienes nada. estas enamorada con Carmen? ella es enamorada con su mismo. Que lastima! Piensa que puedes conseguir una chica mas bueno que esto. Tienes fe, por favor.
She sure gives “wax that ass” a brand new slant — how much do you have to pay a friend to help you with that?? Do you think that they all get together and have waxing parties….I need to leave now.
(a numero cinquenta y uno)
Hate to break it to you allykitten85…
I’m a chick.
But my husband always tells me that what set me apart the most from other women was how angelic my face was. So I think a lot of man appreciate a sweet pretty face.
huh? de que hablas?
oh and my comment was directed at #48 sweetie
I wanna take a dump on her face she’s so hot. Wait, is that gross? I’m sorry, I don’t really know anymore (single tear-drop).
It is that she’s nicely shaved.
#67 lo siento mucho – soy stupida
“But my husband always tells me that what set me apart the most from other women was how angelic my face was.”
I hate to break this to YOU, but men will say anything to their wives to make them think they’re pretty. I’ve seen so many guys with huge ugly wives who go around talking about how she’s the most “beautiful woman in the world”… yeah, I know, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, blah blah, but sorry, a husband is about the least objective judge of his wife’s beauty on the planet. I can’t help but roll my eyes every time some guy who has a total beast for a girlfriend/wife says this.
Anyway, nothing against you; just wanted to get that out. Boyfriends/husbands attesting to their girlfriend’s/wife’s beauty proves nothing.
As for Carmen… I don’t think she looks too bad physically, but she looks pretty bad in general, just by the fact that she has to writhe around half-naked on a stage to make a living. Mom and dad must be so proud.
#63 $50 bucks says #69 is wrong – no shave is that close. Let’s get together and wax and then collect our money off Lowlands. I have some shopping to do for a big date.
“But my husband always tells me that what set me apart the most from other women was how angelic my face was…while swallowing his lumpy semen.”
lumpy semen. I just threw up a little.
The girl on the first pic who’s touching her ass says it’s shaved.Carmen electra almost fooled us.Nice try Carmen.
#42- You strike me as possibly a bitter, cynical person that was…. unpopular in highschool and is now jealous and can’t tolerate those different than you. But of course- I could be wrong.
Eh.. Just remember that boys like naughty girls.
I’m not paying you $50, you had inside information.
I’d tap that…
Hey…um I wasn’t so much trying to tell my own story as I was trying to say that I believe that men really do value a pretty face…the body isnt everything and it can be overshadowed by an ugly mug no matter how hot it is.
BTW I don’t need my husband to tell me that too know how fuckin Hot I am so go tell your own butt ass ugly wives lies.
And unless women have lost their eye sight they know if they are just being playcated or if the compliments are really true.
#65 hate to to tell you but your husband is rubbing one out to that pic of carmen, not your face.
ps. you must be fat
W/E Douche Bag
Sharpei…Hairpie…whatever your name is…a sweet pretty face is wonderful – to skeet on, at the very end. Until that point, it’s irrelevant – well, pretty eyes are nice if you’re good at giving head while looking up…which brings us, as always, back to target-skeeting. Of course, a pretty face would be great, theoretically, if a guy had to kiss at the beginning and cuddle at the end, but most of us know how to gnaw our way out of those beartraps. Trust me, guys know only 2 things on this topic: always try for the chick with the best body, and always lie.
I’d love to see pictures of all the people bagging on Carmen.
I bet you’re all super attractive.
She is so damn cute. I would lick her spleen every morning and night until she couldn’t take it anymore…and then I’d say too bad and devour her some more.
Wow highknee your so classy. I’ll bet you wear a monocle and raise you pinky finger while you sip tea.
Now that you’ve shown everyone how disgusting you are and proven that you obviously speak for all of men everywhere, let me be the first one to congratulate you one being a pig.
Glad I don’t actually believe all men are as moronic as you sir
Damn I wish I looked as good as her bent over. Eh…I do ok.
how old is she?
DAMN SHE IS HOT!
awwww…Sharpei you’re so feisty! That’s a little hot in its own way, so I’d maybe skeet on that cute face of yours. But it’ll have to be a gloryhole encounter if your bod is as not-so-great as you seem to imply…
yeah, so joan jett is munching her carpet now. my dyke friends love that dinah shore weekend shit in san diego… pussy galore. lipstick lesbians and uber dykes in droves.
Oh highknee, would you? would you really do that for me?
Oh sorry I think I just threw up a little.
Wonder who waxes her crack….
I wouldn’t skeet on you Shani. Nuthin’ but love for you honey.
Ya know, when I see this kind of crass display of “sexy,” I feel it is actually pretty demeaning to men.
She’s gorgeous! Bad taste in men, but everyone has a hobby.
Where’s the part where she slips and falls down?
Sorry but I think she looks hot. Her ass is in super shape. She has muscle tone. Her face isn’t bad at all, she looks younger than a lot of the 19-25 starlet set. She may be a little depressed, maybe because her 2 hubbies wore more makeup than she does. Hell I dunno. Anyhoo, her body & skin look great imho.
she is one sexy lady!
Jimmy Kimmel sucks
I would pop my seed in her butt cavity in a heartbeat
So, they are like strippers…but they don’t strip? Um…yeah, I’d pay money to see that. *rolls eyes*
if they were all blonde they could be called the “blondeshell babes”. but that wouldn’t make too much sense
my nuts are swollen after ejaculating consecutively eighteen times
I know what this site is for, but you have to be kidding. This chick is sex from the word go. We all get older, but she is aging pretty friggin good. You old fat tramps are just jealous. She is an performer, and she will do things to make bucks.
Even Raquel Welch eventually got old. Definitely doesn’t make her ugly.
Dinah Shore Week is a well known Lesbian Party. For somebody that keeps denying she’s gay she sure is hanging at a lot of lesbian events.
That said, let me finish by saying that there is nothing sadder than an aging hot chick.
Subtle, Carmen…very subtle
Carmen’s hot, but the hottest chicks are here in Florida..a real tan all year around. But don’t come here, we have enough people here already…
i think she just might be the most gorgous person on this planet.
I’d eat her shit!!
Very niiiice, I like
damn, if only all girls looked like that
shes pretty, but shes sucha whore.
haha all the people badmouthing her are pissed off they’re not banging her!!!!
Carmen Electra Is Da 2nd Hottest/Sexiest Women I Have Ever Seen..I Have Seen Alot Of Women…I Luv Carmen Electra Cuz She Acts Like Herself And Not A Poser…She Was X-tremely Super Hott In Playboy Way Hotter Then Pamela Anderson..Carmen Ur My 2nd Fav Baby 4Life…Luv Ya.
Man, I bet that place smelled like poop!
good idea,i like it
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