Carmen Electra made some sort of sex tape

Somehow Carmen Electra making a sex tape has become huge news today which shows how awesome the Internet is at forgetting what the fuck people used to do for a living. Anyway, you can check it out after the jump and it’s not so much a “lesbian sex tape” as it’s a carefully-edited cocktease designed to trick suckers into writing the name Carmen Electra on their blogs. — Goddammit.